"MOTHER HEN AND BABY CHICK!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
Happy Boxing Day, here we come! A dressing Challenge! Halireluya! Hala liar eh, I'm in Amen!
Somebody say as a "SAPA student!": "YOU HAVE DONE ME IN JA RE!" OYA OH, I NO GET NEW CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS AS SAPA DEY TOWN!
NOTE THAT: "BABY" IS TO "MOTHER" WHAT "CHICK" IS TO "HEN!" SO TO ALL THOSE "MOTHER FREAKS," "EVERYTIME " MY MOTHER DID THIS FOR ME," "MY MOTHER DID THAT FOR ME," "I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MOTHER," ALL THOSE "MUMMY'S GIRLS" AND "MUMMY'S BOYS" JUST STAY ON YOUR LANE CONTINUE TO BE "A BABY TO YOUR MOTHER" WHILE I REMAIN "A CHICK TO MY HEN!"
SO, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PRAISE BE TO JISOS/JESUS CHRIST WHO HAS MADE ME HIS "MAIN CHICK" AND "SIDE CHICK!" TWO IN ONE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! MY JISOS/JESUS CHRIST, MY MOTHER HEN!
🗣HOW A MALE FIGURE CAN BE A GOOD MOTHER! IN THE OLDEN DAYS, THE JEWS DID NOT BELIEVE IT POSSIBLE BUT JISOS/JESUS CHRIST DID AND IT WAS, IT IS AND WILL EVER REMAIN IN HIS DEEDS TOWARDS HIS MAIN CHICKS AND SIDE CHICKS EVEN AS HE WHO IS OUR LORD AND MASTER JESUS/JISOS CHRIST REMAINS OUR MOTHER HEN!
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣JESUS CHRIST/JISOS CHRIST IS HE WHO IS, WHO WAS AND WHO IS TO COME! THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE!
TUTORIAL TIME (YOU KNOW THAT TUTORIAL IS LIKE THE SIDE CHICK WHILE THE MAIN CLASS/COURSE IS THE MAIN CHICK)! OKAY, NOW LET'S CONTINUE WITH THE SCHOOL'S TUTORIAL!:
(1) "SCARED PEOPLE ARE PARANOID PEOPLE" CAN MEAN "WHEN A PERSON FEELS THREATENED THEN THE PERSON BEING THREATENED IS BOUND TO BE SCARED AND ONCE THE PERSON GOES FROM BEING "A THREATENED PERSON" TO BEING "A SCARED PERSON," THEN, THE "SCARED PERSON" IS BOUND TO BE "PARANOID!"
NOW LET ME, ASK YOU, CHECK HISTORY AND FIND OUT THE "HAVOCS THAT THOSE PEOPLE YOU CALLED PARANOID HAVE CAUSED BOTH 'WAR AND LOVE'!"
(2) SOME STILL SAY "EVERYTHING IS 'FAIR' IN WAR AND LOVE!": NOBODY ASKED THE OLDEN DAYS PERSON THAT FORMED/COINED THAT STATEMENT IF HE/SHE REALLY MEANT TO SAY "FAIR" OR "FARE" OR "FAIR IN COMPLEXION!"
MERRY X-MAS DEAR ONE AND ONLY D.C.C.G. LOVER!
CLASS/COURSE ASSIGNMENT!: DEFINE THE MEANING OF "IF YOU LOVE ME, TELL ME, STOP BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH? AFTER NOW, WOMAN WILL PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO MAN AND MAJORITY OF OUR NIGERIANS WILL SAY THAT SHE DOES NOT HAVE MORALS, PLEASE CAN ANY NON-NIGERIAN WITH WHITE SKIN PLEASE ANSWER THIS ASSIGNMENT AS A SCIENCE STUDENT!
COURTESY: CHISOM BUSINESS VENTURES ONLINE ON https://g.co/kgs/P1Z123
WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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