"FELLA COUP THING" OR "FELLA COOL TEA" OR "FRIENDS ARE COOL TINS" OR "FELL OUR COOL TREES" OR "FELL A COLD THING" OF "FRAME A COOL TIN!" OH, "FULL, FULL! FALL, FALL! FEEL, FELL!!!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
©® SO MY OWN RHYME SONG IS: "LEARN, LEARN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY, RIGGING CHARRED THEM, WE WANT TO PRAY! SO, RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY, LITTLE CHILDREN WANTS TO PLAY!"
©® LET ME ASK YOU OH: IS IT "RAINING INSULTS ON ME" OR "REIGNING IN-SALT ON ME!"
IS IT "FOOD" OR "FOOLED" OR "FOOL" OR "FEEL" OR "FEED!"
IS IT "BEN" OR "PAIN" OR "BEEN!"
IS IT "BERNARD" OR "BEN AD" OR "BEN ANT" OR "BEN ANTS" OR "BEN ASS" OR "BEN ADS" OR "BEN AND" OR "BEN ADD" OR "BEND DOWN" OR "BEND ADD!"
IS IT "BEGIN REST IN THE FEW YEARS OF TIME" OR "PICKIN REST IN THE FEW YEARS OF TIME!"
IS IT TELL A COUP SIR" OR "TALL A COUP TOUT!"
IS IT "FAMOUS" OR "FAME US!"
IS IT "I WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS" OR "I WILL MAKE YOU VAMOS!"
IS IT "I, I" OR "EYE, EYE" OR "KEI, KEI" OR "KAI, KAI!"
®© NOTE THAT: "SMOOSHING" REQUIRES "PLAYING WITH AND ROMANCING THE BODY PARTS FOR SEXUAL KIND OF PLEASURE, NOT SEX ITSELF!"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "ZOBO" MEANS "A TYPE OF WINE-COLOURED FRUIT JUICE" OR "RAIN AND GO BACK TO HIDING" OR "RAIN AND PEEL IT/HIM/HER" OR "MATCH/STEP ON/COMPETE FOR JOOR/AND PEEL/GO BACK TO HIDING!"
(IN FRENCH LANGUAGE) "MOI" MEANS "I" WHILE "MOI, MOI" MEANS "I, I!"
(IN NIGERIA) "MOI, MOI" MEANS "BEAN CAKE" OR "BAKED BEANS!"
(IN NIGERIA) "POLICE, POLICE" IS NICKNAMED "PAW, PAW" OR "PO, PO!"
®© THE SS3 STORY OF ALL TIME GOES LIKE THIS!
SO, ONE DAY EHN, HMMMMMM!!!
©® "AKIN BERNARD" SANG AFTER SMOOSHING JULIANA WITHOUT SEX THROUGHOUT THEIR SCHOOL CLASS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND RELATIONSHIP: "COME WAIT JULIANA, JULIANA! COME WAIT JULIANA! MAY BE OH IF YOU KILL ME, YOU DIE OH! I LOVE AM TOO! CALL FAVOUR! HEH, ESTHER CHILL! COME WAIT JULIANA MOI MOI! EATING, YOU DEY TIRE TO DEY EAT MOI MOI! ZOBO!"
®© "NKECHI JULIANA" REPLIED THROUGH SINGING!": I AM A JULIANA, JULIANA! I AM A JULIANA! BABY OH, KILL ME TO DIE OH! HIGHLIFE MY TOOL! CON FAVOUR! I AM A JULIANA MOI MOI! LEAVE ME, WHO NO DEY TIRE TO DEY EAT MOI MOI! ZOBO!!"
©® "PAUL, PAUL" WHO WAS THE CLOSEST CLASS MALE FRIEND TO AKIN BERNARD BUT GENUINELY I LOVE WITH JULIANAH TOLD HER TO HER FACE THAT SHE HAS BEEN DECEIVED AND LIED TO BY SAYING!: "DEM DONE BATH YOU WITH ZOBO, YOU STILL DEY THERE, HIM STILL DEY BATH YOU WITH ZOBO!"
®© THEN... CLASS TEACHER ENTERED INTO THE CLASS TO CALM THE NOISE MAKING FROM THE STUDENTS!
©® A CHILD IN SS3 SANG UPON THE CLASS TEACHERS REQUEST FOR RHYME SONGS!: "PAWPAW IS A TYPE OF FRUIT, PAWPAW IS A TYPE OF FRUIT, SWEET LIKE SUGAR, YELLOW LIKE FANTA! EVERYBODY LIKE PAWPAW! PAWPAW!!! PAWPAW IS A KIND OF FRUIT, PAWPAW IS A KIND OF FRUIT, SWEET LIKE SUGAR, HE'S YELLOW LIKE A FANTA! EVERYBODY LIKE PAWPAW! PAWPAW!!!
©® EVERYBODY CLAPPED FOR HIM!!!
®© THE TEACHER SAID: AKIN DO HIS VOICE; HARKEN TO HIS VOICE TUNE TOO!!!
®© SO, "AKIN BERNARD" SANG A ALMOST TOTALLY DIFFERENT RHYNE LYRICS BUT THE SAME TUNE BECAUSE HE WAS STILL ANGRY WITH "NKECHI JULIANA!": "MOI MOI IS A KIND OF FOOD; MOI MOI IS A KIND OF FOOD, SWEET LIKE PAWPAW; BROWN LIKE MILO! EVERYBODY LIKE MOI MOI! MOI MOI!!! MOI MOI IS A KIND OF FOOD; MOI MOI IS A KIND OF FOOD, SWEET LIKE PAWPAW; BROWN LIKE MILO! EVERYBODY LIKE MOI MOI!!! MOI MOI!!!
®© ANOTHER STUDENT QUICKLY SAW/NOTICED THE CANE IN THE TEACHER'S HANDS AND STARTED TO SING!": "PAW PAW! PAW PAW! PAW PAW IS SOMETHING!!! PAW PAW! PAW PAW! PAW PAW IS SOMETHING!!!"
®© THE STUDENTS IN THE CLASS KNEW THE OLD POPULAR NIGERIA MUSIC AND SANG AND JOINED IN TO SING ALOUD WITHOUT EVEN A CHAMPAGNE IN THE CLASS!": "POP, POP! POP, POP! POP, POP! POP, POP SOMETHING!!! POP, POP! POP, POP! POP, POP! POP, POP SOMETHING!!!"
®© THE TEACHER ANGRILY LEFT THE CLASS BUT IN PRETENSE OF NOT BEING ANNOYED!
®© THE NEX DAY, EHN!!! HMMMMMM!!!
®© THIS SAME SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS TEACHER CALLED ALL OF "PAW PAW'S CLASSMATES" OUT AT THE ASSEMBLY GROUND THE NEXT MORNING OF THAT CLASS INCIDENCE TO FLOG THEM WITH A SLIM LONG CANE WITH TWELVE STROKES OF THE CANE EACH AND SHE SANG FOR THEM AN OLD POPULAR NIGERIAN MUSIC/SONG FIRST! AND THE SONG GOES THUS!: "EVERYBODY ARE YOU READY OH! YOU MUST DANCE EH! EH! EH! YOU MUST DANCE EH!!! EVERYBODY ARE YOU READY OH! YOU MUST DANCE EH! EH! EH! YOU MUST DANCE EH!!! E SHOCK YOU? E GO CHOKE YOU!!!"
®© THEN AFTER FLOGGING THEM EXCEPT "PAUL, PAUL" WHO WAS POPULARLY AND FONDLY CALLED "PAWPAW" IN SCHOOL BY ALL BECAUSE HIS FIRST NAME WAS PAUL AND HIS LAST NAME/SURNAME WAS ALSO PAUL! PAWPAW WAS ASKED BY THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL TO LEAD CHORUSES AS THE GOOD STUDENT HE IS THAT COULD STILL REMEMBER HIS NURSERY AND PRIMARY SCHOOL RHYMES/SONGS! "PAUL PAUL" ALSO KNOWN AS "PAW PAW" FIRST SANG!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EKPERE BU OGWU M NGWORO EH! EKPERE BU OGWU M NGWORO! AGA MA GWO YA OZO!"
"MEANINGS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!":
(MEANING 1):
"PRAYER IS MY CHARM/MY MEDICINE, YOU LAME PERSON/PEOPLE, EH! PRAYER IS MY CHARM/MY MEDICINE, YOU LAME PERSON/PEOPLE! I WILL/AM GOING TO PREPARE IT/GRIND IT TOGETHER AGAIN!"
(MEANING 2):
"PRAYER IS THE CHARM/THE MEDICINE THAT I PREPARED/GRINDED TOGETHER, EH! PRAYER IS THE CHARM/THE MEDICINE THAT I PREPARED/GRINDED TOGETHER! I WILL/AM GOING TO PREPARE IT/GRIND IT TOGETHER AGAIN!"
©® "PAUL, PAUL" IMMEDIATELY GOT INTO THE CLASS AND COINCIDENTALLY THE FIRST 45 MINUTES WAS A FREE PERIOD FOR THE CLASS THAT DAY AS SCIENCE STUDENTS AND HE STARTED SINGING FOR "NKECHI JULIANA" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME TO CALM HER DOWN WHILE OTHERS WENT TO THE SCHOOL LIBRARY TO READ FOR THEIR UPCOMING WASSCE AND NECO EXAMS AND THE TWO WERE LEFT ALONE IN CLASS EVENTUALLY THAT MORNING!": "TEMPTED TO TOUCH, TEMPTED TO TOUCH, I WANNA, I WANNA GIVE YOU SO MUCH! TEMPTED TO TOUCH, TEMPTED TO TOUCH, I WANNA, I WANNA GIVE YOU SO MUCH! TEMPTED TO SMOOSH, TEMPTED TO SMOOSH, I WANNA, I WANNA GIVE YOU SO MUCH! TEMPTED TO SMOOSH, TEMPTED TO SMOOSH, I WANNA, I WANNA GIVE YOU SO MUCH!"
©® HIS SAD/DEPRESSED FEMALE CLASSMATE CALLED "NKECHI JULIANA" THAT HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIS GIRLFRIEND DIRECTLY WITH A FOREIGN SONG TUNE EVEN IF HE HAS FIRST SANG INDIRECTLY TO HER BY ADVERTISING HIMSELF UNKNOWINGLY TO HER AND THEY ALL THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING PAWPAW THROUGH OUT, "PAUL, PAUL IS A KIND OF FRUIT; SWEET LIKE SUGAR, YELLOW LIKE FANTA; EVERYBODY LIKE PAUL PUL, PAWPAW;" NOW DECIDED TO SING HERS TO HIM WHEN HE DIRECTLY CONFRONTED HER WITH HIS REQUEST AND HER SONG HAD HASTINESS AND A BIT OF EROTIC NEEDY SOUND IN IT AS SHE REMIXED IT, SINGING!: "LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE! LEAVE ME MEN! LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME, LEAVE! LEAVE ME MEN!!!
®© IGBOTIC "PAUL, PAUL" THOUGHT HE HEARD SOMETHING ELSE AND STARTED SMOOSHING HER AND FORCEFULLY RAPED HER UPON HER HER ALLEGED REQUEST BECAUSE THE IGBOTIC "PAWPAW/PAUL, PAUL" HEARD!: "IMI, IMI, IMI, IMI, IMI, IMIME!!! IMI, IMI, IMI, IMI, IMI!!!" NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "IMI" MEANS "IF YOU DRAW!" WHILE "IMIME" MEANS "IF YOU ON, YOU DO" OR "IF YOU SLIP IT IN, YOU DO" OR "INSIDE INSIDE!" SO, HE LITERALLY HEARD "NKECHI JULIANA" SING TO HIM!": "IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW; IF YOU ON, YOU DO/IF YOU SLIP IT IN, YOU DO/INSIDE INSIDE!!! IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW, IF YOU DRAW!!!" SO, THIS WAS WHY "PAUL, PAUL" DREW HER TO HIMSELF WITH GROSS/WILD SMOOSHING AND FORCEFULLY PUSHED/PUT HIS PENIS INSIDE HER VAGINA, BROKE HER HYMEN AND HAD SEX WITH HER TO HIS SATISFACTION EVEN WHILE SHE WAS SHOUTING BECAUSE HER REFUSAL SHOUTING SOUNDED LIKE SHE WANTED MORE OF THE SMOOSHING AND EVEN MORE OF SOMETHING ELSE!
©® THE NEXT DAY, POLICE CAME TO SCHOOL AND ARRESTED "PAUL, PAUL" FOR ALLEGED RAPE WHEN HE ALREADY THOUGHT THAT HE FINALLY NOW HAS A DECENT NEW SECONDARY SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND EVEN IF HIS BEST FRIEND HAS SMOOSHED HER SEVERALLY BEFORE FOR HE THOUGHT HE HAD "WILD SEX" BUT THE GIRL WAS SURE THAT IT WAS A "RAPE SEX!"
©® AFTER HEARING THE EXPLANATION OF THE POOR BLACK-SKINNED BOY CALLED "PAUL, PAUL," THE LIGHT IN COMPLEXION GIRL CALLED "NKECHI JULIANA" FELT REALLY ASHAMED OF HERSELF, WHILE ALL THE POLICE OFFICERS PRESENT IN THE POLICE STATION BOTH MALE AND FEMALE STARTED SINGING AN OLD POPULAR NIGERIA SONG AGAINST THE GIRL: "BABY SOUR, SOUR, SOUR LE, SOUR, SOUR, SOUR LE, ASHY, ASHEWO, AWUSA, ASHEWO, AWUSA! AND BABY SOUR, SOUR, SOUR LE, SOUR, SOUR, SOUR LE, ASHY, ASHAWO, AWUSA, ASHAWO, AWUSA!!!"
®© THE SCHOOL FEMALE PRINCIPAL SHOUTED IN A KIND OF SHOCK AND TOLD THE GIRL KNOWN AS "NKECHI JULIANA" RIGHT THERE AND THEN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!": "IMI, IMIME, KILL YOU THERE!"
©® THE YOUNG GIRL KNOWN AS "NKECHI JULIANA" WENT HOM, DRANK RAT POISON AND DIED FOR SHE HAS LOST THE LOVE OF THE ONLY BOY SHE EVER TRULY FELL IN LOVE WITH!"
®© AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE DEMISE/THE DEATH OF "NKECKI JULIANA," THEN, "PAUL, PAUL" STARTED SINGING AN OLD VILLAGE SONG AND CRYING IN PAINS, ANGUISH AND SORROWS TO HIS WOMANIZING BEST FRIEND CALLED "AKIN BERNARD"THAT HE HAS LOST HIS DEAD LOVE CALLED "NKECHI JULIANA!": "BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, NWANNE MUO, AYAYA! BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, NWANNE MUO, AYAYA! BERNARD AYAYA, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, NWANNE MUO! AYAYA! EBE SWEET GARA, BERNARD ESO BE YA, AYAYA! EBE CHEWING GUM GARA BERNARD ESOBE YA, AYAYA! BERNARD AYAYA, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, NWANNE MUO! AYAYA! BERNARD AYAYA, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, BERNARD, NWANNE MUO! AYAYA!
®© NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "NWANNE MU I" MEANS "MY BRETHREN OH" OR "MY BROTHER OH" OR "MY SISTER OH!" WHILE "AYAYA" MEANS "SHE IS/HE IS/I AM/WE ARE NOW SICK OF ESCAPING/AVOIDING!" WHILE "EBE" MEANS "WHERE/ANYWHERE/WHEREVER!" WHILE "GARA" MEANS "GOES/GO TO" OR "GOES/GO AND LICKS/LICK!" WHILE "ESOBE YA" MEANS "STARTS/START TO FOLLOW/FOLLOWING HIM/HER/IT!"
©® THEN "UNPERTURBED AKIN BERNARD WHO HAD LOTS OF GIRLFRIENDS TO SMOOSH AND SEC AT ANY GIVEN TIME UNLIKE PAUL PAUL" STARTED SINGING TOO TO "PAUL, PAUL" A POEM TO REMIND HIM THAT IT WAS COMEDY INDIRECT LOVE RYHMES THAT STARTED THE TRAGEDY WITHIN THREE DAYS AND "PAUL, PAUL" CRIED UNCONTROLLABLY LOUDER AND LOUDER AND HE NEVER LOVED ANOTHER AGAIN IN THE SCHOOL OR ELSEWHERE THE WAY THAT HE LOVED HIS ONE-NIGHT/ONE-DAY STAND CALLED "DEAD NKECHI JULIANA!" AKIN BERNARD SANG TO HIM: "ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM MERILY, MERILY, MERILY, MERILY! LIFE IS BUT A DREAM! AGAIN!
®© BY THE WAY, NOTE PAD THAT:
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "IGBANKU N WAYA" MEANS "TRADITIONAL WEDDING OF HIS/HER CHILD" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF HIS/HER WOOD OF A CHILD" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF HIS/HER WOODEN CHILD!" WHILE "IGBANKU NWANYIA" MEANS "THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING OF THIS BURDEN/WOOD OF A CHILD" OR "THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING OF THIS CHILD BURDEN/WOOD" OR "THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING OF THIS FEMALE/WOMAN/GIRL/LADY" OR "THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING OF THIS OUR CHILD" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF THIS BURDEN OF A CHILD" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF THIS CHILD BURDEN" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF THIS FEMALE/GIRL/WOMAN/LADY" OR "THE SWEEPING/SPREADING AT A SPOT/SHOOTING OF THIS OUR CHILD!"
©® JUDGES/MY AUDIENCE, JUDGE THIS COMEDY-TRAGEDY/TRAGIC-FUNNY SKIT FROM YOUR OWN POINT OF VIEW!
®© SHORT SKIT ENDS... WHAT A GIGANTICAL COMIC-TRAGEDY SKIT... SUBSCRIBE NOW.... FOLLOW NOW!!!
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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