How come "uh wow uh, pawpaw, men, y'all" turned out to be "uwa wu pawpaw men, yo!": Read and what's your view
IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
THAT SNITCH IN THE PAST THAT TOLD YOU THAT "KARMA IS A BITCH" WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT "KARMA IS A FEMALE NOT THAT HE WAS SAYING THAT "KARMA IS A FEMAL DOG!"
REPORTING LIVE......
(IN REAL ENGLI-IGBO LANGUAGE) "UWA WU PAWPAW,MEN, YO" MEANS "THIS WORLD IS PAWPAW, MEN, BEG" OR "THIS WORLD JUMPED OVER/BATHED PAWPAW, MEN, BEG!"
TO THE USA CITIZENS WORLDWIDE, IS THIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE CORRECT?: "I AM ANNA MERRY CAN; A MERRY CAN!"
SOMEONE SAID!: "IF I SEE BAE, YOU, UH, YOU GO KNOW!"
BAE AND BABE AND MY WOMAN ARE ALL SAME MEANINGLESS ACRONYMS FOR "BABY!"
DO YOU KNOW THAT "SON WHO I BASH HER" TOLD ME THAT "ALL THE PRESIDENTS AROUND HIM AS HE DIED KNEW HIS WEAKNESSES, THEY WERE ALL HIS FRIENDS EXCEPT ME AND THAT I SHOULD NOT TRUST ANYBODY IN MY LIFE, THAT I COULD END UP LIKE HIM AS HE COULD SEE A VISION OF ME BEEN POISONED TO DIE IN THE FUTURE EVEN AS HE TOOK HIS LAST BREATH JUST TO COVER THIS TRUTH AND CLAIM HIS DEATH WAS UNOFFICIAL DEATH, AND THAT THOSE THEY WILL SEND TO KILL ME WILL NOT BE TOLD WHY THEY WERE ABOUT TO POISON ME AND THAT IF AND WHEN I SURVIVE THE FOOD POISONING OR TEA POISONING THAT I SHOULD KILL ALL THE PAST PRESIDENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT PLANNED IT VIA MY NORMAL VP OSAMA AND END IT ALL; YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL BABY, END IT ALL. THEY DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE I DO, THEY ARE ONLY SCARED OF YOU. SCARED. TIMID PEOPLE NOW SURVIVE WITHOUT ME AND HER!"
NNA, MEN, I THOUGHT THIS MAN SAID THAT I SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. WHICH ONE IS 'END IT ALL?'
AS IT IS, I HAVE ISSUES WITH TRUSTING PEOPE ESPECIALLY POLITICALLY EVEN IF I DID NOT BELIEVE HIM BACK THEN..
IN YEAR 1998 OR 1999 OR THERE ABOUT, I PERSONALLY FOUND OUT THAT A CERTAIN, NOW FORMER HEAD OF STATE WHO WAS FEARED WORLDWIDE EXCEPT BY ME AND MY CABAL WAS BUSY SPREADING "FAKE NEWS" THAT HE WAS DATING ME, FOR NO OTHER REASON BUT TO "RIDICULE ME" AROUND HIS CITIZENS AND WORLDWIDE. I CAUGHT HIM RED-HANDED SAYING RUBBISH TO ME ABOUT ME NOT KNOWING THAT IT WAS ME IN A VERY DISGUSTING WAY TO DISCREDIT ME AND MY CABAL MEMEBERS OF LEADERS AROUND THE GLOBAL WORLD. NOW, I KNEW JE ASKED FOR HIS DEATH AFTERALL HE WAS UNJUST AND HIS HEAD HAD BEEN ASKED FOR AND I WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LIKES TO GIVE A LAST CHANCE. THEN HE WAS FINALLY SENTENCED TO DEATH WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. NEWS SPREADING AROUND WAS THAT HE WAS LIKE ZIK THAT NEVER DIES. POISON CAN'T EVEN KILL HIM. IF HE IS HANGED, HE WILL NOT DIE. AS A PRESIDENT THAT HAS NEVER REALLY PERSONALLY TAKEN A LIFE, I TOLD HIM TAKE A SNIPER AND DRINK OR BE CUT INTO PIECES. GOD WAS WITH ME. HE WAS NOT SMART. IF HE HAD SAID CUT INTO PIECES HE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDED HIS BLOOD FOR IT WAS BAD BLOOD NOT INNOCENT BLOOD SO NOT EVEN EVIL PEOPLE COULD USE HIS BLOOD. HE QUICKLY DRANK THE POISON WITHOUT BEING FORCED. A TIMID MAN, I THOUGHT IS THIS THE "SON HEAT ARE BASH ARM" THAT HIS PEOPLE FEARED A LOT. NONSENSE. SO, SINCE HE DIDN'T DIE OF POISON AS PEOPLE SAID. I THINK I WAITED WITH A FEW OF MY CO,- PRESIDENTIAL CABAL MEMBERS AND HE DIED AFTER COUGHING OUT BLOOD. I LAUGHED AND ASKED, IS THIS A JOKE. IS HE NOT GOD AGAIN? ONE DAY FOR THE THIEF ANOTHER DAY FOR THE OWNER, RIDICULING ME LIKE I AM HIS AGE MATE JUST BECAUSE OF SECRET SERVICE OF THE GOVERNMENT. AM I HIS MATE? ANNOUNCE HIS DEATH AND BURY HIM WELL AS A PRESIDENT DESERVED, HE IS ALL FAKE. HIS FAKENESS KILLED HIM NOT US. HE DIDN'T BEG FOR AN ANTIDOTE EVEN IF THE ANTIDOTE WAS DESTROYED. THEN, SAYING, GO AND CONTINUE YOUR PRESIDENCY IN HEAVEN, THE OTHER PRESIDENTS AROUND THE WORLD THAT CAME WITHE JOINTLY LAUGHED AND SAID, "THIS ONE WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN, HE IS IN HELL!" SAYING, "THEN VERY WELL BURY HIM, I SMILED AND LEFT" AND THIS WAS THE FIRST DAY THAT PRESIDENCY DIDN'T MEAN A THING TO ME AGAIN, NOT BECAUSE OF ME OR THEM BUT BECAUSE OF HOW GREAT THAT MAN WAS AND HOW SMALL HE ENDED. THE WORLDWIDE GOVERNMENTS KILLED HIM. I REQUESTED FOR AMNESIA DRUGS IMMEDIATELY FOR I NEEDED TO FORGET THAT MAN, AND WAIT FOR THE JUDGEMENT OF GOD OF ME UNLEARNING ALL I KNEW AND LEARNING NEW THINGS. I TRUSTED GOD THAT INSTEAD OF ME AND MY VICE OR ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ENDING UP LIKE THAT. I WILL FOLLOW GOD TO THE LATER. NIGERIA FRIENDS TOLD ME TO FORGET ABOUT FAMILY THAT HEAVEN IS A "PERSONAL RACE" BECAUSE MY OWN IS THAT GOD HIMSELF SPPERED TO ME AS JESUS CHRIST THAT I SHOULD TAKE AMNESIA DRUGS AND START AGAIN, I SAID HOW, SUCH DRUGS SCARED. HE SAID WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT I WILL KNOW. GOD TOLD ME THAT IF I DIDN'T TAKE THAT AMNESIA DRUGS AND BECOME A CHILD AGAIN THAT LIFE WILL BE UNBEARABLE AND I WILL HAVE TO EAT GRASS LIKE THAT STUBBORN KING OF THE HOLY BIBLE. I TOLD GOD I HAD NO BIBLE. HE SAID THAT I SHOULD BELIEVE HIS WORD. HE SAID IN THESE LONG YEARS THAT IF I PASSED ALL HIS TEST AS I HAVE BEING JUDGING AND PENALIZING OTHERS ALL THIS WHILE THAT HE WILL BECOME MY MEMORY AND MY SHIELD. I ASKED WHAT ABOUT MY LARGE FAMILY, WILL I BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THEM. HE SAID SOME OF THEM DO NOT DESERVE ME AND THAT WHEN I RECOVER FROM THE AMNESIA, I WILL BE A WOMAN AND I WILL STILL IN RULE AND COMMANDING AND I WILL BE A PASTOR OF HIS CHURCH JUST LIKE TB JOSHUA OF THE SYNAGOGUE CHURCH OF ALL NATIONS. I LAUGHED AT GOD, GOD NEARLY SLAPPED ME. ME, A STAMMERER. GOD THEN TOLD ME THAT MOSES WAS A STAMMERER AND THAT AARON HELPED HIM. I STARTED STUDYING TB JOSHUA FOR A SHORT WHILE AND GAVE UP. HIS OWN NEWS WAS NOT EVEN BETTER THAN MINE. I PRAYED TO GOD BACK THEN, IS THIS TB JOSHUA NOT FROM FRYING PAN TO FIRE LIKE THIS, HE TURNED IN THE SHADOW AND LOOKED AT ME AND NOW HE LAUGHED AT ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. I TOLD GOD ALMIGHTY, "YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS, WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUS COME AND MEET ME AGAIN AND CALL ME FOR THE MISSIONARY JOURNEY, BUT HOD THIS WILL BE SHAMEFUL IN FRONT OF MY CABINET, A WHOLE ME BEHAVING LIKE A POOR PASTOR." GOD THEN SAID THAT PASTOR TB JOSHUA HAD MONEY, I REPLIED THAT HE DEPENDED ON HIS CHURCH MEMBERS FOR FOOD,TITHES AND I PITIED HIM A LOT, WHAT IF THEY ASKED HIM FOR THEIR MONEY BACK ONE DAY. ALL DRESSED UP LIKE A RICH MAN BUT ALL SO POOR." HE SAID TB JOSHUA WILL DEVIATE BUT I WILL CALL HIM BACK TO MYSELF FOR HE IS MY SON. I WON'T LET HIM GO."
I ASKED GOD ALMIGHTY THAT WHAT ABOUT MY SECRET OF GAYISM EVEN IF I DIDN'T ENTER IT WILLINGLY, GOD THEN SAID THAT FOR THIS REASON, HE WILL PUT TB JOSHUA IN A SITUATION THAT HE WILL SIN AGAINST THE PEOPLE'S NATURAL BELIEFS AND IF HE SURVIVES IT BEFORE HIS DEATH AND HIS CHURCH REMAINS TILL HE DIES THEN YOUR OWN CHURCH WILL REMAIN TILL YOUR END WHICH MIGHT NOT EVEN HAPPEN. I JOKED WITH GOD ALMIGHTY, "ARE YOU ON WEED RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU ALSO ON WEED I COULD ARREST YOU!" AND AFTER MY CHIT-CHAT WITH GOD WHO SAT BESIDE ME, I REALIZED THAT HE WAS NOT AS STERN AS THE WAY THOSE PASTORS WHO CONDEMNED ME UNJUSTLY WERE AND SINCE THEN I KNEW THAT "WHAT MAN CANNOT SEE; GOD SEES! WHAT TRUTH MAN DOES NOT KNOW, GOD KNOWS!"
I QUIETLY STUDIED THE BIBLE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE BUT MY TIME HAD NOT COME BACK THEN, I REMEMBER THINKING AND PRAYING TO GOD, "SHOULD I BE PRAYING FOR THIS YOUNG MAN'S DEATH JUST SO I COULD OPEN MY OWN CHURCH, AND SO, AS THE PRESIDENT OF USA, I INVITED HIM TO HEAR ABOUT GOD DIRECTLY FROM HIM EVEN IF I HAVE PHYSICALLY MET GOD PERSONALLY. I REMEMBER THAT BACK THEN MY LATE DAD SAID THAT NO ONE CAN SEE GOD. THEN , WHEN MY CHURCH DID NOT HAPPEN AND TB JOSHUA DID NOT DIE I LOST FAITH IN OPENING A NEW CHURCH AND SO I JOINED MY LATE DAD IN THE ONE HE WENT TO SECRETLY LEARNING PASTORING ON MY OWN WATCHING HOW THEY PREACHED. THEN WITH THE AIDE OF MORE AMNESIA MEDICINES TO FORGET MY ENCOUNTERS WITH GOD ALMIGHTY WHICH MADE ME LOOK LIKE A LIAR. I FORGOT TB JOSHUA, I FORGOT THE ANOINTING OF GOD UPON MY HEAD, 32 YEARS AND MORE HAS GONE. THE CHURCH OPENED LAST YEAR.
OAT OF SECRECY BUO UNU FANCHA EBA ANWA! LET ME TELL YOU NOW THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT OF GOD HAS HELPED ME TO REMEMBER AN INSTANT WHEN ZIK, THAT IS, NNAMDI AZIKIWE SPIRIT WAS INVOKED BY ME USING THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY BACK THEN BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO PROVE MY PASTORAL GIFT TO MY FELLOW PRESIDENTS BOTH NEW ONES AND OLD ONES. I CALLED THE NAME OF JISOS CHRIST AND ZIK APPEARED BUT THEY ALL SEEMED TO KNOW HIM IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY AND I TOLD HIS SPIRIT THAT HE SHOULD AVOID ACTING CULTISM FILM BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS ACCUSED OF IN HIS FORMER LIFE BEFORE HE TURNED AND HE AGREED JUST TO BE ALIVE. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE FORGOT MY WARNING, I THINK I SAW HIM ACT OCCULT FILM SO WELL, I WAS SHOCKED. I LAUGHED AND A VOICE TOLD ME THAT THEY HAVE GOTTEN TO HIM, HIS ENEMIES. I MADE A MISTAKE WITH ZIK BACK THEN, INVOKING HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WITH MY NEW CHILD-LIKE HEART BACK THEN. I LEARNT FROM THAT EXPERIENCE NEVER TO SHOW OFF POWER OF GOD BESTOWED ON YOU UNLESS IF TRULY NECESSARY. IF SOMEBODY DON'T WANT TO REPENT, LEAVE THE PERSON LET HIM/HER TO DIE IN THE SIN, THEN, I WAS LIKE WHY DID GOD CALL ME TO BE A PASTOR. GOD SAID THAT THE NAME OF THE THING THAT I AM CALLED FOR IS LIKE THEM PETER OF JESUS IN THE BIBLE AND THE REST, EHN, I THINK I WAS LIKE , EVEN JUDAS ISCARIOT FOLLOW? GOD NO TALK, HIM JUST SHAKE HEAD, LIKE I WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE COMEDIAN. RIGHT THERE AND THEN I REALIZED AGAIN THAT THE PROBLEM WAS NOT ME, BUT THAT IF JISOS CHRIST COULD LAUGH AT WHAT I SAID WITHOUT EVEN PLANNING TO BE FUNNY THEN WHY WERE MY CO-PRESIDENTS SO NOW UPTIGHT ABOUT WHAT I SAY. GOD TOLD ME IT WAS "JEALOUSY OF THE FACT THAT I AM NOW A REPENTANT SOUL THAT TALKS OF GOD OPENLY WITHOUT FEAR AND/OR FAVOUR. I ASKED GOD, WHICH ONE IS "AND/OR", DO YOU MEAN "ANNUL," HE EXPLAINED IT WELL AND SAID THIS YOUR BRAIN THAT THEY HAVE WASHED HAS FINISHED YOU. TAKING AMNESIA DRUG OR INJECTION TO FORGET THINGS TO START AFRESH, NOT TO GET HIGH, CAN MAKE PEOPLE CALL YOU, "WASHED BRAIN" OR "YOU HAVE BEEN BRAIN-WASHED!" GOD TOLD ME I USED TO UNDERSTAND ALMOST ALL THE LANGUAGES OF THE WORLD AND EVEN SPIRITUAL LANGUAGES BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PLANNED ME WELL AND WASHED OFF ALL MY SPIRITUAL GODLY INCANTATIONS ALONGSIDE THE PHYSICAL MEMORIES. ENEMIES DEY OH, CHAI, ENEMIES I JUST CANNOT BOW. NEVER. I AM A PRESIDENT. NOT JUST OF ONE COUNTRY BUT AN INTERCONTINENTAL PRESIDENT WITH A LOTS OF PRESIDENTS UNDER ME WHETHER TOLD OR UNTOLD. I HAVE FULLY RECOVERED, GOD IS WITH ME. DO YOU REALISE WHY I BEAR "CHISOM" WHICH MEANS "GOD IS WITH ME!" THIS IS THE ONLY TRUSTING REASON I WENT ON THE JOURNEY SUGGESTED BY JISOS SO THAT I WILL LIVE TO SEE ALL MY ENEMIES SUFFER SHAME AND DEFEAT AND THAT ALL THEY ARE HIDING WILL BE DISCOVERED AND PEOPLE WILL SHAME THEM WORLDWIDE AND OSAMA WILL BE APOLOGISED TO BY THEM PUBLICLY AS AT THAT TIME. OSAMA, I HOPE YOUR HANDS ARE STILL ON DECK AS USUAL AND STILL CLEAN LIKE BEFORE. IF YES, WAIT, GOD STILL REMINDS ME TODAY THAT GOD WILL REQUEST OF THOSE WHO BETRAYED YOU TO APOLOGISE PUBLICLY, DEAD OR ALIVE.
PROMINENT ACTOR, DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT 30 YEARS BACK WHEN I WAS ASKING YOU YOUR NAME, AFTER INVOKING YOU, YOU KEPT TELLING ME, YOUR NAME NO ONE REALLY KNEW AND THE PRESIDENTS ALSO HEARD IT ALL, THEY CLAIMED YOU WERE NOW POWERLESS AND CAN NOW BE KILLED ANYHOW AND SO YOU WERE OF NO USE TO THEM TO JOIN THEIR MEETINGS. THEY SAID THAT THE ZIK THEY KNEW COULD NOT BE INVOKED BY ANYONE BUT I GOT YOU BY THE NAME ABOVE EVERY OTHER NAME JISOS. THEY TRIED EVERY OTHER MEANS BEFORE ME, AND GOT NOTHING, BUT JISOS CHRIST BROUGHT YOU TO ME. I WAS SCARED THAT I KILLED YOU AND FEARED GOD MORE HENCEFORTH. IF I WERE THOSE PEOPLE TO DEFEAT ME AND YOU, I WOULD HAVE TRULY JOINED JISOS HEAVENLY GROUP BUT INSTEAD THEY REACHED OUT TO YOU INDIRECTLY OR WAS IT EVEN DIRECTLY AND ASKED YOU TO ACT OCCULT MOVIE THAT I WARNED YOU AGAINST, YOU NOW WENT TO DESCRIBE ME AS "GOD SENT." THOSE PEOPLE DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT AT THAT TIME THAT ANY PRESIDENT OF ANY COUNTRY CANBEA GOD SENT BUT I WAS REALLY A GOD SENT, I TOLD YOU WHAT I HEARD TO TELL YOU, AND SO WHEN THEY CAME LIKE THAT, GOD SAID ACTING OCCULT WILL HELP YOU BRING PEOPLE TO GOD JUST LIKE PETE BROUGHT PEOPLE TO GOD WITH IT AND THAT IF I BE GOD I SHOULD STAY LOW KEY AND YOU WOULD BE PROTECTED. ABEG MY GUY, YOUR SMALL PICKIN GOD SENT IS TELLING YOU "PROTECT YOURSELF" ZIK OR NO ZIK, BUT NOW USE THAT GODLY POWER PUBLIC. BEG GOD TO TELL YOU MORE ABOUT IT. I DID NOT SAY TELL GOD AS ALL THESE 2024 PASTORS WILL SAY, I SAID, "BEG GOD TO TELL YOU MORE ONE HOW TO ACT MORE OF THESE OCCULT FILMS WITH PETE AND YOUR OTHER ELITE ACTORS. GOD SAYS, THE DIE IS CAST FOR EVERYONE SO FIGHT FOR YOUR SOULS.
ALLALAIA SOMEBODY! AMEN, AMEN!
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