* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
PART ONE!: "O SIR MAN" OR "O THE MAN" OR "O SIR MAN UH! NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "O" MEANS "IS IT" OR "IT IS" OR "OH!"
✓ NOW I ASK YOU, VERIFIED!: IS IT "O" OR "0!" THAT IS, IS IT "OH" OR "ZERO!"
¢ IS IT "AS YOU GET HEAD, YOU GET TAIL" OR "ASS WEY GET END GO TEY!"
¢ NOW I ASK, ™ TELL ME NOW!: IS IT "IN LIE AND IN TRUCE" OR "HIM LIE NA HIM TRUTH!"
IS IT "BASH ALI, YOU ARE VERY GREAT" OR "BATCH SHALL LEAVE, YPU ARE THE INGRATE" OR "THAT'S HOW HE IS, YOU ARE VARIED, CRAZED" OR "BITE AND LEAVE YOU ARE THERE, INGRATE" OR "BROTHER, CHARLY, YOU ARE THERE INGRATE" OR "BAN HER, CHILDISH, YOU VERY CRAZY" OR "VIRTUALLY, YOU ARE BEARING GRACE!"
IS IT "PLEASE" OR "PIECE" OR "PISS" OR "PEACE" OR POLICE!"
IS IT "BABA BLUE" OR "BROTHER, LAND BROKE" OR "BAR, LAND BLUE!"
IS IT "ONE DOWN" OR "WARNED, OWN" OR "ONCE OWNED!"
IS IT "WARN AM" OR "WARN HER" OR "ONE ARM" OR "ONE I AM!"
IS IT "SORT IT, OUT" OR "SORT IT OUT!"
IS IT "IS IT" OR IT IS "IT IS" OR AS IT IS "IT IS ASS!"
IS IT "US" OR "U.S.!"
IS IT "PEAK, AT ITS PEEK" OR "PEEK AT ITS PEAK!"
IS IT "POKE NOSE AS IF PORK" OR "PORK KNOW THAT IT'S PIG!"
IS IT "MILL LEAN, KEY" OR "ME LIN, KIN!"
IS IT "MAY LEAN, AUTHOR" OR "MERLIN, ARTHUR" OR "MANY LEAN, AUTHOR!"
IS IT "AUTHOR" OR "ALL TORN" OR "ON TOUR!"
IS IT "BURNT THING" OR "BOUGHT HIM" OR "BORN THIN" OR "BUTTER" OR "BOAT, HE" OR "PORT, HE!"
IS IT "SELLING THING" OR "CERTAIN THING" OR "SETTING THIN!"
IS IT "SOLD THING" OR "SWOLLEN THIN" OR "STOLEN THIEF!"
IS IT "HIGH WEIGHT ROBBER" OR "GATE WAIT, RUBBER" OR "I WAIT, LOVER!"
IS IT "TO ALL SPIN, STAR" OR "TU, OR SPINSTER" OR "TUO, SPIN!"
IS IT "COPY, CORN" OR "COPING CON" OR "CAPRICORN!"
IS IT "BABY LOW, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, BEANS AND FRIED RICE IS ALL I EVER NEEDED, BABY LOW GO, GOOGLE, GOOGLE" OR "SEE ASS, BEING DEY LIKE BEANS AND RICE, I WILL NEVER LEAK US ASK! I WILL NEVER EVER GOOF!"
IS IT "AH, BOMBING A BOMB IN HATE, EH, HATE, HATE" OR "A BOBBY, A BULB HEAT EH, EH, WAIT, WAIT!"
IS IT "WHO'S UNAVAILABLE WEY DEM NO DEY SEE AM" OR "BECAUSE HE LIVES, I CAN'T MIND MY BUSINESS, BECAUSE HE LIVES, OUR FIRMS ARE GONE, ALL FIRMS ARE GONE, BECAUSE I KNOW, OH, OB, HE HOLDS HER FUTURE, MY LIFE IS WORTH A LEAKING JUST BECAUSE THE RIFT, BECAUSE THE RIVER NIGER!" OR "LEAVE HER, OH, LIFE HACKS!"
IS IT "NDE AHU" OR "NDE AWU!" NOTE THAT: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "NDE AHU" MEANS "MESSY PEOPLE" OR "THE PEOPLE OF MESS/FART" OR "IF; I WRITE THIS/SHOULD I WRITE THIS, SEE/ROAST" OR IF; I WRITE/SHOULD I WRITE, NOT SEEING/NOT ROASTING!" WHILE "NDE AWU" MEANS "THESE PEOPLE DIED" OR "THESE PEOPLE DID NOT DIE" OR "TGESE PEOPLE, DIE" OR "THESE PEOPLE ARE/BECAME/EXISTS" OR "FROG-LIKE PEOPLE" OR "THESE PEOPLE, HOP" OR "THESE PEOPLE HOPPED/THESE PEOPLE DID NOT HOP!"
✓ YET STILL: IGBO PEOPLE USE "NDE AWU" AND "NDE AHU" INTERCHANGEABLY AS "THOSE PEOPLE!'
IS IT "EFCC, IN EVERYTHING" OR "POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND, PLEASE EASE YOURSELF!"
IS IT "REPORT, SIN POOS" OR "HIM PORN'S SIMPLE" OR "IMPOSSIBLE" OR "HE SPOILS, SEEN BOOK!"
IS IT "I'M UNAVAILABLE" OR "DEM NO DEY SEE ME!"
✓ NOTE THAT: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I'M UNAVAILABLE" MEANS "YOU CANNOT AVAIL ME FOR IT IS TO NO AVAIL!"
WHILE (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "DEM NO DEY SEE ME" MEANS "I AM THERE BUT THEY HAVE EYES BUT CANNOT SEE WHILE SOME DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES WHEREAS I AM STILL A SPIRIT AND INVISIBLE TO ORDINARY EYE SIGHTS, FOR THEY NEED "INSIGHTS" WHICH THEY WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO SEE ME!"
✓ JISOS/JESUS TOLD HIM (AN UPCOMING GOSPEL MUSIC ARTISTE/MUSICIAN)!: "I'M UNAVAILABLE; DEM NO DEY SEE ME!" NO CARRY MY MATTER FOR HEAD IF YOU KNOW, NO NOW LIKE ME BECAUSE I SORRY FOR YOU WEY NO LIKE ME FOR MY WAR IS NOT CARNAL! I AM TRUTH! I AM LIFE! GOD "I AM!"
¢ IS IT "NA DREAM" OR "MA, LICK" OR "MY LEAK!"
END OF HISTORICAL PRESENTIOUS STORY AGAINST THE ALL TIME HIGH FAKE DEATH PRETENSE!!!
MOVIES/SKIT ENDED!
PART TWO BEGINS
I AM YOUR OWN TILL EVEN AFTER THE DEATH PRICE AND THE DATE PRIZE COME! JISOS/JESUS, A YAM, YOUR OWN! READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
IS IT "TRIBUTES" OR "THREE BOOTHS" OR "DREAM BUZZ" OR "DURING BOOKS!"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "A YAM" MEANS "I HAVE ESCAPED/AVOIDED/BEEN SICKENED!"
SOMEONE ASKED A GAY MAN!: "ARE YOU READY?"
THE ONLINE PROSTITUTE GAY MAN MISTAKENLY SAID!: "I AM THE LADY, OF COURSE! I SAID DELAYED, OFF CAUSE!
IS IT "HARD DEN" OR "AD DEN" OR "HER, BACK THEN!"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "GBAHARA MUO" MEANS "RUN AND ABANDON LICKING ME" OR "SHOOT AND LEAVE TO LICK ME" OR "POUR IT OUT AND ABANDON/LEAVE LICKING ME" OR "FORGIVE ME!"
IS IT "YOU FOR GIVE ME" OR "YOU'LL FORGIVE MULE!"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EZE, EBUBE" MEANS "THE KING HAS NOT GOTTEN BIG/HAS NOT GROWN" OR "GLORIOUS KING" OR "KING OF GLORY" OR "THE KING HAS NOT CARRIED" OR "THE KING, WAS CARRIED AND CUT OFF!"
SO, NOW IN "NOUN" WHICH A NAME OF A PERSON ANIMAL, PLACE, OR THING": IS IT "PLACE YOUR THING" OR "PLACE OF THING" OR "PLEASE OFF THING" OR "PRICK'S OFF, TEA!"
(IN YOUR OWN BAD WORDS OR WVIL WORDS THROUGH THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE) WHAT DOES "GBAHARAMUO EZE EBUBE" MEAN TO YOU FROM THE EXAMPLES OF DEFINITIONS GIVEN ABOVE!"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "CHEHARIA" MEANS "WAIT, CLIMB THIS" OR "REPENT" OR "THINK, LEAVE AND CLIMB THIS" OR "THINK/WAIT AND ABANDON IT!"
IS IT "ILL BOO, DO HURRY" OR "IVU DO HARRY" OR "EVIL, DO, HARDEN!"
"SOME ONE, ONCE SOMEONE SANG!": (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OKWA, MMETU ONU UWE YA GA! IN YA YA, N'ONYAMU GA NA, MMETU ONU UWE YA GA! IN YA YA, N'OYAMU GALA!" WHICH MEANS "I THINK IT IS, IF I TOUCH THE HEM/TIP OF HIS GARMENT/CLOTH AND GO! TO GET SICK CONTINUOUSLY AND MY WOUND WILL/IN THIS WOUND I WILL GO BACK TO WHERE IT/I CAME FROM, IF I TOUCH THE HEM/TIP OF HIS GARMENT/CLOTH WITH HAND! TO GET SICK CONTINUOUSLY AND MY SICKNESS WILL GO BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!" OR "THAT IS EHN, IF I DO, AND THROW, THAT IS, HIS/HER CLOTH/GARMENT AND GO! IF YOU ESCAPE/AVOID, I ESCAPE/AVOID, AND THAT'S JUST ME, GO, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM! IF I DO AND THROW HIS/HER CLOTH/GARMENT, AH, MATURE/GROW OLD/GET OLD! IF YOU ESCAOE/AVOID, I ESCAPE/AVOID, AND THAT'S IT, ME/IT IS ME THAT WILL GO, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!" OR "THAT IS EHN/I THINK IT IS, IF I TOUCH THE HEM/TOP OF HIS/HER GARMENT/CLOTG, GO! I ESCAPE/AVOID, AND ESCAPE/AVOID, SO, IT IS ONLY THAT I WILL BE SICKENED/BURDENED BY PRICK/PRICKS, GO, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM! IF I TOUCH THE HEM/TIP OF HIS/HER GARMENT/CLOTH, WRITE IT/DRAW THE LINE! I ESCAPE/AVOID, AND ESCAPE/AVOID, SO, IT IS ONLY THAT HE/SHE WILL BE SICKENED/BURDENED BY PRICK/PRICKS, GO AND LICK!"
* NOW I ASK YOU!: IS IT "AWFULLY PERMANENT" OR "OH FOOL, IT'S PERMA LINK" OR "ALL FULL, IN SPAMS, I NEAT" OR "OH FOOL, IN SPERMS, IN IT!"
IS IT "I HAVE BEEN SICKENED TO FIGHT WARS!" OR "I HAVE BEEN SEEKING TO FIND ONCE!"
IS IT "GERMAN JUICE" OR "JAH, MY GIST!"
IS IT "GERMAN, BYE, DOERS" OR "JAH, MAN BUY DOERS" OR "THE MAN BUNDLE ASS!'
IS IT "DEM DEY FUCK!" OR "THEM, THEY FUCKED!"
IS IT "FUCKING MONEY MEN" OR "FUCK IN, MORNING MEN" OR "FORK IN, MOURNING MEN" OR "FUCK YOU, MONUMENT!"
IS IT "SENSED, WHORE SEXED SINS" OR "SEXED, OH SENSED SINCE!"
SING ALONG PLEASE MY FELLOW GOOD CHRISTIAN POLICE OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF IF; I NATION TO THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY WORLDWIDE (ONE TO GO, NO ONE TO GO!) [IGBO SONG TITLE: IHEM JI NE ETO YA]:
*** IHEM JI NE ETO YA BU NA AMARA M NA
*** JISOS AGAGHI EKWE OKI IHERE ME MUO!
*** IHEM JI NE ETO JISOS/JESUS BU NA AMARA M NA
*** JISOS AGAGHI EKWE OKI IHERE ME M!
*** AGAME SOR'IBEM! AGAME SOR'IBEM!
*** AGAM ESOR'IBEM! AGAME SOR'IBEM NE ETO YA NBE NILE, EBI EBI!
*** IHEM JI NE ETO YA BU NA AMARA M NA
*** JISOS AGAGHI EKWE OKI IHERE ME MUO!
*** IHEM JI NE ETO JISOS/JESUS BU NA AMARA M NA
*** JISOS AGAGHI EKWE OKI IHERE ME M!
*** AGAME SOR'IBEM! AGAME SOR'IBEM!
*** AGAM ESOR'IBEM! AGAME SOR'IBEM NE ETO YA NBE NILE, EBI EBI!
MEANINGS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!:
MEANING 1:
*** MY THING THAT IS BLACK/THAT I AM HOLDING/USING TO PRAISE/ARRANGE/ORGANISE HIM/HER, IS THAT MY GRACE LEFT/WENT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!
*** JISOS/JESUS WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME/TO HAPPEN TO ME OH!
*** MY THING THAT IS BLACK/THAT I AM HOLDING/USING TO PRAISE/ARRANGE/ORGANISE JISOS/JESUS, IS THAT MY GRACE LEFT/WENT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!
*** JISOS/JESUS WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME/TO HAPPEN TO ME!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED! I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED EH!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED, BE FOLLOWING ON EVERY BED/EVERYTIME, IF THEY BORROW, HE BORROWS!
*** MY THING THAT IS BLACK/THAT I AM HOLDING/USING TO PRAISE/ARRANGE/ORGANISE HIM/HER, IS THAT MY GRACE LEFT/WENT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!
*** JISOS/JESUS WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME/TO HAPPEN TO ME OH!
*** MY THING THAT IS BLACK/THAT I AM HOLDING/USING TO PRAISE/ARRANGE/ORGANISE JISOS/JESUS, IS THAT MY GRACE LEFT/WENT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!
*** JISOS/JESUS WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME/TO HAPPEN TO ME!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED! I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED EH!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY BED/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY BED, BE FOLLOWING ON EVERY BED/EVERYTIME, IF THEY BORROW, HE BORROWS!
MEANING 2:
*** THE REASON/LIGHT WHY I AM PRAISING HIM IS THAT THEY KNOWINGLY LICKED ME BECAUSE
*** JISOS/JESUS GONE NOT TO/WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW FOR THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME OH!
*** THE REASON/LIGHT WHY I AM PRAISING JISOS/JESUS IS THAT THEY KNOWINGLY LICKED ME BECAUSE
*** JISOS/JESUS GONE NOT TO/WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW FOR THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE! I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE EH! I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE AND BE PRAISING HIM, FOREVER/ETERNAL LIFE/CONTINUOUS LIVING/IF THEY LEND THE LENDING!
*** THE REASON/LIGHT WHY I AM PRAISING HIM IS THAT THEY KNOWINGLY LICKED ME BECAUSE
*** JISOS/JESUS GONE NOT TO/WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW FOR THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME OH!
*** THE REASON/LIGHT WHY I AM PRAISING JISOS/JESUS IS THAT THEY KNOWINGLY LICKED ME BECAUSE
*** JISOS/JESUS GONE NOT TO/WILL NOT AGREE/ALLOW FOR THE PORTION OF A BURNT THING/THING THAT HAS BEEN BURNT/DISGRACE/SHAME/SOLD THING/SELLING THING TO DO ME!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE! I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE!
*** I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE EH! I WILL FOLLOW MY MATE/BARREN WOMAN HAS FOLLOWED MY MATE AND BE PRAISING HIM, FOREVER/ETERNAL LIFE/CONTINUOUS LIVING/IF THEY LEND THE LENDING!
END OF STORY! SKIT ENDS!
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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