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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
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* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
NOW I ASK: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "KING HEROD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW TESTAMENT PART OF THE HOLY BIBLE" AND "GOVERNOR HEROD TOWARDS THE END IF IT ALL!"
ANSWER: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ITAN" MEANS "STORY" OR "TO DECEIVE" OR "TO BE WHYNING SOMEONE!"
SOMEONE PASSING BY DID AS IF IT WAS NOT THE ANSWERER THAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND SHOUTED!: "EXCLAIM LATE, LATE, LATE TILL, OH, LEARN EXPLAIN LATE LATE LATE!"
ONE FAT SENATOR NOW SHOUTED SMALL!: "OH MY GOD!"
SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER HEARD A BOB MARLEY SONG FROM AFAR AS HE WAS TEACHING IN THE CLASSROOM! THE SONG GOES THUS: "NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THOSE THAT IGBOS CALL "OYIBO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "COLD PEELED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD PEELED!"
ONE OF THE STUBBORN STUDENTS REMEMBERED WHAT HE HEARD THE SENATOR SAY IN THEIR MEETING/GATHERING AND ALSO SAID!: "OH MY GOD!"
SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER IGNORED HER BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY USED TO HER STUBBORN ATTITUDE AND THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, HE HISSED AND CONTINUED!: "THE BLACKS WHO WERE IGBOS MUST HAVE BELIEVED THAT FOR YOU TO BE WHITE MAN, THEN, "YOUR SKIN COLOUR WAS DERIVED FROM COLD PEEL," THAT IS, EXTREME COLD PEELED OFF YOUR REAL BLACK SKIN. FURTHER MORE, I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT THE TERM/THE WORD "OYIBO" IS "COLD BOILED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD BOILED" BUT HOW POSSIBLE IS IT FOR COLD TO BOIL YOU UNLESS THEY WERE REFERRING TO "ICE BLOCKS" OR "SNOW" THAT MADE THE WHITES "SNOW WHITES" FROM BEING "APE BLACKS!" NOW, ON A MORE SERIOUS "NOTE," THAT IS, DON'T WRITE THIS ON A ROUGH SHEET BUT ON YOUR REAL "NOTE BOOKS," THIS IS MY "TEXT MESSAGE" FOR ALL THE SCIENTISTS DEAD AND ALIVE THAT BELIEVES THAT THE BLACKS WERE FORMALLY APES BY MEANS OF "EVOLUTION" OR "WHATSOEVER THEY CALLED IT!" THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH BLACKS AND WHITES! NO RACISTS PLEASE, BE CAR FULL!
SO, THAT SAME "SO CALLED STUBBORN STUDENT" FORGOT HERSELF AND SPOKE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!: "SEE RACIST WEY DEY CALL PERSON RACIST!"
THE SCHOOL TEACHER HAD IT TO HIS THROAT AND ALMOST SLAPPED HER, SINCE THEN SHE HAS BEEN SINGING ONE OF BOB MARLEY'S SONGS AS IF TO APPEASE THE TEACHER BECAUSE SHE FELT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT SHE SPOKE BUT THE REST OF THE STUDENTS WERE CONFUSED IF IT IS THE RACIST ACCUSATION FROM HER TO HIM OR THE PIDGIN! ANYTIME SHE SEES HIM SHE SINGS!: "NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE! NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE!! NO MORE, NO VANACULAR!"
THE MAIN REASON SHE SANG THIS IS THAT THIS TEACHER IS A COCK YORUBA TEACHER THAT LIKES TO SPEAK YORUBA TOO MUCH! SO, IT WAS LIKE ANOTHER ACCUSATION FROM THE FEMALE STUDENT AGAINST THE MALE TEACHER!"
STORY CONTINUES! "ITAN HERE WE COME!"
SO, THEY WERE STILL IN THE CLASS AFTER THE SHORT BREAK WAS OVER!!! THE MALE SCHOOL TEACHER SAID!: "SO, IF YOU WERE BORN WHITE, IT MEANS "COLD PEELED BORN YOU AND IF I AM WRONG ABOUT YOUR IMMEDIATE PARENTS SKIN COLOURS THEN YOU MUST HAVE AN "ANCESTRAL COLD PEELED LINEAGE! THANKS!" NOW YOU STUBBORN GIRL, USE THE REMAINING PERIOD TO THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE!
THE FEMALE STUDENT FAKED AN EXCITEMENT AND WAS LIKE!: "OH TEACHER, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ON! IS MY CLOTH STAINED BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT! SIR, LET ME LEAVE THE CLASS BEFORE YOU TO GO TO THE TOILET AND CHECK HOW STAINED I AM BECAUSE OF MY MENSTRUAL PERIOD!"
SOMEBODY SHOUTED FROM THE SENATE HOUSE: "WHAT IS ALL THIS HATE SPEECH!
THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE A STUDENT SNEAKED A BROWSING PHONE INTO THE SCHOOL AND WAS WATCHING SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS VIDEO CONTENT DURING CLASS AND MISTAKENLY TURNED ON THE VOLUME TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL JUST WHEN THE TEACHER WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE CLASS!
APOSTLE CHISOM, THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND OWNER CAME IN IN SUPPORT OF THE SCHOOL TEACHER BUT SHE HAS NOT BEEN TOLD THAT AN SS3 STUDENT BROUGHT A PHONE TO SCHOOL AS THEY WERE PREPARING FOR THEIR MOCK EXAMS!: "I STUDIED THE HATE SPEECH OF "APES ARE BLACKS AND BLACKS ARE APES" WITH MY EARS BACK THEN IN SCHOOL! HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU BE! "APE IS NOT HATE SPEECH" BUT "COLD PEELED IS HATE SPEECH!" COME ON, GET OUT, OFF, HEAR! GET OUT OF HERE!"
THE SENATOR MAN SAID ANOTHER THING SO THAT THEY CAN KILL APOSTLE CHISOM THE WAY THEY KILLED CAESAR BECAUSE THAT YOUNG BOY WITH A PHONE WAS WATCHING LIVE SHOW ORGANISED BY HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER WHO ALLOWED HIM TO ATTEND ONLINE DURING THEIR FREE PERIOD IN SCHOOL TO GET HIS MIND PREPARED FOR POLITICS! WHAT THE SENATOR MAN SAID WAS!": "GIVE CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR!"
SO, APOSTLE CHISOM NOW RAN AWAY TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
STAGE PLAY ENDED!
SO, A LOUD VOICE CAME FROM BEHIND HER AS SHE RAN AWAY! BEHOLD IT WAS JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST AND HE SAID TO HER!: "MY DAUGHTER, IT'S ME! DON'T YOU READ THE BIBLE AT ALL? DON'T YOU KNOW THE CONTEXT OF "GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR IN THE HOLY BIBLE?"
APOSTLE CHISOM NOW COME AND SAID!: "OH JISOS/JESUS, IT'S EVEN YOU! YOU FEAR ME DEAR! YOU JUST MAKE ME FEAR! YOU TALK YOUR OWN, I HEAR MY OWN TO BE FORE-WARNED IS TO BE FORE-ARMED!"
AND THEY BOTH BOWED AND LEFT THE ACTING STAGE SINGING!: "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! HAH, HAH, HAH! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! HEH! GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAIST! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! DASH IT TO THE SNOW WHITE ON A WORN HORSE OPENLY SLAYED! WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE AND SINK; THEY SLAYED HIS SON TONIGHT! OH, GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED!"
OTHERS JOINED IN TO LEAVE THE STAGE AFTER THEY SHOUTED!: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIN GUN!"
AND ALL THE AUDIENCES GAVE THEM A STANDING OVATION FOR THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH DIFFERENT DYNAMICS!
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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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