"LESSON TIME; QUIZ TIME!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

"LESSON TIME; QUIZ TIME!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G. 

IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) 

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

I THINK, LET ME ASK FIRST BEFORE I TALK WHAT I AM THINKING. 

SOMEBODY SHOUTED!: "YEAH, YEAH! YOUR ENGLISH IS SO SOUND BUT IF I SOUND YOU EHN YOUR HEAD GO CORRECT!"

EHN, HEN, AS I WAS THINKING, I MEAN ASKING, IN A MURDER CASE, FOR INSTACE, ETCETERA, NO VIDEOS, NO AUDIOS, JUST MURDER WRITE-UP/ARTICLES OF THIS SCENARIO, HMMM, LET ME ASK OH, CHAI, AFTER READING  THE ARTICLE ON NEWS LINE/NEWS PAPER/ONLINE NEWS:

(NUMBER 1) "ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY 'SHOCKING TO THE EARS' BECAUSE AFTER ALL YOU READ WITH YOUR EYES; DO WE USE EARS 'TO HEAR' OR 'TO SEE'!"

(NUMBER 2) "SOMEBODY NOW SAID WE SHOULD SAY, 'SHOCKING TO THE EYES,' ARE YOU AN 'EYE WITNESS' OR 'AN ACCOMPLICE BY PHYSICAL PRESENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED' BECAUSE WHERE YOU WILL AND YOURSELF 'BECAUSE OF SMALL ENGLISH THAT YOU SPOKE' THAT ANOTHER PERSON CALLED 'LAWYER' IS TRYING TO USE TO INCRIMINATE YOU CAN SHOCK YOU'!"

SOMEBODY SAID WITH AN ECHOING LOUD VOICE: "THEN SEND THEM MURDER!"

ANOTHER SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "YOU NEVER SEE!"

AS FOR ME!: "IN A LAW COURT AFTER YOU HAVE SAID/SPOKEN THIS KIND OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE IN THE COURT, I ASK IN THIS INDEED, IN RELATION O THE MURDER CASE SITUATION THAT DOES NOT HAVE VIDEO CLIPS, AUDIO TAPE RECORDING CIRCULATING, CAN YOU SAY THAT "SHOCKING TO THE EAR" IS A "SIMILE" OR A "METAPHOR?" IN DEED AND INDEED, CAN YOU ALSO SAY THAT "SHOCKING TO THE EYES" IS A "HYPERBOLE" OR AN "IDIOM?"

THEN THE JUDGE SHOUTED!: "OH GOD, CASE DISMISSED!"

SHORT ENGLISH TRAINING SKIT ENDED - BY A FUNNY GROUP OF LAW ENFORCEMENT "SKIT MAKERS!"

THE AUDIENCES GAVE THEM A STANDIG OVATION AND WAS LIKE SHOUTING FEW SAME WORDS LIKE ADWORDS!: "THIS PEOPLE CAN ACT FILM EHN, EVEN UNIVERSITY SELF GO THINK SAY THE WRITER OF THIS SCRIPT GO LAW SCHOOL BUT NA FOR NIGERIA HERE SHE EVEN GO ALL HER SCHOOL FOR "SCIENCES DEPARTMENT!"

SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "I THINK MY CHILD WILL STUDY BIOCHEMISTRY LIKE HER WHEN HE GROWS UP BECAUSE THEY TEACH EVERYTHING ABOUT " CHEMISTRY OF LIFE" THERE WHETHER LAW, THEATRE AND ARTS, EARLY CHILDHOOD, ECONOMICS AND COMMERCE ETC. I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR MY CHILD TO GROW UP AND START READING FROM HER!"

SHE DID NOT HEAR ALL THESE THINGS BUT BELIEVED THAT GOD WILL BLESS HER WITH "CASH MONEY" ONE DAY NOT ONLY HEAR SAYS AND VISIONS BECAUSE GOD DEY FIGHT HER BATTLES STEADY! 

SOMEBODY SAY!: "STEADY MY DEAR!"

EVERYONE SAID!: "STEADY MY GUY, WHO'S YOUR GUY? NA ONLY ME, ONE LAND HIM!"

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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