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MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G.   IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SO, ONE WHITE MAN NOW SAID!: "YOU MEAN "WHO MOVED ADA," DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "ADA" IS AN ACRONYMN FOR "AERONAUTICAL DEVELOPMENT AGENCY!" ONE YORUBA MAN NOW SAID!: "OH YOU ARE WRONG, LET ME CORRECT YOU, WHERE I COME FROM "ADA IS AN AKO NAME FOR KNIFE, CUTLASSES, MACHETES!" THE ENGLISH MAN ASKED: "WHAT'S ADA, WHAT'S AKO?" THE YORUBA MAN SAID!: "ADA, AS I SAID, MEANS KNIVES, CUTLASS AND MACHETE" WHILE "AKO MEANS "WHYNING" OR "GUY! " THE IGBO WOMAN  SUPPORTED!: "LIKE WHEN YOU ARE DOING GUY!" THEN THE ENGLISH MAN SAID!...

🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D. C. C. G.   INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). 🀣 A CERTAIN JSS2 LEARNER/STUDENT ASKED HER CRK (CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE) SCHOOL TEACHER THIS QUESTION!: "IMAGINE IT IS YOU I AM REFERRING TO FOR A SECOND SIR, 'WHEN YOU STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY,' WHAT ARE YOU!" πŸ€£πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚ LOVE THIS, THE TEACHER SAID!: "THIEF, HIRED ASSASSAIN, AND HOODLUM!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ€£ THE STUDENT SAID!: "EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE DEVIL!" THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED! : "YOU GO COLLECT OH!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ SEE, EHN, SINCE THEN THE MEMORY OF THE 24 STROKES OF CANE WEY THE STUDENT COLLECT FROM THE CRK SCHOOL TEACHER DEY STILL GIVE AM ...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/the-difference-between-chef-and-cook-is.html THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). NOW I ASK: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "KING HEROD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW TESTAMENT PART OF THE HOLY BIBLE" AND "GOVERNOR HEROD TOWARDS THE END IF IT ALL!" ANSWER: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ITAN" MEANS "STORY" OR "TO DECEIVE" OR "TO BE WHYNING SOMEONE!" SOMEONE PASSING BY DID AS IF IT WAS NOT THE ANSWERER THAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND SHOUTED!: "EXCLAIM LATE, LATE, LATE TILL, OH, LEARN EXPLAIN LATE LATE LATE!" ONE FAT SENATOR NOW SHOUTED SMALL!: "OH ...

"I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/i-am-wierd-oh-girl-hurray-read-view-and.html "I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SKIT BEGINS!!!! ALLALAIA; AMEN! AM IN! πŸ’¦πŸ’›πŸ’› "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL; THE WAY!" πŸ’ŸπŸ’£πŸ’ž "JISOS/JESUS, THE WAY; GINGLE ALL OF THEM! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!" SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "SISTER, THIS BOMB WEY YOU DEY THROW UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS SINCE! NA WHO YOU HELP?" NA HIM I TALK!: "YOU DON TALK AM SEY THE PERSON WEY I HELP IS CALLED "WHO!" NOW I ASK!: IS IT "MANY HISSED, MUST" OR "MARY KISSED MUSK" OR "MANY TREASON MASSACRE" OR "MERRY CHRISTMAS" OR "MAY HE KISS MASK" OR "MAY, HE, CHRIST MOURNS!" ...

"FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/flare-up-fair-on-fare-hoard-in-fare.html "FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SO, SUDDENLY, ALL OF A SUDDEN; ONLY OF A SUDDEN FOR NOTHING TOOK TIME AND IT STARTED WITHIN A TWINKLING WINKING OF AN EYE, SO SOMEONE SAID: "YOU KNOW, GET SENSE; SHE HALF!" THE OTHER HEARD!: "YOU; NO; GET SEX! SHE HAVE!" NA SO "WERE" START TO DEY PLAN MARRIAGE! NOTE THAT, HERE "WERE" MEANS "MAD/CRAZY PERSON" IN YORUBA LANGUAGE! THEN ONE DAY, SOMEBODY ASKED: "ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?" THE MAN SAID: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE!" THE LADY IN QUESTION SHOUTED: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE WHERE; WERE WHEN?" T...

JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/jesus-christ-100-merry-christmas-in.html JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE D.C.C.G.   IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)   Men oh...  Merry Christmas out of my clear conscience and cosigned by my Lord Jisos. As a lover of Jisos Christ, one will wonder why all the fight against "ZEALOUS AND CALM CHRISTIANS HERE AND THERE." I think He has already died on the Cross of Calvary by the hands of some of the Israelites, His apostles immediately after His death suffered the same persercutions till their home calling. Home calling is like receiving a sudden phone call and rushing back to where you came from. It can also be receiving an email message or a phone call not too sudden but telling you to round off that time to come back home is so so time or even nearer than you were thinking but the main thing about home calling is the home itself.  Christians say their home is in Heaven, some English literate...

DADDY! JISOS, THE LIGHT; JESUS, THE DAY! NOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NOTHING REALLY FOR I THINK THERE IS NO MUCH DIFFERENCE HE IS OUR, AN/A MEN; I MEAN TO SAY, HE'S A MEN, THAT IS, DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE MAN, DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS DIFFERENT HEIGHT RANGE ETCETERA. I KNOW HE IS JUST ONE MAN ALL TOGETHER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/daddy-jisos-light-jesus-day-now-whats.html DADDY! JISOS, THE LIGHT; JESUS, THE DAY! NOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NOTHING REALLY FOR I THINK THERE IS NO MUCH DIFFERENCE HE IS OUR, AN/A MEN; I MEAN TO SAY, HE'S A MEN, THAT IS, DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE MAN, DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS DIFFERENT HEIGHT RANGE ETCETERA. I KNOW HE IS JUST ONE MAN ALL TOGETHER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). AS FOR ME, LET ME ASK YOU OH, OH!: IS THE QUESTION "IS THIS IN REAL LIFE?" OR "IS THIS REAL? LIFE!" THE MOVIE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER, APOSTLE CHISOM SKIT BEGINS: "LIGHT, CAMERA, ACTION!"  πŸ§‘πŸ’¬πŸ’£ SO, I GAVE MY TOPIC AND HE ANSWERED: "YOU DON DEY MAD ABI?" LET'S START WITH PRAISING GOD THAT IS ABOVE, AND GREA...

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER; YOU DEFAMED ME AND MADE ME GO FROM BEING "FAMOUS" TO BEING AN "UNPOPULAR DEMAND!" OH, YOU'VE DEFORMED ME, WHAT A DEFORMATION OF CAR RANKED HIGH!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/what-is-meaning-of-i-am-going-to-sue.html WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER; YOU DEFAMED ME AND MADE ME GO FROM BEING "FAMOUS" TO BEING AN "UNPOPULAR DEMAND!" OH, YOU'VE DEFORMED ME, WHAT A DEFORMATION OF CAR RANKED HIGH!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW HAPPY NEW MONTH TO MY IF; I NATION CONGREGATION! UMU D.C.C.G. EH, EH, EH! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!  IS IT πŸ“πŸ‡πŸ’ "DEFAMATORY" OR "DEAL AFFIRMATIVE! " ONE CERTAIN EMPLOYER WAS TRAINING HIS OWN EMPLOYEES AND HE SAID O THEM! : "THE LAW OF BUSINESS SAYS, 'SERVE MY CUSTOMER LIKE YOU OWN IT! OWN IT, OWN IT! " HE TOLD THEM! : "IF YOU DO THIS, 'I SHALL BE HEALED' FROM ALL THE PAINS YOU CAUSED ME BEFORE!' SO, SOME OF THEM THEM LIKE THE STORY OF THR SHARED TALENTS IN THE BIBLE BY THE MASTER, EXCEPT THIS TIME HE GAVE THEM THE SAME EQUAL RIGHTS! ...

"NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/11/na-you-dey-touch-walter-for-phone-water.html "NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). "MALES MAILS MAIZES, FEMALES FIN MAILS FIT MAILS SINCE!" πŸ’€πŸ’˜ SO, IS IT "MALES FADED BROWN TOP, BLACK SHORT KNICKER AND A BLACK FACE CAP LIKE OLDEN DAYS DRIVER; THE ALWAYS BLACKS IN ALL WAYS YOU PASS THROUGH" OR "A SHININV WHITE SUTAN AND A RED SPOTTED WITE HEAD TIE/GEAR TIED ROUND T...