(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
WHO SAID "NO MORE JESUS?" WHY ARE YOU SAYING, "NO MORE JISOS CHRIST?": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW
D.C.C.G.
IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)
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JESUS SAYS WE SHOULD ALL SING!: "CREATE IN ME A CLEAN HEART AND PURIFY ME; JUST PURIFY ME! CREATE IN ME A CLEAN HEART SO THAT I MAY WORSHIP YOU! CAST ME NOT AWAY FROM THY PRESENCE! TAKE NOT THY SPIRIT FROM ME SO THAT I MAY WORSHIP YOU! SO THAT I MAY WORSHIP YOU!"
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF 'DESSERT' AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF 'FINAL YEAR PROJECT?'
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF 'DESERT' AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF 'NOT EVEN PLANTS GROW THERE?'
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'A SCHOOL DROP OUT' AND A 'SCHOOL GRADUATE?'
IS IT 'YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT YOU WENT TO SCHOOL' OR IS IT 'YOU EVIDENTLY WENT TO SCHOOL?'
NOW, IS IT "BURNT" OR "BURNING!"
SING AGAIN!: "SO THAT I MAY WORSHIP YOU, SO THAT I MAY WORSHIP YOU!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
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IN BENIN REPUBLIC, WHAT'S THE MEANING WHEN AN EVIL BEING DRESSED IN WHITE WRAPPER SAYS IN THE PUBLIC WHILE FAKING TEARS IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM!: "TANTA, TANTA, TANTA AJU, FROM TODAY, I REJECT MY SISTER, MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!"
SOMEBODY SAID!: "THAT'S POVERTY REJECTING YOU!"
NOW, LET'S PRAY: "ANY EVIL FROM MY FAMILY OR FROM SOMEONE I TOOK CLOSE TO ME AND/OR MY HEART, BURN BY THE FIRE OF THE HOLY GHOST IN JISOS/JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY NAME THAT I HAVE PRAYED. AMEN!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
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TEACHER: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM!"
A STUDENT: "IT IS INVESTIGATING JOURNALISTS!"
TEACHER: "I MEAN, WHAT IS THE REAL MEANING OF INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM?"
ALL THE CLASS STUDENTS ON THE ASSEMBLY GROUND BUILDING/HOUSE: "IT ISN'T INVESTIGATING JOURNALISTS!"
TEACHER EASED AND LEFT THE CLASS AND HIT THE CLASS DOOR SO HARD THAT THE HEART OF ONE OF THE STUDENT POPPED OUT BECAUSE THAT WAS TOO HARD FOR HIS AGE. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO HIT THE DOOR SO HARD BECAUSE HE IS ONLY BUT A CHILD IN THAT ASPECT WHILE THE FEMALE TEACHER IS AN EXPERT.
GOD SENT ME! HOPE MY STORY MAKES SOME SENSE TO SOMEBODY SOME DAY BECAUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS MADE ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT NO MATTER HOW YOU GO AROUND LEARNING, YOU ARE STILL A LEARNER FOR WHERE I DEY BECAUSE HE HAS MADE ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE IT IN ME. STOP PERCHING AROUND, COME AND SEE THAT THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY IS GOOD!
ALLALAIA? ALLALAIA!
HAGELIELUYA? HAGELIELUYA!
PEAK, IT'S IN ME; SO, PICK ME LIKE PEAK MILK FOR IT'S IN ME! MY ONE HAND STILL DEY PAIN ME SHA BUT I BELIEVE GOD!
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
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HAPPY SKIT MAKING (MOVIE DIRECTOR BEGINS)
SOMEONE SAY: "ELI ELI LAMASABACHTANI!"
ANOTHER PERSON SAY!: "IT SHALL BE PERMANENT!"
ANOTHER SAY!: "WHAT THE LORD HAS DONE FOR ME, IT SHALL BE PERMANENTLY PERMANENT!"
SOMEBODY STILL SAY AGAIN!: "I CANNOT TELL IT ALL! SOUL HIGH, CAN'T SHOUT ALLELUIA!"
ANOTHER PERSON SAY!: "SO, I CAN SHOUT ALLELUIA, I CAN SHOUT ALLELUIA! I CAN SHOUT, BLAZE THE YOKE!"
THE OTHER PERSON SAY!: "WHERE ARE WE GOING TO!"
LET THE MARRIED WOMEN SING!: "I NO KNOW! EXECUTIVE BOARD, UH, MEETING OH!"
ME, AS THE MOVIE DIRECTOR, I WILL NOW COME AND SAY!: "CHOIR DISMISSED!"
SKIT ENDED! I'M IN A HURRY TO HURRY OFF TO SOMEWHERE I WANNA CHECK THE KINDA VACCINE I TOOK! IS IT TRUE THAT 50% OF THOSE WHO TOOK THE COVID-19 WILL BE SEEING GREAT BEYOND SOON ACCORDING TO ONE CERTAIN SOMEBODY'S SCIENTIST!
CLAP YOUR HANDS! GIVE US A STANDING OVATION PLEASE! I SAY THE LORD HAS DONE IT FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY! THE LORD HAS DONE IT FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY!
THAT'S HOW THE REAL AUDIENCE NOW RAN OUT FROM THE FILM STADIUM TO LOOK FOR WHERE AND HOW EXACTLY THEY TOOK THE COVID-19 VACCINE.
THAT'S HOW THE COMEDY FILM STARTED OH, AND EVERYBODY IN THE "CINEMA HOUSE" CROSSED THEIR LEGS WITH THE POPCORN IN THEIR HANDS TO WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL COMEDY FILM BECAUSE THEY KNEW THAT THE FILM IS JUST TALKING RUBBISH AND BARBER-DASH FOR IT CANNOT HAPPEN "IN REAL LIFE OH!"
NOTE THAT (DISCLAIMER): "I JUST SAID WE SHOULD GO INTO COMEDY AGAIN IN OUR D.C.C.G. AND IF; I PROGRAMS BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE CRACKED REAL JOKES!
ALLALAIA SOMEBODY, AMEN!
KNOW THAT IT IS JUST A FILM, "SHEBI UNA DEY THERE WHEN DEM DEM SAY NO VACCINE, NO WORK!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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A YOUNG IGNORANT CHILD SAID AN OLD ADAGE GOES THUS!: "WHEN YOU USE LEG AND ENTER ANOTHER PERSON'S COUNTRY, THEN, YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT BUT WHEN YOU USE AEROPLANE, JET OR ANY OTHER FLYING THING TO ENTER INTO ANOTHER PERSON'S COUNTRY, YOU ARE A LEGAL MIGRANT!"
PLEASE OH, I AM ONLY BUT A 'CHILD' OF GOD!
IS IT "DOER" OR "DEAR" OR "DARE" OR "DARER?"
IS IT "YOUR" OR "YEAH" OR "YEA?"
IS IT "20:20" OR "20/20" OR "2020?"
IS IT "SAW AS IN PAST TENSE OF SEE" OR "SAW WHICH IS THE MACHINE/APPARATUS FOR CUTTING WOODS?"
SO, SOMEBODY SANG BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN CALLING HIM "STUPID" SINCE FOR SERVING JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST! HE SANG OUT: "YES, I'M IN LOVE OH, I AM STUPIDLY IN LOVE WITH JISOS/JESUS!"
THIS SONG MEANS: "I DON'T GIVE A HOOT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME, I'M IN LOVE SIMPLY MEANS THAT I AM IN LOVE!"
NOW, IS IT "HOT" OR "HOODS" OR "HUT" OR "HOOT!"
THAT SONG ALSO CAN MEAN LITERALLY: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "ONYIWEM NE WE YA, YA BIKO WEBUO YA, SELENCE! OSU KOSU NWA NPI YA BIKO SUBUO YA SELENCE!" WHICH MEANS (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "ANYONE WHO HAS ANGER AGAINST ME, IT SHOULD PLEASE ANNOY/ANGER/VEX HIM/HER MORE, EASILY/JUST LIKE THAT! LET THE FUMING ANGER/ANNOYANCE OF A PIGLET/LITTLE PIG/THE CHILD OF A PIG SUPPRESS HIM/HER TO DEATH EASILY/JUST LIKE THAT!"
FREE SPEECH: REMEMBER Y'ALL, FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREE SPEECH OH!!!!!
ALLELUIA SOMEBODY! LOVE JISOS OH; DON'T LET THE VEX OF PEOPLE AGAINST YOU SUPPRESS YOUR LOVE FOR GOD ALMIGHTY, INSTEAD, LET THE LOVE OF JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST IN YOUR HEART CONTINUE TO VEX THEM TO THEIR HORRIBLE END! SELENCE!
MY VISION OF THE DAY GOES TO OUR AWARD WINNING DARLING "ELON REEVE MUSK!":
NOTE THAT: TO GET THIS INFO/INFORMATION BELOW, I NEARLY DIED TODAY BUT "NEARLY" CANNOT KILL A BIRD, HERE IS IT:-
JISOS SHOWED ME A BLACK-SKINNED/BLACK-COLOURED SMILING DOG, THEN COVERED THE FACE OF THIS DOG WITH AN AIR-TIGHT GOLDEN COLOUR WHITE-LIKE TRANSPARENT POLYTHENE SMALL BAG AND ASKED ME AS I STOOD OUTSIDE THE WOODEN DOOR OF HEAVEN WITH A WHITE CLOTHED MALE ANGEL STANDING ME PROPELLING ME NOT TO ENTER YET SO I WON"T DIE EVEN IF THE JISOS IN RED AND WHITE STANDING BESIDE THE DOG SAID I SHOULD ENTER THEN HE HAD TO INVOKE MY SPIRIT INTO HEAVEN WHEN I REFUSED USING HEAVENLY LANGUAGE THAT SOUNDED MEXICAN/FRENCH, BUT BEFORE HE CALLED ME IN, HE ASKED ME!: "WHAT IS THE DOG'S NAME?"
THEN, MY SPIRIT SPOKE OUT FROM WITHIN ME, THROUGH MY MOUTH OPENING, I SAID!: "WATCHMAN DOG!"
THEN JISOS IN RED SAID THEY CALL SUCH A DOG, "BABALAWO" ON EARTH!
SO, AS JISOS IN RED ATTIRE TOOK ME TO HEAVEN AND SAID IN WRITING "IN THE BLUE AND WHITE CLOUDS!": "WE WANT TO WAR THE EARTH FROM HEAVEN!"
SO, WHEN HE TOOK ME FURTHER; I SAW ONE OF THE JISOS, THAT IS, "ONE OF A MEN" THAT I KNOW VERY WELL AS ANTS ON THE FLOOR/GROUND OF HEAVEN, THEN I STARTED SHOUTING AS THEY NOW STARTED SMILING BECAUSE OF MY SHOUT, I KEPT SHOUTING!: "EH OLUWA! EH OLUWA! IT'S ME! IT;S ME!"
THEN WHEN WE REACHED A ONE-STOREY BUILDING HOUSE IN "HEAVEN" THAT WAS WELL NEATLY PLASTERED BUT UNPAINTED AND WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT MALE VOICES TALKING IN THE HOUSE, AS I KEPT SHOUTING "IT;S ME! IT'S ME!", JISOS IN THE RED AND WHITE ATTIRE NOW SMILINGLY AND FUNNILY MOTINIONED ME WITH HIS RIGHT HAND TO DIRECT ME TO PASS THROUGH THE OTHER SIDE AND NOT ENTER THE ONE STOREY BUILDING FILLED WITH DIFFERENT JISOS A MEN, THAT WAS HOW I SAW MYSELF INSIDE MY BODY IN THE SAME SHORT GOEN BROWN AND BLACK ATTIRE I ALSO WORE TO HEAVEN, I FOUND MYSELF ON EARTH AGAIN, ALLELUIA, ALLAIAIA SOMEBODY. ALL THIS HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON IN MY BED WERE I SLEPT IN THE LORD'S VINEYARD DATED: WEDNESDAY, 10TH OF JANUARY, 2024.
NOW AS JISOS SAYS, MY NEW NAME NOW IS "BABALAWO APOSTLE RICHNWANKWO VICTORIA CHISOM" AND WARNING TO MY HATERS, BY THE WAY, "IF YOU TRY ME AGAIN, YOU WILL HEAR FROM HEAVEN; I THINK YOU KNOW "SOLDIER ANTS," THAT LOOKS LIKE SWARM OF BEES/PLENTY BEES, THEY SHALL VISIT YOU IN PLENTY IN YOUR HOUSE! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!
MY BROTHER FREE SPEECH PLEASE! EVERYBODY FREE SPEECH ABEG! FREE SPEECH IS A VERY IMPORTANT AND VITAL THING IN THIS LIFE BUT DON'T MISUSE FREE SPEECH! EVERYBODY SAY FREE SPEECH PLEASE! FREE SPEECH!
GOOD NEWS: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I AM NOW A BABALAWO ON EARTH ORDAINED BY EASTER SEASON JISOS OF A MEN, THAT IS A WATCHMAN DOG ON EARTH! I HAVE GRADUATED AGAIN OH IN "THE SCHOOL OF HEAVEN" SOMEBODY SHOUT ALLALAIA EH; ALLAH LE ANYA! EH ALLELUIA; HALIRELUYA! AMIN! I'M INSIDE, AMIN SIR! SOMEBODY SHOUT HALIRELUYA ABEG, ALLALAIA EH!
NOW I ASK, "WHO IS ON THE LORD'S SIDE? I WANT TO KNOW! I AM ON THE LORD'S SIDE!"
SO, EHN, GOD SAID THAT I SHOULD TELL"ELON REEVE MUSK" THAT "THE BLUE AND WHITE" SHAPED WORLD HE DISCOVERED RECENTLY WITH THAT HIS SPACE SHIP IS "HEAVEN, THE REAL HEAVEN" AND NOT MARS" AND THAT ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS, OH, HE USED IS HEAVEN'S WAY OF CALCULATION, OH AND NOT MARS!"
I COULD HAVE TOLD "REEVE" PRIVATELY BUT I JUST SAID THAT I SHOULD HELP HIM TO ANNOUNCE IT SO THAT ANYBODY THAT INSULT ME THAT I AM LYING WILL HEAR FROM HEAVEN! SIMPLE! SELENCE!
MOREOVER, PLEASE I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE NOW!
NOW TO TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT, INTERPRETE THESE STATEMENTS PLEASE WITHIN THE CONTEXT!:
(1) IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY!
(2) YOU ARE GONNA HEAR IT!
(3) DEAR ELON, IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT, THE MONEY SPENT IS NOT A WASTE, YOU DISCOVERED "HEAVEN" PHYSICALLY THROUGH SPIRITUAL MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS/CALCULATIONS AND THAT'S A PLUS IN A "SANE SOCIETY!"
(4) DEAR ELON, ENOCH IN THE HOLY BIBLE ENTERED HEAVEN WITH HIS BODY AND SOUL, HE DID NOT COME BACK TO EARTH AT ALL AT ALL, PLEASE DON'T ENTER INTO THAT BLUE AND WHITE ROUND SPHERICAL SHAPED PLACE OH, IT'S HEAVEN OH! LET PEOPLE HELP ME TO BEG YOU! MARS IS A DIFFERENT PLACE BUT THAT BLUE AND WHITE ONE IS HEAVEN, BE CAREFUL MAKE DEM NO PUSH YOU, PUSH YU ENTER HEAVEN BEFORE YOUR TIME THROUGH PHYSICAL MEANS WHEN EVERYONE EXCEPT ENOCJH OF THE HOLY BIBLE HAS BEING GOING THROUGH SPIRITUAL MEANS! THAT BLUE AND WHITE PLACE NO FOLLOW OH!
(5) BUT, IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME, BY GOD'S HEAVENLY GRACE, WE SHALL ALL MAKE IT TO HEAVEN AT THE APPOINTED RIGHT TIME OF GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN IN JISOS NAME! AMEN!
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IS IT "COME MORTH" OR "COMMOT!"
IS IT "TWITCH THE GROUP" OR "SWITCH IN GROUPS TO OTHER GROUPS?"
(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OMEKEGO" MEANS "THE ONE THAT DOES LIKE/BEHAVES LIKE/ACTS LIKE MONEY" OR "THE ONE THAT DOES AND SHARES MONEY" OR "WHEN IT'S TIME, HE/SHE SHARES MONEY" OR "THE ONE THAT WHEN IT HAPPENS, HE/SHE SHARES MONEY" OR "OH, DO LIKE/BEHAVE LIKE/ACT LIKE MONEY" OR "OH, DO/GET READY AND SHARE MONEY!"
TO ALL THE MONEY SHARERS IN THE HOUSE 🏠!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "WAN" MEANS "JUST DISAPPEAR/DISAPPEARS" OR "JUST FIND(S) YOUR/HIS/HER SQUARE ROOT" OR "JUST RUN/RAN/RUNS AWAY!"
IGBO CLASS MEMBERS, ANSWER THIS QUESTION! (BECAUSE EVEN KINDERGARTEN CAN ANSWER IT): WHAT IS THE FULL MEANING OF "OMEKEGO WAN 'OF/OFF NIGERIA'?"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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IS IT "VILLA" OR "VILLAGE" OR "VILLA AGE?"
QUESTION FOR ALL (HOME WORK/ASSIGNMENT):
"WE WERE BORN TO 'READ AND LOOK,' THEY CALLED US 'ONLOOKERS' BUT OTHERS WERE BORN TO 'WRITE AND LOOK,' THEY WERE STILL CALLED 'ONLOOKERS,' WHO WERE BORN TO 'READ AND WRITE'?"
THE BASIC 5 COMMON ENTRANCE FEMALE STUDENT NOW ANSWERED WITH 'A QUESTION TOO?': 'ON, LOOK, ASS!' SCHOOL TEACHER, UNCLE, MY OWN QUESTION IS THAT IN THIS 'GREEN WHITE GREEN FLAG,' WHAT IF IT MEANS 'WHITE MEN SURROUNDED BY ONLY 'GREEN PLANTS AND WEEDS' BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WEEDS ARE ALSO GREEN IN COLOUR BUT ARE NOT EDIBLE, THAT IS CANNOT BE EATEN, HERE IN NIGERIA, WHICH CAN MEAN THAT WHITE MEN CAN BE THE 'INTERMEDIARY LINK' BETWEEN THE GREEN PLANTS (THE GOD FEARING ONES) AND WEEDS,' THAT IS,
WHERE,
🗾 GREEN-> FOR GREEN PLANTS.
🌫️ WHITE-> FOR WHITE MEN WHO DEAL IN 'HOLTICULTURE' AND GENERAL PLANT FARMING!
🗾 GREEN-> FOR WEEDS
THANK YOU SIR FOR THIS QUESTION I ANSWERED AND GOD BLESS YOU.
THE MALE TEACHER LAUGHED AT THE COMEDIAN FUNNY STUDENT 'ANSWER SCRIPT', MARKED IT 'ZERO (0)' AND WROTE ON THE ANSWER SCRIPT: "SEE ME LATER IN MY OFFICE FOR YOU NEED SOME FLOGGING!"
(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ABOUT SEX, PLEASE AND PLEASE BE RIGHTEOUS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME, YES I SAID IT, COME AND FLOG ME WITH YOUR CANE MY MR RIGHT! ALWAYS RIGHT!)
NOW FOR MY OWN STUDENTS AND APOSTLES, BASIC MORAL LESSON OF THIS SHORT STORY + PIDGIN LANGUAGE CLASS FOR WHITE PEOPLE AS SHOWN BELOW (NOTE PLEASE, SETTLE THE ISSUE BETWEEN WEEDS AND GREEN PLANTS HERE): MY QUESTION GOES LIKE THIS, "WHEN A BOSS SAYS 'OFF AM' TO 'A PERSON HOLDING A COCKED GUN FULLY LOADED WITH DEADLY BULLETS INSIDE IT' AT 'THE HEAD AND BODY OF ANOTHER PERSON,' WHAT IS THE "HOLDER OF IT,' I MEAN, 'THE HOLDER OF THAT PARTICULAR GUN DESCRIBED ABOVE' SUPPOSE TO DO? 'OFF THE GUN' OR 'KILL THE PERSON WITH IT'?
BY THE WAY, SOMEBODY SAY THIS PRAYER FOR YOUR BELOVED HUSBAND THAT HAS BEEN SERVING YOU WELLA WELLA!: "HOLY GHOST FIRE FIRE UP MY HUSBAND TO CONTINUE EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT HE DID THE LAST TIME WE DID! AMEN AND AMEN! I REJECT ANY SPIRIT OR STRAY DOGS THAT WILL SOON OR MAY LEAD HIM TO LESS PERFORMANCE! HOLY GHOST FIRE!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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IS IT "JOB OPORTUNITIES" OR "JOBS ONLINE" OR "JOBS, ON LIE" OR "JOBS, ALL LIE!"
IS IT "MILD TURNS" OR "MILD POINT" OR "MAN TOPS" OR "MILD THOUGHTS" OR "MAT, TURNS" OR "MILDLY TOP!"
IS IT "MADLY IN LOVE" OR "IN, LOVELY!"
IS IT "IT IS A JOB, BAB" OR "WHO IS A JOB, BARBER" OR "WHAT IS JOB, BYE BYE?"
AO, A SCHOOL TEACHER WANTS SAID IN FRONT OF. STUFFY SS1 CLASSROOM OF ALL FEMALES ND ONE BOY CALLED "JOB" JUST LIKE RICH JOB IN THE HOLY BIBLE!: "I NEED A BLOW JOB!"
THEN ALL THE FEMALE STUDENTS STARTED LAUGHING WHILE LOOKING T HIS THING IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS. WHEN HE UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY UNDERSTOOD, HE QUICKLY RE-ADDRESSED THE YOUNG BOY JOB, BY SAYING!: "THE CLASS IS TOO HOT AND STUFFY, PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOWS WIDER SO THAT BREEZE CAN ENTER WELL TO BLOW ME HERE AND NOW!"
JOB FELL ON THE GROUND AND STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY, SHOUTING!: "I COVER MY YANSH/NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF JISOS. THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST! I COVER MY YANSH/NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. THE BLOOD OF JISOS CHRIST!"
NOW, LET ME ASK AGAIN, AGAIN!: IS IT "AWUF NO GREE DEM NAW" OR "OMO, THEY DON REACH HEADLINE NOW!"
SO, ONCE UPON. TIME, TIME!
A LITTLE CLUELESS BOY STARTED SINGING, WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING YORUBA LANGUAGE, HE SANG TO THE BRBER WHO CAME TO GIVE HIM HOME SERVICE!: "BARBER, BARBER, BARBER OH, BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER DUPE EARTH BARBER! BARBER, BARBER, BARBER OH, BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER OH! A SHAVE OH BARBER! BARBER DUPEST, BARBER!"
SO, HIS RICH STEP-MOM DECIDED TO CORRECT HIM BECAUSE SHE STUDIED YORUBA LANGUAGE IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE SANG!: "BABA, BABA, BABA O, BABA! BABA OH! ESE O BABA! BABA O! ESE O BABA! AWA DUPE BABA! BABA, BABA, BABA O, BABA! BABA OH! ESE O BABA! BABA O! ESE O BABA! BABA DUPE BABA!" WHICH MEANS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE "FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD O, FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! WE ALL ARE GRATEFUL/THANKFUL FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD, FATHER/DAD O, FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD OH! YOU DID IT/THANK YOU FATHER/DAD! FATHER/DAD BE GRATEFUL/THANKFUL FATHER/DAD!"
LET ME ASK FOR THE SECOND AND LAST TIME: IS IT "NICE WORK, ZERO BATTERY?"
IS IT "LOVELY STONE" OR "LOVE IS STORY" OR "LOVE HIM STORY?"
SCHOOL TEACHER CONTINUES!: "250 SECONDS! HOW MANY MINUTES MAKES 250 SECONDS!"
THE FEMALE STUDENT WHO ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY WAS ALSO THINKING OF BLOW JOB WITH HIM ALONGSIDE WHAT THE BOY "JOB" THOUGHT HE WAS ASKING FOR AND SINCE THE GIRL WAS SO INTRIGUED BY SAKE OF PROVIDENCE SHE ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY!: "4.1 MINUTES SIR! WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!"
SO, THE TEACHER SAID!: "YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE "FOUR IN ONE" BRAIN, HOW INTELLIGENT!"
JOB, THE YOUNG STRAIGHT BOY SAID(EVEN IF IT WAS NOT HIM THE SCHOOL TEACHER WAS TALKING TO): "GOD FORBID BAD THING! THAT'S BRAIN TUMOR SIR!"
THEN THE TEACHER TALKED TO HIM DIRECTLY AND SAID!: "DON'T BE SILLY, I DON'T BE SILLY, I DON'T MEAN PHYSICALLY; IT'S A FIGURATIVE SPEECH, IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH, LIKE LITERALLY IN LITERATURE-IN-ENGLISH!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
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GOOD MORNING!: "MORNING" MEANS "IT IS BECOMING A MORN," OR "ARE YOU MORNING," LIKELY A NEW MORN OR MAYBE THE USUAL MORN, SO, WHEN YOU SAY "GOOD MORNING" TO SOMEONE OR ANYBODY AT ALL, IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT THE TYPE MORN OR MORNING THAT IS HAPPENING IS GOOD, THAT IS, THE MORNING IS GOOD OR WISHING THE PERSON LUCK THAT THE PERSON WILL HAVE A "MORNING THAT IS GOOD!"
GOOD EVENING!: "EVENING" MEANS "MAKING THINGS EVEN" BECAUSE THIS IS THE TIME TO BALANCE AFTER THE NOON AND MORN IS OVER! SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY IT IS TIME TO DO YOUR OWN BACK SO THAT THE THING WILL BALANCE! SO WHEN YOU SAY "GOOD EVENING" TO SOMEONE OR ANYONE, IT SIMPLY MEANS "YOU ARE WISHING THE PERSON LUCK THAT THE BALANCING/EVENING OF THAT PERSON WILL BE GOOD OR CONGRATULATING THE PERSON ON BALANCING/EVENING WELL!"
GOOD AFTERNOON!: "AFTERNOON" MEANS "THE TIME AFTER NOON E.G. 12:01PM SINCE "NOON" ITSELF IS EXACTLY "12:00PM" AT ANY PLACE AROUND THE WORLD! SO, WHEN YOU SAY TO SOMEONE OR ANYONE AT ALL, AT ALL, "GOOD AFTERNOON," IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT "IT/THINGS WILL BE GOOD AFTER NOONTIME" OR EVEN, "WISHING THE PERSON LUCK THAT IT/THINGS WILL BE GOOD AFTER NOONTIME!"
QUESTIONS AND ANSWER
(1) DEFINE THE FOLLOWING:
(a) "good morn"
(b) "good even"
(c) "good noon"
(2) THEN, COMPARE YOUR ANSWER TO 1a, 1b, and 1c ABOVE TO SAYING THE FOLLOWING GREETINGS BELOW (2a, 2b and 2c) IN TERMS OF CONTEXT OF THE COMPREHENSIVE WRITE-UP/ARTICLE ABOVE AND ALSO IN TERMS OF THEIR INDIVIDUAL MEANINGS, MOST ESPECIALLY:
(a) "morn"
(b) "even"
(c) "noon"
ANSWERS (WHAT'S YOUR OWN ANSWER)
AS FOR ME, MY CANDID ANSWER IS THAT IN OUR "TODAY" LIFESTYLE NO.1 SPEAKER/GREETER/MOTIVATOR WILL BE TAKEN AS "STARK/STACK ILLITERATE" WHILE NO.2 SPEAKER/GREETER/MOTIVATOR "AN ARMY OFFICER, SECURITY MAN, BODY GUARD, POLICE OFFICER, NAVAL OFFICER ETC. OR ANY OTHER SECURITY PERSONNEL!
MY CHILDREN ALL OVER WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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THIS IS THE END OF TODAY'S PODCAST, IT'S NOT AS IF THIS IS ABOUT SEX EDUCATION AND HOW TO BALANCE SEXUAL LIFE WITH YOUR NORMAL SCHOOL WORK/DAILY ACTIVITIES MY DEAR VIEWERS ALL OVER THE WORLD/UNIVERSE BUT THE WAY I EXPLAINED THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN AT HOME AND SCHOOLS ABOUT SEX BEFORE THEY FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS AND BRING HOME "UNWANTED PREGNANCIES!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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(IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) RICE AND BEANS IS BETTER THAN JUNK FOOD! (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) CARRY YOUR PEOPLE ACROSS THE MAIN ROAD! ME, I NO GO CARRY YOU; MUMMY, WATER DEY FOR THERE!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW, MUSIC PLEASE
(IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) RICE AND BEANS IS BETTER THAN JUNK FOOD! (IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) CARRY YOUR PEOPLE ACROSS THE MAIN ROAD! ME, I NO GO CARRY YOU; MUMMY, WATER DEY FOR THERE!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW, MUSIC PLEASE
* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"
* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).
AS THE PERSON WAS SINGING THE TOPIC LYRICS ABOVE! HER MOTHER SHOUTED AT HER!: "WHO SAID THAT?"
SHE SHOUTED AGAIN!: "MUMMY'S WATER DEY FOR THERE! THANK GOD FOR VIRGIN MARY, THE HOLY MOTHER OF US ALL! THE MOTHER OF JISOS, THE LIVING WATER!"
SO, HER MOTHER NOW ADDED, "YOU HEADY GIRL SINCE YOU DECIDED TO SINCE OLDEN DAYS SONG AS IF YOU ARE NOW MY AGE MATE, I WILL NOW SING NEW RECENT DAYS SONG AS IF I AM YOUR AGE MATE SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THAT I'M WITH YOU TOO SPIRITUALLY!" AND THE SONG GOES THUS!: "WHO IS YOUR GUY, TARA RAN, TARA RAN, NA ONLY ME WALAHI, SEE AS WE DEY LIKE BEANS AND RICE, TARA RAN, TARA RAN! I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE! TARA RAN, TARA RAN!"
NOW I HUMBLY, PATIENTLY, AND PRESENTLY ASK!: "IS IT " I'VE MADE IT"OR "I'M NOW SUCCESSFUL?"
ISN'T IT "THANK GOD, I MADE IT" THEN?
AT THE EATERY, I MEAN, FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT!: "THE GIRL NOW ORDERED FOR THE 'CLIENT LIST' OF FOOD AND KEPT MUM, THAT IS, KEPT QUIET!"
THE YOUNGER SISTER NOW SAID!: "F.F.O. (FOR FOOD ONLY) INSTEAD OF YOU TO CONTINUE SINGING SO THAT ONLY ME CAN EAT WHATSOEVER WAS PRE-ORDERED IN THIS RESTAURANT, I THINK YOU CALLED IT EATERY BEFORE, F.F.O. LIKE YOU!"
THAT DAY, THE YOUNGER SISTER REALIZED THAT HER ELDER SISTER IS NOT THE TYPE THAT THEY REALLY REFER TO AS "LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER" BECAUSE "HOT SLAP" FOLLOWED THAT GIRL FROM THAT HER ELDER SISTER!
YOU, EHN, YOU LIKE GIST, THE SLAP WAS LITERALLY, THE WORDS OFHER ELDER SISTER WAS LIKE "A HOT SLAP ON THE FACE, A REAL HIT SLAP!"
QUESTION!:
"WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ELDER SISTER SAID OR SANG WITH HER MOUTH AS A HOT SLAP ON THE FACE OF HER YOUNGER SISTER, SHE EVEN DECIDED NOT TO EAT BECAUSE THAT WORD BELLE FULL HER WELLA PASS AS YOU TAKE THINK AM?"
SING ALONG PLEASE!: "ALLELUIA, FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT JIHOVAH REIGNETH! ALLALAIA, FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT, HE REIGNETH!"
(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"
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