ONE OF "GARDENER'S" OTHER NAMES IS "MR PRIM ROSE" BECAUSE "HE PRIMS THE ROSE FLOWER IN THE GARDEN OF LOVE" TO LOOK GOOD ENOUGH!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
🎅🤶 🧙♀️ (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ENU" MEANS "MOUTH," OR "YOUR WASTE" OR "WHAT YOU'VE DISCARDED/THROWN AWAY!"
🧙♀️🤶🎅 (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "GBE ENU S'OHUN" MEANS "CARRY 'fill in the gap with the meaning of 'enu' that you prefer' TO THE OTHER SIDE /TO THAT PLACE/TO THE VOICE!"
🤶🎅🧙♀️ BUT, NOTE THAT GENERALLY, WORLDWIDE I BELIEVE I HAVE LEARNT THAT, TYPICALLY, IN TYPICAL YORUBA LANGUAGE, IN SHORT, EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT'S IDIOM BECAUSE IT DOESN'T "RHYME," BUT STILL ON, STILL "GBENU SOHUN" MEANS "SHUT UP" OR "KEEP QUIET" OR "STOP TALKING!"
🦸♀️🎅🤶🧙♀️ SO THE SS3 SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED THE MOCKED STUDENT DURING MOCK EXAM REVISION TIME IN PREPARATION FOR THE REAL WAEC/NECO/SSCE EXAMINATION!; "WHEN YOU ASK 'SOME ONE' TO 'KEEP' YOUR MONEY FOR YOU THEN WHAT IS THE NAME OF SUCH KEEPER!"
💃🧙♀️🤶🎅🧛♀️ THE MOCKED STUDENT SAID!: "CARETAKERS ARE HOUSE KEEPERS WHILE BROTHER'S KEEPER KEEPS GOOD BROTHERS THAT BEHAVE LIKE ABEL, SO SUCH A PERSON YOU DESCRIBED MUST BE A 'MONEY KEEPER'!"
💇♀️🧙♀️🎅🤶💆♀️ THE TEACHER ASKED IN ANOTHER MOCKERY OF THE STUDENT, AFTERALL IT'S CALLED "MOCK EXAM" WHERE STUDENTS OR TEACHERS ARE MEANT TO BE MOCKED IN CASE THEY FAIL SO THEY KNOW THAT THEY WILL ALSO FAIL THE MAIN WAEC/NECO/SSCE EXAMS/GCE!: "WHAT ABOUT BOOK KEEPER?"
🕺👯 THE STUDENT NOW QUICKLY SERIOUSLY SAID!: "THAT ONE KEEPS BOOKS, E.G. NOTE BOOKS, TEXTBOOKS, NOTE PADS ETC!"
🧗♀️THE TEACHER SHAKED HIS HEAD IN SERIOUS PITY FOR HIS PARENTS THAT WASTED MONEY ON HIS STUDIES ALL THIS WHILE! HE, THEN, ASKED FURTHER!: "SINCE THE PERSON IS INDEED 'MONEY KEEPER,' WHAT IS THE NAME OF A PLACE THAT IS HOLDING YOUR MONEY!"
👼👼👼👼🧙♀️👼 THE STUDENT SAID GLADLY!: "BANKER!"
💃🕴🤶🤶👼💆♀️!, THE SCHOOL TEACHER EXCLAIMED!: "HEH, HEY, HEH HEH HEH, WHAT IS NOW THE NAME OF THE 'VAULT' HOLDING MONEY 💵 IN SUCH A PLACE?"
🎅🤶🤱🦸♀️👼🤹♂️ THE STUDENT SAID WITH ALL BOLDNESS!: "BANK!"
🎅🤶THE SCHOOL TEACHER FAINTED, REAL FAINT OH, HMMM, BECAUSE ALL THIS WHILE HE HAS BEEN FAKING RESULTS 💯 AND MAKING THE STUDENT THE BEST IN THE CLASS WHILE THE REAL INTELLIGENT ONES WERE GIVEN AVERAGE SCORES!
🎅SOMEBODY SAY!: "ALLALAIA, AMEN!"
🤶 AFTER THAT DAY, THE STUDENT THAT HIS HEAD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN SINCE BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS NOT CORRECT WENT ABOUT TELLING PEOPLE THAT "NEW IDEAS" FROM HIM MADE HIS SCHOOL TEACHER TO FAINT AND THAT HE IS BETTER THAN "ALBERT EISTEIN" AND THAT HIS SCHOOL TEACHER IS JUST A "ROBOT-LIKE PERSON" THAT READS, CRAMS AND ONLY KNOWS WHAT HE READS IN THE TEXTBOOKS AND ACCEPTS NOTHING ELSE BUT THE TEXTBOOKS CONTENTS!
🎅 FROM THAT DAY, EHN, HEN, EH, THAT SCHOOL TEACHER AVOIDED SEEING THAT 👶 SEEMINGLY-RETARDED USELESS BOY 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ BECAUSE MERELY SEEING HIM GIVES HIM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE ABOUT THE UNTOLD FUTURE DISCOVERIES AND 'SERIES OF MOVING UNRAVELLED SECRETS OF ALL-ROUND 100℅ EXAM MALPRACTICES!" IF THAT STUPID BOY WHISTLES SMALL WHILE PASSING THE STAFF ROOM, SUDDEN HYPERTENSIVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE COMES UPON THE SCHOOL TEACHER! SO, EHN HEN, THAT'S HOW IT ALL HAPPENED!
HALIRELUYA EH, AMEN, I SAY, ALLALAIA EH HEH, A MEN, A HEN, AMEN!
DOWN THE MEMORY LAND
SEE EHN, I REMEMBER A FRIENDLY GIRL ONCE TOLD ME AND MY ROOMATES WHO WERE IDENTICAL TWINS WE WERE ALL IN 200L: "CHISOM, YOU HAVE MOUTH OH, CHIDINMA AND NGOZI, CHISOM HAVE MOUTH OH!"
NGOZI, ONE OF THE TWINS SAID!: "WHICH MOUTH DOES SHE HAVE, SHE DOESN'T HAVE MOUTH!"
TO MY TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY AUDIENCES, LET ME NOW TELL YOU THE MEANING OF "CHISOM, YOU HAVE MOUTH OH!": IT CAN EITHER MEAN "CHISOM, YOU HAVE YOUR WAY WITH WORDS IF YOU TEL PERSON ONE WORD, THE PERSON GO GO THINK ABOUT HIS/HER LIFE" OR "CHISOM, YOU ARE POPULAR AND ANYTHINH YOU SAY GOES AND NO ONE CAN REFUSE YOU BY SAYING NO!"
NOW, TO ME THAT DAY, I NEW IT CAN NEVER BE THE LATTER SHE MEANT BUT I THINK THE TWINS THOUGHT SHE MEANT THE LATTER AND SO IT WAS ARGUED BY MOST ESPECIALLY, NGO BABY, THAT IS NGOZI AND THE PERSON THAT SAID IT QUICKLY CHANGED MOUTH! I DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON OH BUT I ARGUED WITH MY SPIRIT AND GOOD CONSCIENCE THAT IT CAN NEVER BE THE SECOND/LATTER BECAUSE I AM NOT A GUN, I WAS WONDERING WHY SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME, I SWEAR, FEAR CATCH ME SMALL BUT I HID THE FEAR AND TOLD MYSELF THAT SHE MUST HAVE REALLY MEANT TO SAY "CHISOM, YOU HAVE YOUR WAY WITH WORDS IF YOU TEL PERSON ONE WORD, THE PERSON GO GO THINK ABOUT HIS/HER LIFE!" AND SO, WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH ALL FOUR OF US AT "YABA LEFT HOSTEL" AND THE DAY CONTINUED...
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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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