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🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW







* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).




🀣 A CERTAIN JSS2 LEARNER/STUDENT ASKED HER CRK (CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE) SCHOOL TEACHER THIS QUESTION!: "IMAGINE IT IS YOU I AM REFERRING TO FOR A SECOND SIR, 'WHEN YOU STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY,' WHAT ARE YOU!"

πŸ€£πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚ LOVE THIS, THE TEACHER SAID!: "THIEF, HIRED ASSASSAIN, AND HOODLUM!"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ€£ THE STUDENT SAID!: "EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE DEVIL!"

THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED! : "YOU GO COLLECT OH!"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ SEE, EHN, SINCE THEN THE MEMORY OF THE 24 STROKES OF CANE WEY THE STUDENT COLLECT FROM THE CRK SCHOOL TEACHER DEY STILL GIVE AM "EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!"

(IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "IF TO SAY "NA FOR WHITE MAN LAND E HAPPEN LIKE USA FOR EXAMPLE", THEM FOR SUE AM, AFTERALL, (IN GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "HE IS A CRK TEACHER AND SHOULD HAVE SURELY KNOWN THAT THE 'HOLY BIBLE SAYS THAT THE DEVIL HAS COME TO STEAL, KILL AND TO DESTROY!'"

THIS THING HAPPENED FEW DAYS BEFORE EASTER BREAK FROM SCHOOL, ONE SPECTACULAR THING HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS BEING FLOGGED! SHE SAID AND SHOUTED TO WARN HIM THAT SHE MIGHT FAINT OUT OF EMPTY STOMACH!: "TEACHER, WHY CANE, MOOD LENT!"

SO, EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE SCHOOL TEACHER TAUGHT THEY HEARD! : "DJ, ONE CANE MOON LIGHT!"

AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HER THINKING SHE WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND SO SHE FAINTED AND DIED ON THE SPOT! 

OYA LAUGH LET ME SEE YOU! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’˜πŸ˜‚πŸΊπŸΌπŸŽ±

UMU CHINEKE EH! EH, EH! I AM SURE YOU ALL LOVE THIS JOKE NOW FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE....CAN'T AN APOSTLE CRACK A JOKE! BUT E DEY HAPPEN OH! CHAI!!! VERY FUNNY! FUNNY SCHOOL TEACHERS!!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸΌπŸΊ⚾... It's a GOAL!!!!! MAD OH!!! MAD ON!!!! MAD OH!!!! SO, SO FUNNY, SO FUN HIT!"

SOMEBODY SAY: "BLOOD OF JESUS/JISOS CHRIST COVER ME, AMIN, AMEN! ALLALAIA EH, AMEN OH! AM IN!"

SING THIS HYMN SONG, JUST BROWSE IT UP ON YOUR PHONE SET AND USE IT ON THE MOVUE SETS TOO!: "BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD! BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD!"











WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"












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