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FIGHTING "CAT AND DOG" WHY FIGHT LIKE CATARACTS CATS AND RATS!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OMO YI TI YA WERE" MEANS "CHILD CHANGE/TURN AROUND, PUSH, BE MAD/CRAZY" OR "THIS CHILD HAS TURNED TO MAD/CRAZY PERSON" OR "THIS CHILD HAS SNAPPED MAD/CRAZY PERSON" OR "THIS CHILD HAS BECOME MAD/CRAZY PERSON!" IS IT "REBELLION" OR "REBELLIOUS" OR "REBEL LION!" IS IT "HOP RUINED BEN" OR "UPROOT BET!" ISN'T IT "LUST BET" OR IS IT "LORDS BELTS!" ISN'T IT "LOT; ABRAHAM" OR IS IT "RUTH; HANNAH" OR "TRUTH, HONOUR" OR "LOTS; A BRA, HAM! BURGER!" IS IT "EBENEZA EH" OR "WHO IS YOUNG, GUILE...

"COME ON MEN! COME ON 'BOARD MEN! I AM SINGLE, UHM, UH OR ME BORED! I AM; ONE GOD! I AM; SINGLE GOD! Three persons in ONE GOD ALMIGHTY!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). STORY BEGINS! NOTE THAT (DISCLAIMER)!: "HE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT; SHE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT BUT IT IS ME THAT DO IT!" STUDENT SAID!: "SIR IF YOU ARE NOT A 'HE' AND YOU ARE NOT A 'SHE' AND YOU DECIDED TO CALL YOURSELF AN 'IT' THEN YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL THEN!" ALL THE TEACHERS AROUND LAUGHED AT THE SCHOOL TEACHER BECAUSE IT WAS A DAY BEFORE "CHILDREN'S DAY!" SO, ON THE DAY BEFORE "TEACHER'S DAY!" STOLEN STOLE, WHO? STOREY! ONCE UPON A TIME! STORY!!!! THE STUDENTS WERE SO HAPPY TO LEARN A NEW STORY FROM THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER ...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/the-vision-real-story-happy-sunday.html THE VISION (REAL STORY)! HAPPY SUNDAY SERVICE!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). THE DESCRIPTION OF AN ARROW SHAPE🗨🎅🤶🚼〰🔺; THE CURVY SLIM/NARROW ROAD/PATH/WAY THAT IS ALL FRESH AND SANDY WITHOUT ANY TRACE OF GRASS/WEED/GREEN PLANTS ON IT EXCEPT BY THE SIDE AND IT LEADS DIRECTLY TO A 3/4 (THREE-QUARTER) COVERED OPENING OF A STRONG SHORT TRIANGULAR PYRAMID CAVE FOR REFUGE THAT IS OPENED 1/4 (ONE-QUARTER) AND THE 3/4 (THREE OVER FOUR/THREE-QUARTER) COVER HAS INSCRIBED SHAPE/SCULPTURE/PICTURE OF JISOS/JESUS INSCRIBED INTO IT AND HE IS ALL SMILING BUT THE HAPPY/JUBILATING/GYRATING VERY CURVY ROAD/PATH HAD NO ONE FORTH COMING BUT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS THERE DRESSED IN WHITE TOP AND MILKY COLOURE...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/in-igbo-language-ebeneza-ebezina.html (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EBENEZA, EBEZINA EBENEZA" MEANS "EBENEZA, DON'T CRY, SHOW AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM; IF THEY CRY, LOOK, ANSWER/REPLY/RESPOND" OR "EBENEZA, EH CRY AND SHOW THEN GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CANE FROM; IF THEY CRY AND LOOK; SWEEP!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). STORY BEGINS!!! (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "CHI IWE NDU" MEANS "GOD, IF YOU VEX/GET ANGRY, I SEW/I CHUCK/I PRICK" OR "GOD, ANGER/VEX, SHOULD I SEW/SHOULD I PRICK/SHOULD I CHUCK" OR "GOD, DO YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE SEWING/CHUCKING/PRICKING!" 🇳🇬 SO, ONE CERTAIN POLITICIAN, INCE UPON A TIME...

MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G.   IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SO, ONE WHITE MAN NOW SAID!: "YOU MEAN "WHO MOVED ADA," DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "ADA" IS AN ACRONYMN FOR "AERONAUTICAL DEVELOPMENT AGENCY!" ONE YORUBA MAN NOW SAID!: "OH YOU ARE WRONG, LET ME CORRECT YOU, WHERE I COME FROM "ADA IS AN AKO NAME FOR KNIFE, CUTLASSES, MACHETES!" THE ENGLISH MAN ASKED: "WHAT'S ADA, WHAT'S AKO?" THE YORUBA MAN SAID!: "ADA, AS I SAID, MEANS KNIVES, CUTLASS AND MACHETE" WHILE "AKO MEANS "WHYNING" OR "GUY! " THE IGBO WOMAN  SUPPORTED!: "LIKE WHEN YOU ARE DOING GUY!" THEN THE ENGLISH MAN SAID!...

🤣🤣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D. C. C. G.   INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). 🤣 A CERTAIN JSS2 LEARNER/STUDENT ASKED HER CRK (CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE) SCHOOL TEACHER THIS QUESTION!: "IMAGINE IT IS YOU I AM REFERRING TO FOR A SECOND SIR, 'WHEN YOU STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY,' WHAT ARE YOU!" 🤣😇😂 LOVE THIS, THE TEACHER SAID!: "THIEF, HIRED ASSASSAIN, AND HOODLUM!" 😂😇😇🤣 THE STUDENT SAID!: "EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE DEVIL!" THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED! : "YOU GO COLLECT OH!" 😂😂😂🤣😂 SEE, EHN, SINCE THEN THE MEMORY OF THE 24 STROKES OF CANE WEY THE STUDENT COLLECT FROM THE CRK SCHOOL TEACHER DEY STILL GIVE AM ...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/the-difference-between-chef-and-cook-is.html THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). NOW I ASK: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "KING HEROD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW TESTAMENT PART OF THE HOLY BIBLE" AND "GOVERNOR HEROD TOWARDS THE END IF IT ALL!" ANSWER: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ITAN" MEANS "STORY" OR "TO DECEIVE" OR "TO BE WHYNING SOMEONE!" SOMEONE PASSING BY DID AS IF IT WAS NOT THE ANSWERER THAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND SHOUTED!: "EXCLAIM LATE, LATE, LATE TILL, OH, LEARN EXPLAIN LATE LATE LATE!" ONE FAT SENATOR NOW SHOUTED SMALL!: "OH ...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/i-am-wierd-oh-girl-hurray-read-view-and.html "I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SKIT BEGINS!!!! ALLALAIA; AMEN! AM IN! 💦💛💛 "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL; THE WAY!" 💟💣💞 "JISOS/JESUS, THE WAY; GINGLE ALL OF THEM! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!" SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "SISTER, THIS BOMB WEY YOU DEY THROW UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS SINCE! NA WHO YOU HELP?" NA HIM I TALK!: "YOU DON TALK AM SEY THE PERSON WEY I HELP IS CALLED "WHO!" NOW I ASK!: IS IT "MANY HISSED, MUST" OR "MARY KISSED MUSK" OR "MANY TREASON MASSACRE" OR "MERRY CHRISTMAS" OR "MAY HE KISS MASK" OR "MAY, HE, CHRIST MOURNS!" ...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/flare-up-fair-on-fare-hoard-in-fare.html "FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SO, SUDDENLY, ALL OF A SUDDEN; ONLY OF A SUDDEN FOR NOTHING TOOK TIME AND IT STARTED WITHIN A TWINKLING WINKING OF AN EYE, SO SOMEONE SAID: "YOU KNOW, GET SENSE; SHE HALF!" THE OTHER HEARD!: "YOU; NO; GET SEX! SHE HAVE!" NA SO "WERE" START TO DEY PLAN MARRIAGE! NOTE THAT, HERE "WERE" MEANS "MAD/CRAZY PERSON" IN YORUBA LANGUAGE! THEN ONE DAY, SOMEBODY ASKED: "ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?" THE MAN SAID: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE!" THE LADY IN QUESTION SHOUTED: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE WHERE; WERE WHEN?" T...

https://takeitokayokay.blogspot.com/2023/12/jesus-christ-100-merry-christmas-in.html JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE D.C.C.G.   IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)   Men oh...  Merry Christmas out of my clear conscience and cosigned by my Lord Jisos. As a lover of Jisos Christ, one will wonder why all the fight against "ZEALOUS AND CALM CHRISTIANS HERE AND THERE." I think He has already died on the Cross of Calvary by the hands of some of the Israelites, His apostles immediately after His death suffered the same persercutions till their home calling. Home calling is like receiving a sudden phone call and rushing back to where you came from. It can also be receiving an email message or a phone call not too sudden but telling you to round off that time to come back home is so so time or even nearer than you were thinking but the main thing about home calling is the home itself.  Christians say their home is in Heaven, some English literate...