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"GOOD EVENING ALL TO ALL MY CHURCH MEMBERS! By the way, I'm not in the mood for "JOKES" right now and I mean it! I'm not for "JOKES!" Are you one of the "JOKES" of this world?": READ FOR WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).  WELCOME TO TODAY'S SUNDAY EVENING "SERVICE!" JOKE 1): JOKE EH! JOKE EHN! JOKE OH! ALLALAIA AMEN! JOKE 2): (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "JOKO" MEANS "SIT DOWN!" SOMEBODY SAY: "OLORUN OH!" JOKE 3): (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "JOKE" MEANS "JOIN HANDS TOGETHER/COMBINE/RESEMBLE SOMEONE ELSE/BEHAVE LIKE THAT OTHER PERSON AND PET HIM/HER/IT!" SOMEBODY, NOW, ASK YOUR NEIGHBOUR SITTED RIGHT BESIDE YOU THIS QUESTION: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF 'FACE FUCK' BEFORE? MY DEAR CHURCH  CONGREGATIO...

IT'S REAL WONDER WITH RUIN, WHO WAN DIE!" LAUGHTER ALOUD!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). SHE SAYS, I MEAN, I SAY AS "SOM-ONE!": THANK YOU FOR REPORTING TO THE "POLL-LIST" OF PEOPLE WHO TRIED AND FAILED. THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE IN ALL HUMILITY. 🏠 IS IT "POLICE" OR "POLL-LIST!" 🏠 IS IT "I CAN DAMN IT" OR "ACADEMY!" 🏠 IS IT "I CAN SEE YOU WANT TO DIE, WHORE!" OR "I CAN, SEEN YOU WANT TO DIE, HO!" 🏠 IS IT " WHERE IS MY HORSE " OR " HERE IS MY HOST !" 🏠 IS IT "HUMP INSIDE SQUASHED" OR "HOMICIDE SQUAD" OR "COME IN, SIDE SQUASH" OR "HOME ONSIDE SQUAD" OR "HOME INSIDE SQUASHED!" 🏠 IS IT "JEWEL" ...

"THE STORY OF THE QUEEN AND THE OTHER QUEEN BEGAN A CENTURY OR MORE AGO!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)   * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). 🏠 HOW DO I REMEMBER NOW! SO MANY YEARS AGO! I'LL START FROM SOMEWHERE ANYWAYS! 🏠 NOE READ THIS CANDIDLY!!!! 🏠 IT ALL BEGAN AS THE TOPIC HERE ABOVE SAYS! A CENTURY AGO OR MORE AGO!!!! 🏠 SONG 1; THE REMIX!): SHE'S UNDER MY HUM BOO REALLY, ELLA, ELLA, EH, EH, EH; I'M UNDER HER UMBRELLA, ELLA, ELLA, EH, EH, EH, EH, EH! 🏠 INTERLUDE!: THE MEANING OF THE ACT OF BEING INNOCENT IS CALLED " INNOCENTIASIS! " 🏠 PAUSE AGAIN HERE AND DO AS IF YOU ARE SING "REGGAE MUSIC!!!!"  🏠 NEW TOPIC!: LET ME ASK, IS IT "NO PEEKING" OR "NO PICKIN" OR "NO PECKING" OR "NO PICKING!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VI...

DOES "YOU WRENCH" MEAN "POVERTY STRICKEN PERSON" OR "YOU SMELL BAD" OR "BAD SMELLING THING!" CHOOSE YOUR OWN NOW!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). IT'S THE REMIX... 🏠 IN YOUR SPECIAL WAY, WHAT WASN'T POSSIBLE; YOU MADE POSSIBLE. JESUS YEAH! 🏠 RAGING - RANGING RANGING. 🏠 DARKNESS - DRY BONES, DRY BONES. 🏠 IMPOSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE - POSSIBLE; POSSIBLE. 🏠 IN PAUSIBLE, PAUSIBLE - PLUSIBLE, PLUSIBLE. 🏠 AGAIN - OKAY. 🏠 NO HOPE - HOPE, HOPE. 🏠 YOU MADE POSSIBLE! JISOS, HIM, YEAH! 🏠 OH! JESUS YEAH! 🏠😁🤩🤣 LET THERE BE LIGHT - LEARN, THERE'LL BE LIGHT! 🌫️🏠🌫️ JISOS YEAH! JESUS, HE, YEAH! 🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠 THANK Y'ALL Sign up for chisom business ventures online app :  https://appdis...

(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "KARACHIKA" MEANS "THE ACT OF CLAIMING TO BE  ABOVE GOD IS PLENTIER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). NOW, SOMEBODY SAY!: "ONE WITH GOD IS MAJORITY!" ALLALAIA, AMEN! OH; AMEN! (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OWENDI" MEANS "DOES HE HAVE FOOD?" (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "OSONDI OWENDI" MEANS "IF IT PLEASES FOOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE FOOD" OR "IF  HE LIKES FOOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE FOOD!" SOMEBODY SAY!: "OH BARGER!" ANOTHER SAID!: "WHORE BURGER!" ANYWAY, LONG TIME AGO, WHAT I REALLY HEARD WAS!: "HO, BEGGAR! YOU ARE A BEGGAR!" Sign up for chisom business ventures online app :  https://appdistribution.firebase.dev/i/3710a6159ae983b0 COURTESY:  CHISOM BUSINE...

"HAPPY SUNDAY, Y'ALL! MANY MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ARREARS FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE WORLD WIDE WEPT FOR NO DEATH HAPPENED TO ME AT ALL! BURIAL OF EMPTY CASKETE! OH, SCHOLAR STICKER, THE SCHOLASTICA; SCHOLAR SHIP, THE SHIP OF A SCHOLAR!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). REMEMBRANCE LANCE, REMEMBERED LANE!: PRAISE, THE, LORD GOD; ALMIGHTY SOMEBODY... INCANTATION 1: A SNITCH IN TIME SAYS NINE, SO ALSO, A STICH IN TIME SAVES NILE. INCANTATION 2: SCHOLASTICA, THE SCHOLAR STICKER! INCANTATION 3: A SLAVE IT IS; A SNAKE EAT INNS! INCANTATION 4: A SPY SINNING; A SPAN SPINNING CONGRATS, COME GRANTS! NOW, ALLALAIA SOMEBODY! HAPPY SUNDAY TO Y'ALL! Sign up for chisom business ventures online app :  https://appdistribution.firebase.dev/i/3710a6159ae98...

How come "uh wow uh, pawpaw, men, y'all" turned out to be "uwa wu pawpaw men, yo!": Read and what's your view D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). THAT SNITCH IN THE PAST THAT TOLD YOU THAT "KARMA IS A BITCH" WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT "KARMA IS A FEMALE NOT THAT HE WAS SAYING THAT "KARMA IS A FEMAL DOG!" REPORTING LIVE...... (IN REAL ENGLI-IGBO LANGUAGE) "UWA WU PAWPAW,MEN, YO" MEANS "THIS  WORLD IS PAWPAW, MEN, BEG" OR "THIS WORLD JUMPED OVER/BATHED PAWPAW, MEN, BEG!" TO THE USA CITIZENS WORLDWIDE, IS THIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE CORRECT?: "I AM ANNA MERRY CAN; A MERRY CAN!" SOMEONE SAID!: "IF I SEE BAE, YOU, UH, YOU GO KNOW!" BAE AND BABE AND MY WOMAN ARE ALL SAME MEANINGLESS ACRONYMS FOR ...

"WAR HUB HEAL; ONE HUBBY; WANT HUBBY! WRONG ACCUSATION/FALSE ACCUSATION IS A BAD THING! MOREOVER, YOUR CHURCH IS NOT BY FORCE SO DON’T COME NEAR ME WITH GUNS 'CAUSE IT WON'T WORK ONE BIT!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEWS "WAR HUB HEAL; ONE HUBBY; WANT HUBBY! WRONG ACCUSATION/FALSE ACCUSATION IS A BAD THING! MOREOVER, YOUR CHURCH IS NOT BY FORCE SO DON’T COME NEAR ME WITH GUNS 'CAUSE IT WON'T WORK ONE BIT!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEWS D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) SOMEONE CAME TO MY DREAM AND READ AN OLDEN DAYS WALL STICKER TO ME, TELLING ME THAT I SAID THAT GOD PROMISED HIM THAT HE WILL USE ME TO BRING HIM BACK INTO THE WORK! HE LISTED: (1) GLORY (2) HONOR (3) NATURALITY (4) LOVE WHEN I SAID ALL THIS, I DON'T KNOW! I WOKE UP WITH A FROWN IN MY FACE IN THE DREAM AND ANGER OF INJUSTCE METED ON ME IN MY HEART. SOMEBODY I DON'T THINK I HAVE PHYSICALLY MET BEFORE IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME. WHAT A PUZZLE! WHICH KIND OF WRONG ACCUS...

"WHO DID I CALL 'DJ ASS WASHER,' THE REMIX! IS THE PERSON STILL ALIVE TODAY? HOW FAR GAY PRO MAX PRISON (PROFESSIONAL MAXIMUM PRISON)!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). IS IT "HANG SENSE, THORNS; HANG, SEX, THUS; HANG SEX TURNS" OR "ANCESTORS, AND SAYS THUS; ANNA SAID SAUCE!" PRONUNCIATION MATTERS; YOU GO DEY THERE ANOTHER PERSON GO ORDER YOUR DEATH, YOU GO STILL DEY SAY!: "MAY BE I DID NOT HEAR HIM RIGHT! SIR, WHAT DID YOU SAY AGAIN!" IS IT "ASK HER, NMAYA" OR "ASS, AH MY YATCH" OR "ANSWER MY YANSH!" PLEASE, PRONUNCIATION MATTERS ESPECIALLY IN PRESIDENTIAL AND VICE PRESIDENTIAL MEETINGS. SO, BACK THEN AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING, AS THE PRESIDENT HAVING A MEETING WITH PRESIDENTS, WON'T VICE PRESIDEN...

DEMOCRACY MEANS "THEM ALL CRAZY!" STAMATICS CONTINUES! PRAISE THE LORD, SOMEBODY: READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW D.C.C.G. IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE) * When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?" YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!" * COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG). STORY! STORY! STORY! ONCE UPON A TIME! I MET THIS SOMEWHERE BACK IN THE DAYS!: "IWE, IWE, IWE; IWE, IWE, IWE; IWE NE WE ANYI, AH, EH, IWE NE WE ANYI! ANYI AMAGHI OTU OSI WE NA, HA BU OLE NWA OBODO ANYI, IWE!" I STARTED LAUGHING!: "HAHAHAHA!" DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS SONG! WHEN I ASKED "TUNE KNEW BOO!": HE CORRECTLY AND TRUTHFULLY SAID IT MEANS  "VEX, VEX, VEX; VEX, VEX, VEX; WE ARE VEXED, AH, EH, WE ARE VEXING, WE DON'T KNOW HOW HE LEFT! THEY HAVE KILLED OUR PERSON! VEX!" NOW, THAT MADE SUCH PERSON TRUSTWORTHY, ISN'T IT? THE "ORDER" WORD FOR VEX IS "ANGER!...