(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EBENEZA, EBEZINA EBENEZA" MEANS "EBENEZA, DON'T CRY, SHOW AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM; IF THEY CRY, LOOK, ANSWER/REPLY/RESPOND" OR "EBENEZA, EH CRY AND SHOW THEN GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CANE FROM; IF THEY CRY AND LOOK; SWEEP!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
STORY BEGINS!!!
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "CHI IWE NDU" MEANS "GOD, IF YOU VEX/GET ANGRY, I SEW/I CHUCK/I PRICK" OR "GOD, ANGER/VEX, SHOULD I SEW/SHOULD I PRICK/SHOULD I CHUCK" OR "GOD, DO YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE SEWING/CHUCKING/PRICKING!"
🇳🇬 SO, ONE CERTAIN POLITICIAN, INCE UPON A TIME, SAT TO SING!: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "NIGERIA YI, TI GBOGBO WA NI, KOMA GBODO BAJE! EJE KA SOWO PO GBE NTI ALE GBE! AJO OLE DABI ILE! NIGERIA YIN, TI GBIGBO WA NI! GBE, KEMI GBE!" WHICH MEANS "THIS NIGERIA PUSHED ALL OF US, THAT'S WHAT IT IS, IT MUST NOT SPOIL/RUIN/GET BAD! LET US/BLOOD COUNT JOIN HANDS TOGETHER/FOLD HANDS TOGETHER TO CARRY I WILL PUSH BASTARD AND CARRY/WHAT WE CAN CARRY! TO LEAK CANNOT BE LIKE TO HARDEN/MAKE STRONG! YOUR NIGERIA PUSHED ALL OF US, THAT'S WHAT IT IS! CARRY; LET ME CARRY/CARRY SO THAT I CAN CARRY!"
ONE OF THE MASSES SHOUTED: "YOU DON GBOGBO US! NA ZOBO ALL OF US THEY DRINK AS LIES! IT IS ALL OF US THAT YOU ARE DOING, AFTERALL (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "GBOGBO WA" MEANS "ALL OF US!"
THE POLITICIAN UNWAVERINGLY SAID WITH ALL BOLDNESS IN RESPONSE TO ALL!: "I AM BRINGING YOU TO MATURITY (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "GBOGBO" ALSO MEANS "MATURE, MATURE!"
MASSES IN THE 🎬 FILM/MOVIE🎥 SHOUTED ANGRILY AT HIM!: "YOU WILL CARRY BOMB, NOT MONEY!"
SO, THAT'S HOW THE REAL AUDIENCES OF THE "LIVE SHOW DRAMA" ALMOST STONED HIM TO DEATH WITH PLASTIC CHAIRS BECAUSE HE PUT HIMSELF INTO THE CHARACTER AND THEY FORGOT THAT HE WAS NOT A POLITICIAN BUT ONLY A STAGE ACTOR! THIS MAN IS STILL RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL AS WE SPEAK!
SOMEONE THAT THE NARRATOR DIS NOT EVEN TALK TO JUST PUT MOUTH, SAYING!: "YOU CAN LIE EHN, WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN AND NOBODY HEARD OF IT BUT YOU! JUST THANK YOUR GOD YOU ARE AN APOSTLE YOU THIS GIRL CHISOM!"
APOSTLE CHISOM SAID!: "AUNTY ABEG MIND YOURSELF BEFORE I FORGET MY HAND FOR YOUR FACE WITH "SERIES OF SLAPS," E BE LIKE SEY YOU NO KNOW WHERE WE DEY! YOU NO SEE SEY WE DEY SHOOT MOVIE?"
THE "WAKA PASS AUNTY WEY ENGLISH DEY CALL PASSERBY" COME SAY!: "I NO KNOW APOSTLE CHISOM YOU KNOW SEY YOU BE POPULAR CELEBRITY WEY I DEY SEE YOUR FACE FOR CHISOM BUSINESS VENTURES ONLINE 24/7 EVERYDAY AND THE THING WEY YOU DEY TALK RESEMBLE SOMETHING WEY BE LIKE LIE! YOU GO TALK ONE, TALK ANOTHER ONE! I NO GET! I NO GET AM! I NO UNDERSTAND! CON WON SHADES!"
APOSTLE CHISOM NOW SAID!: "BUT I NO TALK TO YOU NAW! NOW, I BEG, ABEG KNOW NOW SEY NA MOVIE SERIES I DEY NARRATE!"
SHE COME LAUGH PASS AND CONTINUE HER JOURNEY TO THE MARKETPLACE WITH HER POLYTHENE BAG/POLY BAG AS SHE WAS ALSO A 300L/300 LEVEL POLYTECHNIC STUDENT! SHE STILL LAUGHED AS SHE WALKED AWAY, SAYING!: "THIS SISTER APOSTLE CHISOM TOO DEY LIE, CHAI! I CATCH AM! FILM KO, FILM NI! SOMETHING THAT I CAUGHT HER EXPLAINING WITH ALL PASSION AND SERIOUSNESS, AFTER SHE GO SEY NA TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY, WE SAID WE WANTED TO TAKE IT PERMANENTLY SHE NO GREE, SHE DID NOT AGREE! NOW, I CERTAINLY HAVE SOMETHING ON HER TO BLACKMAIL HER WITH!"
THE MOVIE SET CAMERA MAN CAME OUT AFTER VIDEOING ALL OF THEM AND SHOUTED AS SHE STOPPED THE 300L STUDENT!: "PHOTO!"
SHE NOW BROUGHT OUT THE N56,000 THAT SHE WAS TAKING TO THE MARKET AND GAVE IT TO THE CAMERA MAN BECAUSE A BLACKMAILER KNOWS ANOTHER BLACKMAILER AND THEY EXCHANGED PHONE NUMBERS! SINCE, THAT TIME THE CAMERA MAN AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN FUCKING/SEXING HER UP AND DOWN LIKE NO MAN'S BUSINESS ALL IN THE NAME OF BLACKMAIL EVEN PROSTITUTE BETTER PASS AM!
THE SKIT ENDED AS THE NARRATOR KEPT TALKING LIKE A CANARY CALVARY BIRD! THEY PLAYED PIANO OF "STORY OF MY LIFE AND I KNOW HE KNOWS THAT I'VE BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND IT'S KILLING HIM INSIDE TO KNOW THAT I AM HAPPY WITH SOME OTHER GUY!"
THE IRONY OF IT ALL IS THAT "THE 300L STUDENT LOST HER ONE TRUE LOVE FROM NOT MINDING HER BUSINESS AND SHE WAS NOT HAPPY WITH SOME OTHER GUY FOR SHE WAS HAPPENING WITH SO MANY OTHER GUYS EXCEPT HER ONE TRUE LOVE AFTER HE CAUGHT HER ONCE!"
COURTESY: CHISOM BUSINESS VENTURES ONLINE ON https://g.co/kgs/P1Z123
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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