"COME ON MEN! COME ON 'BOARD MEN! I AM SINGLE, UHM, UH OR ME BORED! I AM; ONE GOD! I AM; SINGLE GOD! Three persons in ONE GOD ALMIGHTY!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
STORY BEGINS!
NOTE THAT (DISCLAIMER)!: "HE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT; SHE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT BUT IT IS ME THAT DO IT!"
STUDENT SAID!: "SIR IF YOU ARE NOT A 'HE' AND YOU ARE NOT A 'SHE' AND YOU DECIDED TO CALL YOURSELF AN 'IT' THEN YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL THEN!"
ALL THE TEACHERS AROUND LAUGHED AT THE SCHOOL TEACHER BECAUSE IT WAS A DAY BEFORE "CHILDREN'S DAY!"
SO, ON THE DAY BEFORE "TEACHER'S DAY!" STOLEN STOLE, WHO? STOREY! ONCE UPON A TIME! STORY!!!!
THE STUDENTS WERE SO HAPPY TO LEARN A NEW STORY FROM THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER BEFORE THE MAIN TEACHER BECAUSE AFTERALL HE IS NOT A LITERATURE TEACHER TO BE TELLING STORIES UP AND DOWN! THE JSS2 SOCIAL STUDIES TOPIC WAS "PARTS OF A CAR/MOTOR!"
THE TEACHER STARTED THE MAIN SIDE STORY, HE WILL TALK UP AND TALK DOWN SO, ONE OF THE STUDENTS DECIDED TO SLEEP, THE SAME STUDENT THAT CALLED HIM ANIMAL A DAY BEFORE CHILDREN'S DAY TO MAKE MOCKERY OF HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FELLOW TEACHERS IN THE TEACHERS STAFF ROOM! HE WROTE HIS STORY ON THE "BOARD" AS HE WAS TELLING IT!: "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'A KNOCKED HEAD' AND 'A KNOCKED ENGINE' IS THAT A KNOCKED HEAD WAS 'KNOCKED BY A CURVED/INVERTED FINGER' WHILE 'A KNOCKED ENGINE" GOT RUSTED BY WATER OR SO! NOW, CAN WATER RUST THE INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD THAT IS 70% WATER ALREADY ACCORDING TO OUR SO-CALLED ABLE SCIENTISTS? AND CAN FINGER RUST THE ENGINE OF A MOTOR THAT IS ALWAYS BEING REPAIRED BY HUMAN FINGERS?"
THEN, THAT'S HOW ONE STUDENT WOKE UP BEFORE HE COULD CLEAN THE "BLACK" BOARD FOR THE TOPIC OF THE DAY, SO THEN, THE TEACHER NOW ASKED HIM THE TOPIC THEN AFTER QUICKLY READING THE SO-CALLED SHORT STORY WRITTEN ON THE "BLACKS-BOARD" AS ABOVE, HE THEN SAID HIS ANSWER!: "SEX EDUCATION!"
ALL HIS CLASSMATES IN THE CLASSROOM LAUGHED AT HIM THAT DAY EVEN AS THE SCHOOL TEACHER BROUGHT OUT THE CANE TO FLOG HIM THE COMBINATION OF WHAT HE DID A DAY BEFORE "CHILDREN'S DAY AND THIS D-Day OF RECKONING WHICH WAS THE DAY BEFORE " TEACHER'S DAY" IN ORDER TO TEACH HIM A LESSON OR TWO OF THE FUTURE FEATURED LESSONS OF THE DAY!
PART ONE MOVIE/SKIT ENDED
STORY CONTINUES....
PART TWO BEGINS....
THEN IMMEDIATELY, AS E DEY HAPPEN E DEY HOT AS E DEY HURT; THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED AT THE OTHER STUDENT TO GO FOR LONG BREAK/BRAKE!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "PUO" WHICH MEANS "GET OUT" OR "LEAVE!"
THEN, SO INSTANTLY HE SHOUTED AT THE SLEEPING OFFENDER STUDENT AND SAID EVEN AS HE FLOGGED THE STUDENT!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "MUO" WHICH MEANS "LEARN!"
BUT WHAT HE SAID SOUNDED AS, LIKE!: "PUO MUO" AS IF HE SAID "COW LEATHER!"
ND SO THE STUDENTS LAUGHED MORE AND SINCE THEN THE "SEX EDUCATION STUDENT HAVE BEEN REFERRED TO AS!: "PUO MUO! GIVE ME PUO MUO! GIVE ME SOME PUO MUO! SEXUALLY ACTIVE STUDENT! WHO IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THIS SCHOOL?"
AND THE STUDENT LEFT THE SCHOOL LIKE RESIGNATION FROM GOVERNMENT WORK AND BECAME A DROP OUT AS THE STREETS BECKONED ON HIM AND THIS WAS OUT OF FEAR OF FACING SUCH HATRED IN ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT HE WENT TO LEARN MECHANIC INSTEAD OF STUDYING MECHANICAL ENGINEERING AND BECAME AN ALL TIME MOTOR REPAIRER AND NOW KNOWS MOTOR PARTS TUTORIALS MORE THAN THE SCHOOL TEACHER THAT TAUGHT HIM!
INSTRUCTION: "NOW ALSO RELATE THIS STORY TO ALL TIME WORLD WOMANIZER WHO WAS TRAINED BY A LOCAL WOMANIZER!"
ALLALAIA? ALLALAIA!!!! A MEN!
HALIRELUYA? HALIRELUYA!!! I MEAN, AMEN!
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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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