(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OLU EDO" MEANS "WORK OF EDO" OR "IT/HE/SHE HAS WORKED/DONE EDO" OR "IT/HE/SHE HAS WORKED/DONE THE THING THAT CALMS ONE DOWN" OR "WORK OF THE THING THAT CALMS ONE DOWN!" IS IT "OLUEDO" OR "ALWAYS OH" OR "OLUEBUBE?" (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OLUEBUBE" MEANS "GLORIOUS WORK" OR "HE/SHE/IT HAS WORKED GLORIA" OR "HE/SHE/IT HAS WORKED THE ONE THAT HAS NOT GROWN AND DEVELOPED!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
©® IS IT "TAKE ME TO SULTAN BEACH" OR "TAKE ME TO SOUTH EAST OH BITCH!"
IS IT "BEST THINK" OR "BEST THING!"
®© STORY, STORY! STORY!!!
WHAT IS UPON A TIME! TYME TIME!
THEY WERE A DAY! GIRL, GIRL!!!
SO.... SHORT SKIT BEGINS...
NEWS REPORT... REPORTING LIVE ON CHISOM'S CBN, CNN AND BBC TV!!!
© ON CHRISTMAS EVE (THAT IS, A DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY/25TH OF DECEMBER)
®© ONE ELDERLY IGBOTIC WOMAN KNOWN AS "MAMA OLUEDO" EVEN THOUGH THE EDUCATED ONES CALLED HER "MAMA ALWAYS OH" SANG HER FAVOURITE SONG: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "MA OBU GI MA NWA; ONYE GE YEM! MA OBU GI MA NWA; ONYE GE YEM; ICHAFU ISI, ONYE GE YEM! OLUEDO! OYE GE YEM!"
MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!:
"IF NOT FOR EVEN CHILD; WHO WILL GIVE ME! IF NOT FOR EVEN CHILD; WHO WILL GIVE ME, HEAD TIE, WHO WILL GIVE ME! OLUEDO! WHO WILL GIVE ME!"
®© HER EDUCATED BEST FRIEND WHO WAS AN ENGLI-IGBOTIC LADY CAME INTO THE COMPOUND AND JOINED IN SINGING FROM THE GATE JOYOUSLY TO COVER THE BAD NEWS SHE HAS BROUGHT WITH HER! SO, SHE SANG: "MA OBU GI MA NWA; ONYE GE YEM! MA OBU GI MA NWA; ONYE GE YEM; ICHAFU ISI, ONYE GE YEM! ALWAYS OH! OYE GE YEM!"
©® BREAKING NEWS!!! THEN OLUEBUBE, WHO WAS MAMA OLUEDO'S LONGEST TIME/CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND TO HER!: "MAMA ALWAYS OH, YOUR FELIX IS SICK!"
®© AND SHE GOT ANNOYED AT MADAM OLUEBUBE, HER VILLAGE FRIEND AND SAID ANGRILY EVEN IF SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING WITH HER ABOUT HER ONLY SON WHO WAS ALSO HER ONLY CHILD!: "WHAT DO YOU TODAY ABOUT! AMEBO! A NEIGHBOUR YOU ARE!
©® HER GROWN UP EDUCATED GRADUATE ONLY GRANDSON AND ONLY GRAND DAUGHTER WHO CAME FOR A LONG TIME VISIT TO THEIR EVER LOVING GRAND MOTHER STARTED SINGING JOIKINGLY BUT TRULY SAD! SO, THEY SANG!: "WHEN AM I GONNA BE WHAT I WANNA BE! WHEN AM I GONNA SEE WHAT I WANNA SEE! TIME IS TICKING AND I CAN'T WAIT NO MORE, DO DREAMS EVER COME TRUE IN THIS PART OF THIS WORLD! WHEN AM I GONNA BE WHAT I WANNA BE? WHEN AM I GONNA SEE WHAT I WANNA SEE? TIME IS TICKING AND I CAN'T WAIT NO MORE, DO DREAMS EVER COME TRUE IN THIS PART OF THIS WORLD!"
©® WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING, VILLAGE YOUTHS HAVE GONE TO THE "KINGS PALACE" WIDELY KNOWN AS "IGWE'S PALACE" TO ANGRILY PROTEST AT LACK OF DEVELOPMENT IN THEIR VILLAGE AS A WHOLE, SOME YOUNG GIRLS WERE HAPPILY SINGING ALONG AS THEY JOINED THE PROTEST BECAUSE THEY LIKE "CHISOM" AS IT SOUNDED LIKE "CHISOM, CHISOM, UH!": (IN IGBO LANGUAGE)
VERSE 1)
"NZOBU, NZOBU; EYIN MBA, EYIN! NZOBU, EYIN MBA! NZOBU NWOKE, EYIN MBA, EYIN! NZOBU NWANYI, EYIN MBA, EYIN! NZOBU; EYIN MBA!"
VERSE 2)
"NSOBU, NSOBU; EYIN MBA, EYIN! NSOBU, EYIN MBA! NSOBU NWOKE, EYIN MBA; EYIN! NSOBU NWANYI, EYIN MBA, EYIN! NSOBU UWA; EYIN MBA!"
MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!:
VERSE 1)
TO OVER MATCH, TO OVER MATCH; FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! TO OVER MATCH, FRIEND OF THE CITY! TO OVER MATCH A BOY/A MALE/A GENTLE MAN/A GUY, FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! TO OVER MATCH A WOMAN/A LADY/A FEMALE/A GIRL, FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! TO OVER MATCH FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND!
VERSE 2)
PROBLEM/TROUBLE, PROBLEM/TROUBLE; FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! PROBLEM/TROUBLE, FRIEND OF THE CITY! PROBLEM/TROUBLE; A BOY/A MALE/A GENTLE MAN/A GUY, FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! PROBLEM/TROUBLE; A WOMAN/A LADY/A FEMALE/A GIRL, FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND! PROBLEM/TROUBLE OF THE WORLD; FRIEND OF THE CITY, FRIEND!
©® NOW I ASK!: "WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR EVE 2024 RESOLUTION AND YOUR "CHRISTMAS EVE RESOLUTION!"
"IS IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART" OR "FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NYASH!"
IS IT "LIFE HER" OR "LIE FAR" OR "LOVE HER" OR "LAUGH HER!"
IS IT "ELECT TRICK CITY" OR "ELECTRICITY!"
IS IT "CONNECT TREE CITIES" OR "CONNECT TRICK CITY!"
IS IT "LYING ABILITY" OR "LIABILITY!"
IS IT "IMPUNITY" OR "IMPURITY!"
IS IT "GOATS" OR "GODS!"
IS IT "SPOON" OR "SPUR!"
IS IT "SOUL JAH MAN" OR "SOLDIER MAN!"
🔥 🔥 🔥 IS IT "FORTIFIED" "FOUNTAIN FIRE" OR "FOUNTAIN FIRED" OR "FOUNTAIN FILED" OR "FUCK TILL FIRE" OR "FUCK TILL FIVE" OR "FOUGHT IN FIGHT" OR "FOUGHT REAL FIGHT" OR "FOUR TILL FIVE" OR "FOUR TILL FIRE" OR "FOR THIEF AM" OR "FOR THIEF FIRE" OR "FUCKING FIGHT" OR "FUCKING FIRED" OR "FOUGHT HIM FIRED" OR "FORTY FIVE" OR "FORTY FIRED!" 🔥
IS IT "WORLD" OR "WAR" OR "WALK" OR "WALL" OR "WALLS" OR "WORD" OR "WORSE" OR "WALES" OR "WAILS" OR "WILL" OR "WINS" OR "WALLED" OR "WED" OR "WELD" OR "WIELD IT" OR "WELD IT" OR "WEALTHY!"
IS IT "DUTCHES" OR "TOUCHES" OR "DUTCH" OR "TOUCH" OR "DUG" OR "DODGE" OR "DODGES" OR "DITCHES" OR "DITCH" OR "DITCHED" OR "TEACH!"
IS IT "GRACE" OR "GRINDS" OR "GRAY'S" OR "GREY" OR "GREASE" OR "GREECE" OR "GREEK" OR "GIVE" OR "JIK" OR "GRASS!"
THEN THIS HAPPENED ON THE CHRISTMAS DAY FOR HER SON WAS MOVED BACK TO THE VILLAGE STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE, A DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE, RIGHT FROM THE LAGOS CITY HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF LACK OF MONEY, OR OLD RICH FRIENDS AND ALL HIS ACCOUNTS WERE FROZEN BY THE BANKS BECAUSE HE WAS WRONGLY FRAMED UP BY HIS SO CALLED OLD FAKE FRIENDS BECAUSE THE SOUTHWEST MAN CHANGED HIS RELIGION BACK TO CHRISTIANITY!!! READ BELOW***
CHRIST OH LORD! CHRISTMAS DAY FOR HOSPITAL/INN VISITATION!!! CHRONIC!!! WHERE IS THR JOY IN THE RICE AND CHICKEN!!!:
©® A) THE ELDERLY WOMAN HER GRANDSON FELIX JNR SAND TOGETHER BESIDE FELIX SNR ON THE HOSPITAL BED LIKE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY AND HER BELOVED SON JISOS/JESUS CHRIST TO CHEER HIM UP AND ENCOURAGE HIM TO LIVE OH NOT TO LEAVE OH!: "FELIZ NAVIDAD, FELIZ NAVIDAD, FELIZ NAVIDAD, COST PER OH WHY YOUNG; FELIZ VIDAD! FELIZ NAVIDAD, FELIZ NAVIDAD, FELIZ NAVIDAD, COST PER OH WHY YOUNG; FELIZ VIDAD! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
©® B) THE GROWN GRANDSON (FELIX JNR.) AND GROWN UP GRAND DAUGHTER (JOVITA) SANG TO THEIR SICK DAD FELIX SNR CHRISTOPHER WHO WAS BEING ILL-TREATED BY MANY FAR AND NEAR DUE TO HARD TIMES NOT ATIMES BUT ALWAYS NOW!: "FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, COST PER OH WHY YOUNG; FELICITATE! FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, COST PER OH WHY YOUNG; FELICITATE! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
©® C) ALL THREE OF THEM PLUS FELIX SNR VILLAGE SECOND WIFE SANG TOGETHER!: "FELIX NO FIT DIE, FELIX NO FIT DIE, FELIX NO FIT DIE, BECAUSE PAY OH WHY OH; FELIX FIT DIE! FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, FELIX NAVY DAD, BECAUSE PAY OH WHY OH; FELIX FIT DIE! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
®© D) HIS SEPARATED RICH FIRST WIFE CAME WITH PART OF THE CASH OF THE NEEDED MONEY AS SHE JUST FOUND OUT AND RUSHED DOWN IMMEDIATELY FOR SHE WAS STILL MADLY/CRAZILY IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CRIED ALOUD AT THE SIGHT OF HIM AND SAID TO HER EMANCIATED SEPARATED HUSBAND AS HE WAS REALLY SHOCKED AND GRATEFUL FOR THE CASH MONEY! SO, SHE SANG WITH LOVE: "FEELINGS NO FIT DIE, FEELINGS NO FIT DIE, FEELINGS NO FIT DIE, COST PER OH WHY OH; FELIX VIEW DIED! FEELINGS NAVY DAD, FEELINGS NAVY DAD, FEELINGS NAVY DAD, COST PER OH WHY OH; FELIX VIEW DIED! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
©® E) WHEN HIS JOBLESS/STRUGGLING WORK FROM HOME FAVOUR RIGHT/FAVORITE THIRD WIFE CAME IN AND NOTICED THAT HIS BODY HAD NO LIFE IN IT, SO, SHE RUSHED FAST AND CALLED THE DOCTOR AND NURSE FROM THEIR OFFICES WHO IN TURN PRONOUNCED/DECLARED HIM DEAD AND GONE FOR HE LEFT TO LIVE ONLY AND HOLY SPIRITUALLY INSTEAD OF LIVING PHYSICALLY TOO! SO, SHE SHOUTED AND SANG FOR HIS EYES CLOSED IN DEATH UPON SEEING HER! SHE ALMOST RAN MAD IN DISBELIEF AND KEPT SINGING!: "FELIX NEVER DIED, FELIX NEVER DIED, FELIX NEVER DIED, COST, I BEG AND RAN OH; FELIX SWEETHEART! FELIX NEVER DIED, FELIX NEVER DIED, FELIX NEVER DIED, COST, I BEG AND RAN OH; FELIX SWEETHEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
®© F) THE RICH KINSMEN HEARD HOW HE DIED FROM A VILLAGE AMEBO INTOXICATED ALCOHOLIC DRUNK WITH SHOCK IN THEM BECAUSE THEY DID NOT KNOW THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE THEN THEY WENT TO REPORT AT THR POLICE STATION AFTER LOOKING AT/SEEING HIS DEAD BODY SO SLIM AND UNKEMPT BUT NEAT! AT THE POLICE STATION, A POLICE OFFICER SHOUTED "MERRY CHRISTMAS" TO ALL COINCIDENTALLY AT THAT POINT IN TIME, INCLUDING, TO THEM TOO! SO, THEY JOINTLY SANG IN PAIN, SORROW AND ANGUISH BECAUSE THE ONLY ONCE UPON A TIME RICH MAN AND HELPER OF THEIR EXTENDED FAMILY HAD DIED!: "POLICE NAVY DIED, POLICE NAVY DIED, POLICE NAVY DIED, CURSE PAY EWO HE YOUNG; FELIX STILL DIED! POLICE NAVY DIED, POLICE NAVY DIED, POLICE NAVY DIED, CURSE PAY EWO HE YOUNG; FELIX STILL DIED! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
©® G) THIS WAS HOW HIS HIDDEN POLICE GIRLFRIEND FROM THE ONLY VILLAGE POLICE STATION THEY HAD HEARD OF HIS DEATH THROUGH THE SONG AND AFTERWARDS WRITTEN STATEMENT AND STARTED CRYING PROFUSELY TO THE SHOCK OF MANY PRESENT AT THE STATION AND WVEN PASSERS BY FOR SHE CRIED LIKE A WIDOW WHO JUST LOST HER HUSBAND EVEN IF THEY KNEW THAT SHE HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED!: "PLEASE NEVER DIE, PLEASE NEVER DIE, PLEASE NEVER DIE, BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT; NO WANT ABORT OH! PLEASE NEVER DIE, PLEASE NEVER DIE, PLEASE NEVER DIE, BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT; NO WANT ABORT OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, OH, OH, OH! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!"
* SO SOUL, SOM, SOM!!!
*** TO BE CONTINUED... AS SHOWN BELOW...
©® IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT FELIX SNR DIED OF HIV/AIDS FROM CARELESS BLOOD TRANSFUSION WHICH COMPLICATED THE EXISTING COVID-19 VIRUS THAT HE HAD DUE TO HIS OVER FRIENDLINESS EVEN IF THE SAID LATE NAVAL OFFICER ALSO HAD A CHRONIC HEART ATTACK DUE TO THE BETRAYAL FROM CHILDHOOD/LONGEST TIME CLOSE FAKE FRIENDS THAT HE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED IF HE HAD HIS CASH UNLOCKED IN HIS OWN BANK ACCOUNTS! NASTY!!!
©© THEY ALL SHOUTED IN ONE VOICE AND HARMONY AT DR. CARLOS!: "DON'T BE CARLOS, YOU ARE GALLONS! VERY CALLOUS SOMEBODY AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DR. GALLOPS!"
©® EVERYONE DISPERSED QUIETLY TO PREPARE FOR A SILENT BURIAL AND NO ONE TOUCHED HIS DEAD BODY AGAIN AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT EXCEPT THE HOSPITAL/INN WELL-KITTED PROFESSIONALS! THEY BURIED HIM THE SAME DAY MAINLY BECAUSE HIS FOURTH WIFE WAS STILL A MUSLIM/ISLAMIC WOMAN AND NEVER CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY FOR ONCE TILL HE TOOK HIS LAST BREATH IN DEATH, JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO ACCEPT JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST AS GOD ALMIGHTY!"
©® IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS SAD BURIAL ON THAT SAME DAY AS THEY WERE SAD FOR THE DECEASED WHO DIED AND FOR THEMSELVES WHO HAD CLOSE CONTACT WITH HIM DEAD/ALIVE, THEY WERE ALL QUARANTINED IN ONE CLOSED PLACE! "HIS TOMB/GRAVE HEAD/PAVEMENT/SIGN READ 'LATE FELIX SNR. CHRISTOPHER (AKA OLUEDO)!'"
©® ONE OF THE COVID-19 DOCTORS WHO NEVER MET FELIX SNR CHRISTOPHER DEAD OR ALIVE CLOSED THE WARD CURTAINS AND LOCKED THE DOOR AGAINST THE NEXT 14 DAYS AFTER TAKING THEIR BLOOD SAMPLES FOR HIV/AIDS TESTS TOO... STAGE PLAY ENDED AND SERIOUSNESS ENTERED!
©® JUST WHEN THE ONLOOKERS/AUDIENCE THOUGHT IT HAS ENDED FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY HIS FOUGHT FOURTH MUSLIM/ISLAMIC/HE'S LIKE ME/MUST HIM/MISSED HIM WIFE WHO HAD BEEN SILENT/QUIET ALL ALONG STARTED SHOUTING AND SINGING TO JIHOVAH, THE HOVER; JIHOVAH EBENEZA! NOTE THAT, THE FOURTH WIFE OF LATE FELIX SNR WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE HELP THAT HE EVER HAD AND FELIX SNR MARRIED HER WHEN HE WAS STILL RICH BECAUSE SHE WAS VERY QUIET AND RESOURCEFUL EVEN AS JUST THE FAMILY'S HOUSE HELP! ALL ALONG, EVERYONE IN THE HOSPITAL EXCEPT THE FAMILY MEMBERS WHO KNEW HER TRUE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FAMILY THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THE HOUSEHELP BECAUSE SHE STILL BEHAVED AND DRESSED LIKE ONE AS SHE DID MOST OF THE RUNNING AROUND A WITHIN THE HOSPITAL PREMISES FOR HER NEWLY WEDDED BELOVED HUSBAND! SO, SHE SANG ALOUD BOLDLY CONTINUOUSLY NON-STOP IN ANNOYANCE AND DISTRESS TO JIHOVAH, THE HOVER; JIHOVAH EBENEZA!: "HELP ME SIR EH, HELP ME SIR EH! HELP ME SIR EH! HELP ME SIR EH! MY SONG OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! MY SONG OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! OH!!!!"
©® SO FELIX JNR CHRISTOPHER (AKA OLUEDO) AND JOVITA CHRISTOPHER (AKA OLUEDO) STARTED SINGING BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HEAR THE SONG LYRICS WELL FOR THEY HEARD IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THOUGHT THE QUIET FOURTH WIFE OF THEIR LATE DADDY WAS THREATENING THE HOSPITAL/INN IN A LOUD VOICE OF PAIN AT A GREAT LOSS AND JOINED IN TO WIN THIS FINAL BATTLE OF FAMILY EXTINCTION/ANNIHILATION! THE THREE SANG IN ONE ACCORD! ONLY FELIX JNR AND JOVITA SANG THE SAME LYRICS FOR THEY THOUGHT ALIKE: "A MISSILE EH, A MISSILE EH! A MISSILE EH! A MISSILE EH! MY BOMB OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! MY BOMB OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! GOD!!!!"
©® SO, THE EXHAUSTED "MAMA OLU EDO" WHO IS THEIR GRAND MOTHER STARTED SINGING AND THE FIRST THREE WIVES OF LATE FELIX SNR CHRISTOPHER (AKA OLU EDO) STARTED SINGING THE SAME LYRICS WITH MAMA OLU EDO EACH TIME SHE MANAGED TO RAISE THE CHORUS/SONG AS IF THEY WERE HER FELOW CANTORS/CHORUS SINGERS WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL AND SONOROUS VOICES, AND THIS, HIS POLICE GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS ALSO QUARANTINED WATCHED IN SILENT TEARS FOR A BIT/WHILE AND ALSO WONDERED WHY THE LATE NAVAL MAN EVER MADE HER HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE HAD SUCH A LOVELY FAMILY, AND DECIDED TO JOIN AND SING IN A VERY LOW BUT AUDIBLE VOICE, WHILE THE FOURTH WIFE, FELIX JNT AND JOVITA WHERE PUSHING THE CLOSED DOOR AND CURTAIN TO OPEN THE DOOR AND JIHOVAH, THE HOVER APPEARED AS THEY ALL SANG AND EVERYONE STARTED SHAKING BECAUSE THE WHOLE GROUND WAS SHAKING LIKE AN EARTH TREMOR/TREMBLING JUST LIKE THE DAYS OF PAUL AND SILAS! THEY STILL KEPT SINGING WITH "MAMA OLU EDO AS THE SONG LEADER" AND IN UNISON OF LYRICS THIS TIME AROUND UPON THE SITE OF GOD ALMIGHTY WHO CREATED/MADE HEAVEN AND EARTH! "THE WORD!": "EBENEZA EH, EBENEZA EH! EBENEZA EH! EBENEZA EH! MY BOMB OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! MY SONG OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! HELP ME SIR EH, HAPPENING SIR EH!!!! EBENEZA EH, EBENEZA EH! EBENEZA EH! EBENEZA EH! MY BOMB OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! MY SONG OF HELP, ONLY YOU ARE MY HELPER! HELP ME SIR EH!"
©® ALL THESE WHILE, THROUGH OUT, INSTEAD OF BITING THEIR TONGUES ON LYRICS THEY DIDN'T KNOW, THE QUARANTINED HAUSA POLICE OFFICERS WHO CAME TO EXAMINE HIS BODY BEFORE HIS CAUSE OF DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT WERE SHOUTING IN LOUD TEARS IN FEAR OF CORONA VIRUS LIKE BEGGARS IN YORUBA LANGUAGE, THUS/LIKE THIS: "AKOBA ADABA, OLORUN MA JARE, OLORUN MA JARE ALAKOBA! AKOBA ADABA, OLORUN MA JARE, OLORUN MA JARE ALAKOBA!" (MEANING IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE CARRY AM COME MEET AM, GOD WILL NOT LET US TO SEE IT EH; GOD WILL NOT LET US TO SEE IT THE ONE THAT CARRIES IT/HIM/HER TO MEET ANOTHER PERSON! WE CARRY AM COME MEET AM, GOD WILL NOT LET US TO SEE IT EH; GOD WILL NOT LET US TO SEE IT THE ONE THAT CARRIES IT/HIM/HER TO MEET ANOTHER PERSON!!!" OR "WE CARRIED AM COME MEET AM, GOD JUST/REALLY LET/ALLOWED US TO SEE SUCH EH; GOD REALLY/JUST ALLOWED US TO SEE THE ONE THAT CARRIES IT/HIM/HER TO MEET ANOTHER PERSON! WE CARRIED AM COME MEET AM, GOD JUST/REALLY LET/ALLOWED US TO SEE SUCH EH; GOD REALLY/JUST ALLOWED US TO SEE THE ONE THAT CARRIES IT/HIM/HER TO MEET ANOTHER PERSON!!!"
💯 COMIC TRAGEDY SKIT ENDS...
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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