"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! JOBS OF GOD!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
IS IT "JOB OPORTUNITIES" OR "JOBS ONLINE" OR "JOBS, ON LIE" OR "JOBS, ALL LIE!"
IS IT "MILD TURNS" OR "MILD POINT" OR "MAN TOPS" OR "MILD THOUGHTS" OR "MAT, TURNS" OR "MILDLY TOP!"
IS IT "MADLY IN LOVE" OR "IN, LOVELY!"
IS IT "IT IS A JOB, BAB" OR "WHO IS A JOB, BARBER" OR "WHAT IS JOB, BYE BYE?"
AO, A SCHOOL TEACHER WANTS SAID IN FRONT OF. STUFFY SS1 CLASSROOM OF ALL FEMALES ND ONE BOY CALLED "JOB" JUST LIKE RICH JOB IN THE HOLY BIBLE!: "I NEED A BLOW JOB!"
THEN ALL THE FEMALE STUDENTS STARTED LAUGHING WHILE LOOKING T HIS THING IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS. WHEN HE UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY UNDERSTOOD, HE QUICKLY RE-ADDRESSED THE YOUNG BOY JOB, BY SAYING!: "THE CLASS IS TOO HOT AND STUFFY, PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOWS WIDER SO THAT BREEZE CAN ENTER WELL TO BLOW ME HERE AND NOW!"
JOB FELL ON THE GROUND AND STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY, SHOUTING!: "I COVER MY YANSH/NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF JISOS. THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST! I COVER MY YANSH/NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. THE BLOOD OF JISOS CHRIST!"
NOW, LET ME ASK AGAIN, AGAIN!: IS IT "AWUF NO GREE DEM NAW" OR "OMO, THEY DON REACH HEADLINE NOW!"
SO, ONCE UPON. TIME, TIME!
A LITTLE CLUELESS BOY STARTED SINGING, WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING YORUBA LANGUAGE, HE SANG TO THE BRBER WHO CAME TO GIVE HIM HOME SERVICE!: "BARBER, BARBER, BARBER OH, BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER DUPE EARTH BARBER! BARBER, BARBER, BARBER OH, BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER DUPEST, BARBER!"
SO, HIS RICH STEP-MOM DECIDED TO CORRECT HIM BECAUSE SHE STUDIED YORUBA LANGUAGE IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE SANG!: "BABA, BABA, BABA O, BABA! BABA OH! ESE O BABA! BABA O! ESE O BABA! AWA DUPE BABA! BABA, BABA, BABA O, BABA! BABA OH! ESE O BABA! BABA O! ESE O BABA! BABA DUPE BABA!" WHICH MEANS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE "FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD O, FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! WE ALL ARE GRATEFUL/THANKFUL FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD O, FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD BE GRATEFUL/THANKFUL FATHER/DAD!"
LET ME ASK FOR THE SECOND AND LAST TIME: IS IT "NICE WORK, ZERO BATTERY?"
IS IT "LOVELY STONE" OR "LOVE IS STORY" OR "LOVE HIM STORY?"
SCHOOL TEACHER CONTINUES!: "250 SECONDS! HOW MANY MINUTES MAKES 250 SECONDS!"
THE FEMALE STUDENT WHO ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY WAS ALSO THINKING OF BLOW JOB WITH HIM ALONGSIDE WHAT THE BOY "JOB" THOUGHT HE WAS ASKING FOR AND SINCE THE GIRL WAS SO INTRIGUED BY SAKE OF PROVIDENCE SHE ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY!: "4.1 MINUTES SIR! WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!"
SO, THE TEACHER SAID!: "YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE "FOUR IN ONE" BRAIN, HOW INTELLIGENT!"
JOB, THE YOUNG STRAIGHT BOY SAID(EVEN IF IT WAS NOT HIM THE SCHOOL TEACHER WAS TALKING TO): "GOD FORBID BAD THING! THAT'S BRAIN TUMOR SIR!"
THEN THE TEACHER TALKED TO HIM DIRECTLY AND SAID!: "DON'T BE SILLY, I DON'T BE SILLY, I DON'T MEAN PHYSICALLY; IT'S A FIGURATIVE SPEECH, IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH, LIKE LITERALLY IN LITERATURE-IN-ENGLISH!"
SCHOOL CLOSED, ASSEMBLY TIME!
SKIT ENDED! MOVIE BEGINS!!!!
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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"
WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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