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1.12.23

"NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW











* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).


"MALES MAILS MAIZES, FEMALES FIN MAILS FIT MAILS SINCE!"

πŸ’€πŸ’˜ SO, IS IT "MALES FADED BROWN TOP, BLACK SHORT KNICKER AND A BLACK FACE CAP LIKE OLDEN DAYS DRIVER; THE ALWAYS BLACKS IN ALL WAYS YOU PASS THROUGH" OR "A SHININV WHITE SUTAN AND A RED SPOTTED WITE HEAD TIE/GEAR TIED ROUND TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A ROPE, AND SITTING AT THE OWNER'S SEAT IN THE CAR; THE FAKE SMILING WHITES! "

πŸ˜’πŸ’€πŸ’˜ IS IT "COURTING HIM, MUSTN'T END" OR "CULTISM MUST END! "

✌ IS IT "MUST, USELESS HER" OR "MALTS, USE ENTER" OR "MUSK, YOUTHS AID" OR "MOSQUE, QUAKE HAND, ARK! "

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ LAUGH OR CRY, IS IT "THE RICH MHST DINE FOR THE POOR TO LIVE" OR "THE POOR MUST SUFFER FOR THE RICH TO SURVIVE! "


INSTRUCTIONS FROM ABOVE ON HIGH "AS IT IS, IT IS IN HEAVEN!": "JISOS/JESUS CHRIST THE HOLY LORD SPIRITUAL SAID THAT YOU SHOULD LORD SPIRITUAL REALM AS GOOD CHRISTIANS!" LET ME ASK YOU FIRST, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY TO YOU THAT "THE PHYSICAL IS CONTROLLED BY THE SPIRITUAL" OR "THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE PHYSICAL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE SPIRITUAL! " NOW, NA THE PERSON WEY SEE THE FUTURE NA HIM SEE, IF YOU LIKE CALL AM PROPHET OR NOT, WHEN THE THING WEY THE PERSON WEY DEY SEE SEE HAPPEN, THE ANSWER MOST TIMES NA "IF I HAD KNOWN" OR "NO ONE TOLD ME THAT IT WILL BE NA THIS" OR "NA ONLY BAD THING YOU DEY SEE NOW E DONE HAPPEN NA YOU CAUSE AM BECAUSE NA YOU SEE AM BEFORE E HAPPEN" OR "TAME YOUR MOUTH, IT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU SAID!" NOW I ASK YOU, "WHY DON'T YOU SAY "TAME YOUR HANDS?" HAVEN'T YOU HEARD IT SAID BEFORE THAT "WHAT IS WRITTEN IS WRITTEN?" AND THE WORLD WE USED TO KNOW ENDED BADLY AGAIN IN THE FUTURE AND SOMEONE WANTED TO CURSE THE SEER WHOM ACCUSED AS THE CAUSE. MY DEAR, "MY DEAR, I SAY TO YOU THAT, "THAT CURSE GO HOOK FOR YOUR THROAT FOR YOU GO CHOKE, I SWEAR! GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME, THE LORD KNOW BEST!"

SOMEBODY NOW SAID! : "NOTHING IS DOING THIS GIRL, NA ONLY WEED BECAUSE THEM DEY MIX WEED FOR HIM FOOD!"

THE GIRL NOW SAID LIKE A HIGH DRUNKARD! : "I AM HIGH IN THE LORD, LEAVE ME MAKE I DEY SEE THINGS DEY GO, ABEG DEY GO!"




πŸ€πŸˆπŸ⚾πŸ‰πŸŽ±SONG TITLE! : "JISOS/JESUS- ALL I HAVE! "
"ALL I HAVE IS YOU IN HEAVEN, ON EARTH! ALL I HAVE IS YOU!  ALL I HAVE IS YOU IN HEAVEN, ON EARTH! ALL I HAVE IS YOU! JESUS/JISOS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU, UH, UH! JISOS/JESUS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU! JISOS/JESUS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU, UH, UH! JESUS/JISOS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU!"


ONE FOOTBALL FREAK OF A STRANGER NOW SHOUTED AT THE BALCONY'S BACKGROUND, I MEAN THE BACKGROUND OF THE BALCONY!: "IT FIT BE SAY NA YOUR PAPA BRING ME COME LAGOS WEY YOU DEY PLAY ME LIKE FOOTBALL ANY HOW! YOU TOO KILL, I BEG SHUT UP!"

SO, THE HIGH ON CHEAP DRUGS FEMALE PASTOR STARTED ANOTHER FORM OF CONVINCING PREACHING!: YES, I SAID IT, KEEP SAYING THAT I AM HIGH ON CHEAP DRUGS BECAUSE I LIKE ROAD SIDE CHEMIST/BIOCHEMISTS SHOPS FOR TREATMENTS OVER THE COUNTER THAN YOUR UNCARING INN OF A HOSPITAL, SEE HOW YOU KILLED MY PAL, MY PADI IS HURT HOT!" FOR INSTANCE, "DO YOU KNOW THAT OUR GOOD VIRGIN MARY COULD HAVE ASKED "JISOS CHRIST FOR PALM WINE AT THE WEDDING AT CANA, "IT IS EITHER!"

(1) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST WAS A GOOD PALM WINE TAPER, I MEAN, TAPPER!"

"SOMEONE SHOUTED WITH HIS MOUTH OPENED, A GAP!": "HEH!!!!!"

(2) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST KNEWTHE BEST AND FASTEST WAY TO SOURCE FOR PALM WINE FOR HE  IS SPECILIST IN THAT AXIS OR AREA!"

ANOTHER PERSON NOW SHOUTEF WITH HER EYES WIDE OPENED IN SHOCK!: "HMMM! SEE ME, SEE WAHALA! TROUBLE! HEH!"

(3) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST OWNED AN ALCOHOL BREWERY! "

"SHOCKINGLY, SOMEONE WHISPERED TO ANOTHER BUT MADE SURE SHE HEARD IT AT THE SAME TIME! : "THIS AUNTY NAME IS 'I DON'T LIKE PEACE, I ONLY LIKE TROUBLE EVERYTIME'!"

THE OTHER SLEEPY WOKE UP AND PERSON SHOUTED! : "EVERY TIME, HEAVY; TYPE! "

(4) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO FOOT THE BILLS/PAY FOR ANOTHER PALM WINE THATBWILL REACH THE REMAING "GUESTS" THAT NEEDED TO BE SATISFIED!"

"ONE ENVIOUS WOMAN SHOUTED!": "CONTINUE, KNOW IT ALL!"

(5) THOSE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE WERE TOO CLOSE TO HER OR THEY WERE NOT JUST FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WERE LIKE FAMILY FRIENDS! 

SOMEONE WHO HEARD HER FROM OUTSIDE THE CHURCH PREMISES 'TEXTING ON THE MICROPHONE!' SHOUTED LIKE A MOUNTAIN ECHO TO EVERYONE'S HEARING AND CONTINUED ON HIS OWN JOURNEY!: "TORMENTED FOWL!"


BEFORE THE NEXT PERSON COULD SAY ANYTHING, SHE ALSO SHOUTED AT THAT PERSON AND EVERY OTHER PERSON SHUT UP AND HER INTOXICATING PREACHING CONTINUED! EVERY BODY JUST FOLDED THEIR HANDS JUST LOOKING AT HER WITH HER WITH A FROWN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HER PREACHINGS WERE TOXIC CATERING! : " YES, BRING IT ON! OH, YEAH OH!"


(6) "VIRGIN MARY WENT ON TO TELL THE SERVANTS/WEDDING MANAGER TO DO AS HE SAYS BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY  USED TO JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST ANSWERED/RESPONDED LIKE THAT BUT ENDING UP DOING SOMETHING TO APPEASE HER EVEN AFTER OR BEHIND HER BACK AS LONG AS THERE IS A 'GOOD RIGHT' IN IT! FOR, EXAMPLE, LOOK AT THE TEMPLE MATTER WHEN HE WAS 12 YEARS AND "THE WAY HE RESPONDED! "

(7) "JOSEPH ASKED HER TO DO THAT PHYSICALLY!"

(8) "JOSEPH MAYHAVE ALREADY BEEN PHYSICALLY 'DEAD' BY THAT TIME AT WEDDING AT CANA! LEARNED LAND OF OUR FATHERS!"

(9) "JOSEPH WAS AT WORK AS A HARD-WORKING CARPENTER!"

SOMEONE SLEEPING SHOUTED FROM HIS SLEEP! EVERYONE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT HIM BECAUSE HE WAS A BACK-BENCHER WITH AN EXPRESSION OF WHERE IS THIS ONE COMING FROM!, DISTURBING THE NEIGHBOUR WITH HOOD: "HARDLY WORKING SCAN PAINTERS!"

(10) "JOSEPH WAS AT HOME RESTING FOR THE WEEKEND AFTER A WEEK-LONG HARD WORK!"

(11) "THE HOLY SPIRIT MINISTERED TO HER (THAT IS, VIRGIN MARY) TO DO SO!"

THAT SAME BACK-BENCHER CAME OUT FROM THE BACK BENCH TO THE FRONT-ALTAR WHILE STENCHING HEAVILY OF ALCOHOL SMELL AND THEY NOW KNEW WHERE THE SMELL OF ALCOHOL THEY'VE BEING PERCEIVING SINCE WAS COMING FROM! AND HE SAID TO THE FEMALE PREACHER! : "YOU NO GET SENSE, SENT LIKE YOU!"

AND SHE RESPONDED AND THUNDER OF THE LORD GOD ON HIGH FIRED HIM TO HIS DEATH FOR SHE ONLY SAID AND CONTINUED PREACHING BECAUSE HIS SUDDEN DEATH MADE THE CHURCH TO SCATTER!: "BLESS YOU BROTHER!"

(12) "THE PRESENCE OF PALM-WINE IN ANYBWEDDING TILL THE END OF THE PROGRAM/FEAST IN THISE DAYS WAS A NECCESSARY REQUIREMENT! GO AND ASK ' IGBO PEOPLE' ABOUT TRADITIONAL WEDDINGS BEFORE YOU SAY THAT I AM HIGH AND HARD ON 'IGBO' EVEN AS A FEMALE PREACHER OF 'THE WORD OF GOD! ' DEM DON DO YOU BEFORE?"

(13) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST SAID 'MY TIME HAS NOT COME' MEANS 'IT WASN'T TIKE FOR HIMTO SHOWCASE HIMSELF TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE HIS IMMEDIATE HOME/HOUSEHOLD (THAT IS, OTHER PEOPLE ASIDE FROM/EXCEPT JOSEPH, HIS EARTHLY FATHER AND VIRGIN MARY, HIS MOTHER! FOR INSTANCE WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO BE KILLED, HE TOLD THEM THEY DID NOT CATCH HIM BEFORE BECAUSE 'HIS TIKEHAD NOT COKE! ALLALAIA, AMEN!" NOW STAND UP, LET'S PRAY! "


(14) I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD NOW, "MAN, PEOPLE PERISH BECAUSE OF LACK OF NON LEDGE, I MEAN, KNOWLEDGE!"

SOMEONE SHOUTED AT HER!: "NO USE YOUR REGGAE SONG SPOIL MY BLUES SONG! NO USE YOUR REGGAE SPOIL MY BLUES!"

(15) THE FEMALE PREACHER CONTINUED HER PRAYER POINTSIN SHOUTING AND HAPPINESS BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN VINDICATED/EXORNORATED!": "OUR ENEMIES SHALL ALL DIE IN A HORRYFYING MANNER! BUT MY DEAR GOOD CHRISTIANS, AS FOR US, UNTIMELY DEATH IS NOT OUR PORTION IN JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST NAME EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT UNTIMELY UNTHINKABLE UNIMAGINABLE BLESSINGS IS PERMITTED FOR US BECAUSE BLESSINGS CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH FOR US AS BEING GOOD CHRISTIANS IS CONCERNED WE ARE CONCERNED FOR OUR CONSIGNMENTS TO BE DELIVRED TO US IN TIME!"

"SO, THE CAMERA MAN SNAPPED HER ON THE PULPIT/CHURCH ALTAR AS HE WAS PAID TO DO THAT SINCE IT WAS 'THEIR BAZAAR DAY!' SHE GOT BOUNCER WHOM THE CAMERA MAN PASSED BY SAYING ALOUD TO EVERYONE'S HEARING LIKE A COURT HEARING BT THIS TIME IT WAS A CHURCH!": "PHOTO!!!!"

AFTER THE PICTURE SNAP SHOTS, SHE SHOUTED AS A GROUND OPENING FOR THE BAZAAR TO CONTINUE! : "PRAISE THE LORD WHO IS, A MEN! ALLAH NLA, ALLALAIA, AMEN! LAID, GHOST! HE'S GOOD! OUR GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND EVERYWHERE!"

"EVERYONE IN THE CHURCH PREMISES SAID IN CHORUS WITH HER!": "GOD IS GOOD!"




πŸ₯€SKIT ENDED, MOVIE BEGINS!!!!!!! πŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸ·πŸ₯‚πŸ»πŸΊπŸΌπŸŽ‚






WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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2 comments:

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Read now and sing along! Level up! My movies friends and skits friends keep up the good work. The Lord God Almighty is good.

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Somebody now asked. What about musician! As for me, I think they are still upcoming, the song to be sang like calvary canary birds would soon be in every nook and crany of the whole world/universe.

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