MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
SO, ONE WHITE MAN NOW SAID!: "YOU MEAN "WHO MOVED ADA," DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "ADA" IS AN ACRONYMN FOR "AERONAUTICAL DEVELOPMENT AGENCY!"
ONE YORUBA MAN NOW SAID!: "OH YOU ARE WRONG, LET ME CORRECT YOU, WHERE I COME FROM "ADA IS AN AKO NAME FOR KNIFE, CUTLASSES, MACHETES!"
THE ENGLISH MAN ASKED: "WHAT'S ADA, WHAT'S AKO?"
THE YORUBA MAN SAID!: "ADA, AS I SAID, MEANS KNIVES, CUTLASS AND MACHETE" WHILE "AKO MEANS "WHYNING" OR "GUY! "
THE IGBO WOMAN SUPPORTED!: "LIKE WHEN YOU ARE DOING GUY!"
THEN THE ENGLISH MAN SAID!: "YOU MEAN 'GAYS,' WHAT A DRY JOKE!"
THEN THE YORUBA MAN, WITH FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO PERSUADE HIM TO AGREE THAT HE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT HE MEANS, SAID!: "ADA CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE CREATED IT" WHILE "AKO CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE REFUSE/REFUSED!"
THE WHITE MAN REMAINED ADAMANT AND SO, THE YORUBA MAN AND HIS IGBO WIFE FELT FRUSTRATED AND LEFT ANGRILY SAYING!: "ERROR NAUGHTY 'CON' DEVELOPMENT AGENCY," WHO WANTS THAT"
THE ENGLISH WHITE MAN SHOUTED AFTER THEM AS THEY LEFT EVEN WITH THE CUNNING GRIN ON HIS FACE AS THEY LEFT DARING THEM TO REPORT HIM AGAIN!: "MAIL EFFICIENCY!"
AND SHOUTED BACK AT HIM WITHOUT TURNING/LOOKING BACK!: "MAD 'F-ING' CHAINED, SEE!"
"THE WHITE MAN WAS A SLAVE TRADER WHILE THE BLACK MAN AND WIFE WERE HIS NEWLY BOUGHT INTERVIEWED SLAVES!"
LET'S SING TO JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON TOO, NOW! : "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"
END OF SHORT SKIT STONING, I MEAN, STOREY, OH, STORY!
LESSONS LEARNT FROM THE ABOVE CANARY CALVARY JISOS/JESUS BIRTH SONG!
- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE HUSBAND OF THE BLACK WOMAN AND NOT HER BROTHER!
- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE SLAVE OF THE WHITE MAN AND NOT HIS BLOOD BROTHER!
- THE WHITE MAN WAS THE SLAVE MASTER OF THE WOMAN AND NEITHER HER HUSBAND NOR HER BROTHER AND SO IT IS RIGHT TO SAY THAT THE CHILDREN BORN BY THIS BLACK WOMAN FOR HIM WERE ALL CALLED/REFERRED TO AS "BASTARDS," THAT IS, CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK!
- THE WHITE MAN WAS PROBABLY SLEEPING WITH THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK MAN'S WIFE WITHOUT APPROVAL/PERMISSIONS AND SO THEY WERE CERTAINLY NOT FRIENDS AND THE WHITE MAN'S LIFE WAS AT STAKE FOR MAKING HIS KIDS CALL HIM FATHER INSTEAD OF HIM!
ALL THE STAGE AUDIENCE STOOD UP AND LEFT, SAYING!: "CAN'T YOU FORGIVE THE DEAD, ARE WE OUR LATE FATHERS???"
THEN THE NARRATOR SHOUTED!: "FORGIVENESS KILL YOU THERE!"
THE WHOLE MOVIE ENDED AND THE REAL AUDIENCES IN THE CINEMA PLAZA/VENUE STOOD AND LAUGHED CLAPPING AS THEY GAVE THE FILM A1 WITH A STANDING OVATION AND GOLDEN BUZZER!!!!
COMPREHENSIVE ENGLISH LANGUAGE "STORY" QUESTIONS?
(1) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE IGBO WOMAN LEFT ANGRILY?
(2) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE YORUBA MAN LEFT ANGRILY?
(3) CAN WE SAY THAT THE ENGLISH MAN UNDERSTOOD BUT WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT "AN EXPENSIVE JOKE BY BEHAVING AS IF HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND?"
INSTRUCTION!: "PLEASE COMMENT YOUR ANSWERS TO THESE COMPREHENSIVE QUESTIONS ABOVE IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS WRITE-UP!"
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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