DADDY! JISOS, THE LIGHT; JESUS, THE DAY! NOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NOTHING REALLY FOR I THINK THERE IS NO MUCH DIFFERENCE HE IS OUR, AN/A MEN; I MEAN TO SAY, HE'S A MEN, THAT IS, DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE MAN, DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS DIFFERENT HEIGHT RANGE ETCETERA. I KNOW HE IS JUST ONE MAN ALL TOGETHER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
AS FOR ME, LET ME ASK YOU OH, OH!: IS THE QUESTION "IS THIS IN REAL LIFE?" OR "IS THIS REAL? LIFE!"
THE MOVIE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER, APOSTLE CHISOM SKIT BEGINS: "LIGHT, CAMERA, ACTION!"
🧡💬💣 SO, I GAVE MY TOPIC AND HE ANSWERED: "YOU DON DEY MAD ABI?"
LET'S START WITH PRAISING GOD THAT IS ABOVE, AND GREATER THAN ALL PHONE TYPES AND SHAPES, PLEASE SING THIS NEW GOSPEL SONG WITH LOVE AND PASSION, 💯 ACTION!: SONG TITLE: "JESUS/JISOS, THE SUN WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!"
*** RAIN POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** SUN RAY POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** REIGN POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** SUN RAY POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** RAIN POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** SUN RAY POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** REIGN POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!
*** SUN RAY POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!
NOW I ASK, WHEN APOLOGIZING: ARE YOU SAYING " SORRY OH" OR "SORROW!"
IS IT "WITH THE HELL" OR "WITH HELD!"
IS IT "WHAT THE HELL" OR "WANT IT, EARL!"
IS IT "WINKED, AIR" OR "WINKED, EAR" OR "WINKED, HIGH" OR "WINTER" OR "WIN, THANK!"
IS IT "1997" OR "NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY 7!"
SOMEONE TOLD SOMEONE!: "SEVEN, YOU'VE BEEN COMING; YOU FORGOT THAT YOU'VE BEEN COMING!"
BEFORE THE OTHER SOMEONE THAT SUFFERED FROM DEMENTIA ALONGSIDE THE SOMEONE THAT SAID IT THAT ONCE HAD SOMETHING LIKE DEMENTIA COULD UNDERSTAND THAT THE SOMEONE THAT WAS TALKING WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS ECSTASY TIMES THAT LED TO THREE DIFFERENT PREGNANCIES THAT YIELDED THREE FOOTBALLER BOYS, ONE FROM BRAZIL, THE OTHER FROM CAMEROON, THE OTHER FROM PORTUGAL, THE SOMEONE THAT WAS BEING TALKED TO FROM PORTUGAL AND THE SOMEONE THAT WAS TALKING FROM NIGERIA. ALL THE BELLE WERE SPIRITUALLY WHERE THE FEMALE BUT BECAME PHYSICAL WHERE THE MALE IMPREGNANTER WAS, BUT ALL THE CHILDREN BECAME KINGS OF FOOTBALL PHYSICALLY TOO WHILE SHE WAS DELUDED WITH FORGETTING ABOUT HER THREE SONS!
VERY FUNNY!: I SAY, EHN HEN, HEY YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL SAY, "YOU CAN LIE!" DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SIMON PETER SAID WHEN JISOS/JESUS TOLD HIM THAT YOU DENY ME THREE TIMES BEFORE THE COCK CROW! E HAPPEN ABI E NO HAPPEN!
FILMING CONTINUE, HEY YOU, LIGHTER MAN, REDUCE THE LIGHT DO YOU WANT TO BLIND THE ACTOR PLUS ME SELF WEY DEY DIRECT WHEN THEY DIRECT!
YES, YES, YEAH, OH YEAH, LET'S CONTINUE: "NOTE THAT: "THE WOMAN IN QUESTION HAS BEEN IN NIGERIA ALL HER LIFE EVEN IF THE MAN IS A WORLDWIDE TRAVELLER, MY GUY DON'T FROWN, YOU GO ACT AM LIKE THE ACTS OF APOSTLE BECAUSE THE "MOVIE CHARACTER" IN QUESTION NO DEY SIT DOWN FOR ONE PLACE BUT HIM STILL NO REACH NIGERIA SIDE COME LOOK FOR HIM SPIRITUAL GIRL WITH HANDSOME SONS WEY DEY DO WELL!
THE LIGHTER MAN NOW SAID!: "I THINK SEY NA FILM, WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT PERSONAL, HOW WE WANNA TAKE ACT THIS KIND FILM, DEM THEY BORN FROM SPIRIT REACH PHYSICAL?"
AS THE DIRECTOR WEY I BE NOW, I "BALANCE HIGH, GUN GUN" AS IN HIM SHOOT ONE CHALLENGE, THEN I SHOOT AM BACK WITH JUST "SILENCE!"
ACTOR DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIRECTOR'S EXPLANATION, THEN, HE STARTED TO SHOUT!: "YEA, YEA, YEA!"
ANOTHER DIRECTOR NOW SAID OVER THE PHONE!: "WHAT IS IT SEF, NA WETIN HAPPEN, NA THIS SMALL THING WEY WE GIVE YOU MAKE YOU ACT NA YOU DEY SHOUT FOR MY GIRL HEAD, YOU NO NO SEY HIM NAME NA DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM?"
SO, THE ACTOR REARRANGED HIMSELF AND "BALANCED THE LINE, GOOD GOD!"
THE DIRECTOR OF THE MOVIE SKIT CONTINUED THE EXPLANATION
SO, ONE PHONE FREAK OF A GIRL IN THE CHURCH GATHERING FORGOT HERSELF AND STARTED SINGING "YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST" IN ORDER TO SEND IT LATER TO HER ONLINE FACEBOOK ADMIRER WHO EARLIER SENT HER A SMALL PORTABLE IPHONE THROUGH HER INDIGINEOUS EX-LOVER WHEN THEY WERE STILL DATING/LOVERS SO AS TO THREATEN HIM TO SEND HER THE NEWEST IPHONE OF ALL TIME THAT HAS NOT EVEN COME OUT BECAUSE HE USED THAT FORMER IPHONE TO BE SEEING HER NAKEDNESS BUT SOMEHOW IT WENT VIRAL AS IN VIRAL LEAKAGE THAT TYPE THAT NORMALLY GO LIKE VIRAL LEAKE NEWS BUT WORSE THIS TIME AROUND BUT HE HAS FINALLY SECRETLY MARRIED ANOTHER WHITE GIRL SINCE HE IS WHITE AND SHE IS BLACK BUT DO YOU KNOW THE COINCIDENCE THERE, THE BLACK-SKINNED GIRL/WOMAN IS THAT SPIRITUAL MOTHER OF THOSE HIS THREE MALE CHILDREN OUT OF WHICH HE COULD ONLY CLAIM ONLY THE LAST CHILD BUT THE FOOTBALL BLOOD REMAINS ALSO IN THE TWO OLDER FORMERLY ABANDONED BOYS AT CRADLE BECAUSE EVEN "THE BORNER, THAT IS THE WOMAN AND THE IMPREGNATER WHICH IS THE CURRENT MAN WAS ONCE UPON A TIME CRADLE BUT SEXUALLY ACTIVE SPIRITUALLY. THE FUNNY PART BE SEY DEM SUPPOSE DON DELIVER THESE TWO YOUNG CHILDREN FROM SPIRITUAL HUSBAND FOR THE GIRL AND SPIRITUAL WIFE FOR THE BOY IF TO SEY THEIR PARENTS KNOW. THE BOY DEY KNACK SPIRITUALLY LIKE SEY GROWN UPS DEY LEARN FROM AM BACK THEN. IT WAS HIS SKILL EVEN AS A SPIRITUAL CHILD. A GIFTED SPIRITUAL IMPREGNATER AND SHAPE CHANGER WHO WAS A KNACKER!
SO, AS I WAS SAYING, EHN, HEN, ACTRESS SEE YOU ARE THE FEMALE MOVIE CHARACTER HERE THIS IS THE SONG LYRICS! SO, LET'S GO TO SOMEWHERE QUIET LET ME TEACH YOU THE SONG WHILE HE ACTS HIS PART BECAUSE I HAVE FINISHED TELLING WHAT TO DO WITHOUT "WRITTEN MOVIE SCRIPTS!": " SO LONE, CONTINUE! SISTER, PLEASE BE FAST LET'S GO SOMEONE WHERE ELSE!"
NOTE THAT: "BY THIS TIME, THE MALE ACTOR EYE DON RED AS HIM WAN CRY!"
BUT LIGHTER MAN BE LIKE!: "NOW THEY HAVE LEFT YOU! YOU WAN HALA? WAHALA!"
EHN HEN SISTER, THIS PLACE IS QUIET ENOUGH, SING ALONG PLEASE!: "YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! MY LOVE, YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST OH! YOU WILL SURELY DELIVER MORE! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! MY LOVE, YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST OH! PLEASE, BE SURE TO DELIVER MORE! WORKING IN DOMINION! I AM WALKING IN DOMINION! WHEN I TALK; I TALK WITH AUTHORITY EH! I AM WALKING IN DOMINION, AMEN!"
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SO, "THE FILM SET CHURCH CONGREGATION THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS SINGING THIS INSTEAD AND SO JOINED WITH THIS LYRICS EVEN THE ACTRESS SHE WAS TRAINING WAS SINGING THIS OTHER ONE TOO! SO, THEY SANG, EXCEPT THE APOSTLE DIRECTOR THIS TIME AROUND!: " YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS, YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS! MY LORD, YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS OH! YOU WILL SURELY DELIVER ME!"
DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM SAT DOWN ON THE FLOOR WITH HER HANDS ON HER HEAD WITH "FUNNY TEARS" IN HER LIFE AND EYES, SHE SAID: "ABEG, LIFE DONE TIRE ME, YOU DEY SURE SEY I NO GO ACT AM BY MYSELF, BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THIS FEMALE CHARACTER WELLA LIKE SEY NA ME E HAPPEN TO! I CAN GET MY SELF INTO THE CHARACTER!" SO, THAT WAS HOW, "DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM BECAME THE DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, AND SONG ACTRESS OF THE MOVIE AS BELIEVED THE MOVIE LINES SHE WROTE 100% AND ACTED IT "97% LEVEL!" WOW, I DEY OH, HOW YOU DEY, LIKE THIS "HOW YOUR BIG EXPENSIVE PHONE(S) DEY, I NEED MY OWN CLASSY AND EXPENSIVE PHONE, I DON WRITE TIRE, YOU DEY HEAR, NOW I SAY MAKE I SING AM LIKE CANARY BIRD WEY NO GET DNA TO TEST RUN!!
COMMENTATOR NOW SHOUTED!: WAR LIE HE, IT'S A LIE BUT IT'S A PHONE DELIVERY MISUNDERSTANDING! DO YOU KNOW MY PHYSICAL ADDRESS, SEND IT PLEASE, THREE KINGS FOOTBALL FROM ONE WOMAN IS NO JOKE, I TRY AS I BORN THEM FOR YOU!"
SO, AFTER APOSTLE DIRECTED AND ACTED IT, IN THE FILM OH, THE ONLINE LOVED PLAYED AND LISTEN TO THE SONG AND ASKED!: "IS THIS A SCAM?"
THEN HER FELLOW PASTORS THAT CAME FOR SITE-SEEING DECIDED TO USE THE SAME SONG TITLE: "JESUS/JISOS, THE SUN WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!" AS THEIR DISMISSAL SONG AND MIRACLES FILLED EVERYWHERE IN THEIR OWN CHURCH TOO! THEY SANG IT IN THEIR OWN WAY TOO! SOME SANG IT EXACTLY THE SAME WAY BUT THE MIRACLES REMAINED THE SAME!
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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