148! GOD LIFE!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
©® THE BEGINNING CAPITAL STATES IN NIGERIA! (IN ADMIN, A SEEKING WAITS): (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMUAHIA ABIA" MEANS 'MARKET CHILDREN HAVE COME" OR "THESE CHILDREN SLEEP AH, THEY COME" OR "THESE CHILDREN SQUEEZE UP/STRANGLE UP, THEY COME" OR "THESE CHILDREN SQUEEZE TIGHT AND ROTATE IT/TURN IT ROUND, THEY COME" OR "THESE CHILDREN STRANGLE IT TIGHT AND ROTATE IT/TURN IT ROUND, THEY COME!"
©® THE END OF STATES CAPITAL IN NIGERIA! (I MEANT, TILL NEW BOOK): (IN ENGLI-YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ABUJA ELF SITTINGS" MEANS "WE FETCHED PLENTY AND TORE THEM, ELF SITTINGS!"
©® SOMEBODY THEN ASKED!: (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "NA MONEY WEY UNA STEAL AND DIVERT IN PLENTY TO UNA PERSONAL AND COMPANY ACCOUNTS UNA DEY TEAR TO SHREDS ABI WETIN? YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, NO BE ONLY BUJA, NA ME DEY BUGA!" NOTE THAT!: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "BUGA" MEANS "FETCH PLENTY AND GROW" OR "FETCH PLENTY AND BE BIG!"
* IS IT "DUTCH" OR "DISH" OR "DITCH" OR "DISK" OR "DITCHED" OR "DUSK" OR "DUKE" OR "DICK" OR "DUST" OR "DON'TS" OR "DOES" OR "DO'S!"
©® JAMB QUESTION FORM FOR OUR SCIENCE STUDENTS! ASSIGNMENT PLEASE!: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "DICK" OR "PENIS" OR "PRICK" OR "SCUM BAG" OR "SCROTUM?" IS IT "NAMES" OR "NEHI, NAMES" OR "NO NAMES!" NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "NEHI" MEANS "BE SLEEPING!"
* SING ALONG PLEASE!: (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "ONE DAY NA ONE DAY, SINNER MAN GO DIE! E NO GO FIT TO COME BACK! E NO GO FIT TO COME BACK TO THIS WORLD AGAIN! ONE DAY NA ONE DAY OH! SINNER MAN WILL DIE! HE WILL NOT TO FIT TO COME BACK! HE NO GO FIT TO COME BACK TO REPENT AGAIN!"
✓ IS IT "CRASH COURSES" OR "CRUSH CURSES" OR "STRATEGY 101!"
✓ IS IT "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU NEED CRASH COURSES TO CRASH A MARRIAGE SCENT, SENT SIR!"
✓ IS IT "I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU" OR "THAT PERSON THAT IS TRAILING YOUR SITE IS CRUSHED!"
✓ IS IT "1428" OR "ONE THOUSANDS; FOUR TO EIGHT" OR "ONE THOUSAND; 04:00PM TO 08:00PM!"
✓ IS IT "1227" OR "ONE THOUSAND; TWO TO SEVEN" OR "ONE THOUSAND; 02:00AM TO 07:00PM" OR "WHO YOU HELP" OR "TWO TO ELEVEN" OR "2211!"
✓ IS IT "N1000" OR "ONE THOUSAND NAIRA" OR "ONE TOTAL NAIRA!"
✓ IS IT "N200" OR "TWO HUNDRED NAIRA" OR "TWO UNDER NAIRA!"
✓ IS IT "N500" OR "FIVE HUNDRED NAIRA" OR "FINE 100 NAIRA!"
✓ IS IT "VIRAL VIRUS" OR "VIRUS VIRALS!"
✓ IS IT "CARRY HER INTO THE POLICE VAN, SHE IS A BLOW DRY" OR "CARRY HIM INTO THE ARMY VAN, NA DEM, DEM!"
✓ IS IT "NEW N1 NOTES SO THAT WE CAN KNOW WHAT WE ARE COMPARING WITH" OR "WHY MENTION N1, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE NAIRA NOTES/NOTATIONS!"
✓ IS IT "BLOOD IS FULL" OR "BLEND IT, FOOD!" KEEP BLENDING THE BLOOD AND THE BODY OF JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST TO EAT AS BREAD AND WINE WHILE IMAGINING YOU ARE EATING AND DRINKING BREAD AND TEA! BE SOAKING BE SOAKING! ALLALALAI! NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "NA ABA ABBAH" MEANS "BE SOAKING ABBAH!"
✓ NOTE THAT: "FINE GIRL ON ROTATION" CAN SIMPLY MEAN "A STRIPPER ON A VERTICAL PARTLY IMBEDDED/PARTLY BURIED STICK/METAL" OR "A BEAUTY THAT IS BEING MOVED FROM ONE PERSON TO ANOTHER, THEN SHE GETS TO THE PERSON SHE STARTED THE SEX ROUNDS/CIRCLE OF ROTATION/SPHERE OF ROTATION WITH AND KEEPS ROTATING THAT WAY BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND AND SHE IS WHAT IS GOING AROUND AT THAT GIVEN TIME!"
✓ "FINE GIRL ON LOCATION" CAN SIMPLY MEAN "A BEAUTY THAT IS AT A PLACE WHERE SHE CAN BE MET WITH BECAUSE BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER!"
✓ "WHEN FINE GIRL ON ROTATION HAS GOTTEN TO YOUR OWN LOCATION, YOU CAN TELL THE OTHERS ROTATING HER IN THE ROTATION CIRCLE/SPHERE!": "KAMA, WHAT GOES AROUND HAS COME AROUND! (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "KAMA" MEANS "LET IT BE KNOWN!"
✓ IN REAL LIFE, THE GAME CALLED "POLICE AND THIEVES" IS "THE GAME THAT GOOD CHRISTIANS AND FAKE CHRISTIANS ARE PLAYING IN THIS WORLD!" WHERE "GOOD CHRISTIANS ARE THE POLICE" AND "FAKE CHRISTIANS ARE THE THIEVES!"
✓ IS IT "HOPING TO STILL THE JEWEL, BUT STILL SOMETHING FAR MORE PRECIOUS" OR "HOPING TO STOP THE JURY, BUT STOP SOMETHING, FOUND MORE, PRAISE US!"
✓ IS IT "KILL THE WINGED CREATURE" OR "KING, THE WICKED CREATURE!"
✓ IS IT "HARD DISK DRIVE" OR "SOFT DITCH DIVE!"
✓ IS IT "SOFT WORK" OR "SAFE WAR" OR "SAVED WORTH" OR "SAME WORM" OR "SANE WARN!"
✓ IS IT "IN, SANE" OR "IN SANE" OR "INSANE!"
✓ IS IT "IN" OR "INK" OR "INN" OR "HIM!"
✓ "MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE!"
✓ DIFFERENCES BETWEEN EVIL CULT AND HEAVENLY CULT!: "WATCHING A FILM MOVIE WITH A THEME SONG "OH WE OH, OH, WE OH! ALL THESE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, THEY MARKET EVERYWHERE!"
IN THE MOVIE ADVERT! THE HEAD ACTOR WAS SITTING ON A PARLOUR COUCH AS IF HE IS WAITING A MOVIE "NOVEL ROBOT" AND HE STOOD UP WITH HIS WHITE SINGLET AND WHITE SHORT AND DANCED TO THIS PARTICULAR PART OF THIS SONG!
✓ (1) VISION VISIONARY STATEMENT BY SOMEONE!: "ALL THOSE CULT PEOPLE IN GROUPS THAT LAST FOR THREE DAYS ON ONE GIRL UNDER A TRAILER VEHICLE , DO SO AFTER TAKING AN OATH WITH THEIR FELLOW CULT MEMBERS AND THE CURSE REMAIN IN THEIR LIVES EVEN WHEN THEY REINCARNATE BECAUSE THEY END UP JOINING ANOTHER CULT AND KEEP RAPING GIRLS AND SOME OF THESE GIRLS THAT FORCEFULLY PUT ON ONE-STOP SHOP NON-STOPPING ROTATION DIE ON THE SPOT IN THE HANDS OF THEIR WALK-IN UNSOLICITED/SOLICITED CUSTOMERS DURING THE CULT RAPE EXERCISE!"
✓ (2) VISION VISIONARY ACTION FILM!: YOUNG LADS/BOYS/CHILDREN FAKE FRIENDS CLIMBING FOUR STOREY BUILDING WHILE LAUGHING WITH EACH OTHER TO GO MEET THEIR FAKE FRIEND WHO WAS A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN THEM WHOSE STRICT RICH BIOLOGICAL FATHER BANNED FROM GOING OUTSIDE!
✓ (3) VISION VISIONARY VIDEO STATEMENT!: FAKE PROPHECY BY CULT MAN ON THE ROAD SIDE NEAR A TRAILER TO AN UNSUSPECTING PASSERBY WHOM THEY WANTED TO ROB THROUGH BIBLE CARRYING SET-UP AT THE BACK OF A TRAILER VEHICLE, IF NOT FOR A KIND LADY WHO WARNED HIM THAT FAKE PROPHECY, THAT'S HOW THEY USUALLY DO!
✓ WHAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST IRONY IN LIFE? IT IS CALLED "POLICE THIEF" WHICH MEANS "A THIEF WHO IS A POLICE" OR "A THIEF WHO IS A SECURITY OFFICER!" NOTE THAT: "FAKE CHRISTIANS ARE POLICE THIEVES" WHILE "GOOD CHRISTIANS ARE POLICE SOLDIER!"
✓ IS IT "SOLDIER ANTS" OR "TERMITES THIEVES!"
✓ (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "NWA A TA KI RI A" MEANS "CHILD CHEW/BITE SO THAT YOU WILL CLIMB/EAT THIS" OR "THE CHILD THAT WAS CHEWED/BITTEN SO THAT YOU WILL CLIMB/EAT THIS!"
✓ IS IT "GAME, BOY" OR "PLAY, BATH" OR "PLAY, BOY" OR "PLAY BALLS" OR "PLAIN BALLS!"
®© SOMEONE SHOUT AND SING!: "SERVING A LIVING GOD, I AM SERVING A LIVING GOD, AMEN!"
©® ANOTHER SANG TO JESUS/JISOS!: "SERVING A SON, GOD! I AM SERVING A SON, GOD! AMEN!"
©® ANOTHER REFERRED TO JISOS, THE DAY AND THE LIGHT!: "SERVING A SUN GOD! I AM SERVING A SUN GOD! AMEN!"
®© AN NYSC CORPER SANG TO TO THE APOSTLE, PASTOR AND TEACHER!: "SERVING, I'LL SOON GO! I AM SERVING, I'LL SOON GO! AMEN! AMIN!!"
✓ HER FELLOW CORPER SHOUTED!: "PREACHER, PREACH ON, SOON GOING! ALLALAIA, AMIN! AMEN!"
✓ THEN THE PREACHER CORPER WHO WAS ABOUT GOING FOR HER "PASSING OUT PARADE (P.O.P.)" SAND BACK AT THE NEW-INTAKE WRETCHED LOOKING CORPER CALLED RACHEL!: (IN ENGLI-YORUBA LANGUAGE) "TEAR, TEAR, PATCH, PATCH, OMO BABA SHOEMAKER! TEAR, TEAR, PATCH, PATCH, OMO BABA SHOEMAKER!" NOTE THAT!: (IN ENGLI-YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OMO BABA SHOEMAKER" MEANS "THE CHILD OF THE FATHER OF ALL SHOEMAKERS!"
✓ THE "OMO BABA SHOEMAKER CALLED RACHEL" SHOUTED BACK AT HIM!: "WHAT'S YOUR SIZE, MAKA NA SHOE GET HIM SIZE!"
✓ RACHEL WENT ON TO SING!: "SIN ONE DAILY OR LORD YOU SEE WHAT I DEALT WITH! SIN ONE DAILY OR LORD RUIN END WHO MARRY THAT FOOL! BABA RERE, SIN ONE LOAD! SIN ONE DAILY OR LORD YOU SEE WHAT I DEALT WITH! SIN ONE DAILY OR LORD RUIN END WHO MARRY THAT FOOL! BABA RERE, SIN, ONE LAW!" NOTE THAT!: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "BABA RERE" MEANS "GOOD FATHER" OR "VERY TIRED FATHER" OR "FATHER, EXHAUST HIM/HER!"
✓ THE PASTOR STARTED SINGING IJ ORDER TO STOP THE OPEN QUARREL THAT WANTS TO SPOIL HIS MOOD AND SUNDAY SERVICE BECAUSE ONE OUTGOING CORPER HE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN AND ONE INCOMING CORPER THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE CAME FROM OR EVEN HER PPA (THAT'S, "PLACE OF PRIMARY ASSIGNMENT)!: (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "TRAILER COMOT FOR ROAD OH, I CARRY HOLY GHOST. I NO GET BRAKE OH, I GO JAM IN, YOU GO DIE!"
✓ THE FIGHT BECAME A PHYSICAL FIGHT AND ALONG THE WAY AS THEY WERE BREAKING BOTTLE, ONE STABBED THE PASTOR IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS HEAD BY MISTAKE AND AS HE WAS FALLING THE FEMALE INCOMING WANTED TO CATCH AND FORGOT SHE HAD A THICK BROKEN BOTTLE IN HER HAND AND AS SHE TRIED TO CATCH THE PASTOR WITH THE PROFUSELY BLEEDING HEAD BECAUSE OF THE THORN OF BROKEN BOTTLE THAT PIERCED HIS HEAD, SHE MISTAKENLY STABBED HIM IN THE BACK WITH A FORCE TO DEATH AND HE SLUMPED AND DIED AND AFTER HIS IMMEDIATE BURIAL, THE TWO CORPERS WERE CHARGED TO COURT AND SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING FOR INTENTIONAL MANSLAUGHTER AND NONE OF THE TWO CORPERS GOT AN NYSC CERTIFICATE, INSTEAD THEY PASSED OUT INTO HAVING DEATH CERTIFICATES IN THE HANDS OF THEIR SHOCKED PARENTS FOR THEY KNEW VEHEMENTLY THEY HAD QUIET CHILDREN AND FELT IT WAS ALL A SET UP EVEN AFTER THE CHILDREN OWNED UP AND TOLD THEY PARENTS THEY MISTAKENLY KILLED THE PASTOR! THE JUDGE'S PROBLEM WITH THEIR TRUTHFUL STATEMENTS AT THE END WAS THAT, THE DEPTH OF THE PIERCING OF THE BROKEN ALCOHOL LONG BOTTLES IN THE MIDDLE OF HEAD AND IN THE BACK WERE TOO DEEP FOR EITHER OF THE STABS TO HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE!
✓ IS "OGUN OWO" OR "OGO OWO!" NOTE THAT!: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OGUN OWO" MEANS "MEDICINE/CHARM/JUJU/IT'S TALL/IT'S LONG, YOU HAVE ENTERED" OR "MEDICINE/CHARM/JUJU/IT'S TALL/IT'S LONG, HAND" OR "MEDICINE/CHARM/JUJU/IT'S TALL/IT'S LONG, MONEY" OR "HAND RITUAL" OR "MONEY RITUAL!" WHILE "OGO OWO" MEANS "YOU ARE STUPID/FOOLISH, MONEY" OR "THE STUPIDITY/FOOLISHNESS OF MONEY" OR "GLORY, MONEY" OR "THE GLORY OF MONEY" OR "YOU ARE STUPID/FOOLISH, HAND" OR "THE STUPIDITY/FOOLISHNESS OF HAND" OR "GLORY, HAND" OR "THE GLORY OF HAND" OR "YOU ARE STUPID/FOOLISH, YOU HAVE ENTERED" OR "GLORY, YOU HAVE ENTERED!"
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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