16.12.23

MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G.

IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

SO, ONE WHITE MAN NOW SAID!: "YOU MEAN "WHO MOVED ADA," DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "ADA" IS AN ACRONYMN FOR "AERONAUTICAL DEVELOPMENT AGENCY!"

ONE YORUBA MAN NOW SAID!: "OH YOU ARE WRONG, LET ME CORRECT YOU, WHERE I COME FROM "ADA IS AN AKO NAME FOR KNIFE, CUTLASSES, MACHETES!"

THE ENGLISH MAN ASKED: "WHAT'S ADA, WHAT'S AKO?"

THE YORUBA MAN SAID!: "ADA, AS I SAID, MEANS KNIVES, CUTLASS AND MACHETE" WHILE "AKO MEANS "WHYNING" OR "GUY! "

THE IGBO WOMAN SUPPORTED!: "LIKE WHEN YOU ARE DOING GUY!"

THEN THE ENGLISH MAN SAID!: "YOU MEAN 'GAYS,' WHAT A DRY JOKE!"

THEN THE YORUBA MAN, WITH FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO PERSUADE HIM TO AGREE THAT HE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT HE MEANS, SAID!: "ADA CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE CREATED IT" WHILE "AKO CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE REFUSE/REFUSED!"

THE WHITE MAN REMAINED ADAMANT AND SO, THE YORUBA MAN AND HIS IGBO WIFE FELT FRUSTRATED AND LEFT ANGRILY SAYING!: "ERROR NAUGHTY 'CON' DEVELOPMENT AGENCY," WHO WANTS THAT"

THE ENGLISH WHITE MAN SHOUTED AFTER THEM AS THEY LEFT EVEN WITH THE CUNNING GRIN ON HIS FACE AS THEY LEFT DARING THEM TO REPORT HIM AGAIN!: "MAIL EFFICIENCY!"

AND SHOUTED BACK AT HIM WITHOUT TURNING/LOOKING BACK!: "MAD 'F-ING' CHAINED, SEE!"

"THE WHITE MAN WAS A SLAVE TRADER WHILE THE BLACK MAN AND WIFE WERE HIS NEWLY BOUGHT INTERVIEWED SLAVES!"

LET'S SING TO JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON TOO, NOW! : "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"

END OF SHORT SKIT STONING, I MEAN, STOREY, OH, STORY!

LESSONS LEARNT FROM THE ABOVE CANARY CALVARY JISOS/JESUS BIRTH SONG!

- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE HUSBAND OF THE BLACK WOMAN AND NOT HER BROTHER!

- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE SLAVE OF THE WHITE MAN AND NOT HIS BLOOD BROTHER!

- THE WHITE MAN WAS THE SLAVE MASTER OF THE WOMAN AND NEITHER HER HUSBAND NOR HER BROTHER AND SO IT IS RIGHT TO SAY THAT THE CHILDREN BORN BY THIS BLACK WOMAN FOR HIM WERE ALL CALLED/REFERRED TO AS "BASTARDS," THAT IS, CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK!

- THE WHITE MAN WAS PROBABLY SLEEPING WITH THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK MAN'S WIFE WITHOUT APPROVAL/PERMISSIONS AND SO THEY WERE CERTAINLY NOT FRIENDS AND THE WHITE MAN'S LIFE WAS AT STAKE FOR MAKING HIS KIDS CALL HIM FATHER INSTEAD OF HIM!

ALL THE STAGE AUDIENCE STOOD UP AND LEFT, SAYING!: "CAN'T YOU FORGIVE THE DEAD, ARE WE OUR LATE FATHERS???"

THEN THE NARRATOR SHOUTED!: "FORGIVENESS KILL YOU THERE!"

THE WHOLE MOVIE ENDED AND THE REAL AUDIENCES IN THE CINEMA PLAZA/VENUE STOOD AND LAUGHED CLAPPING AS THEY GAVE THE FILM A1 WITH A STANDING OVATION AND GOLDEN BUZZER!!!!

COMPREHENSIVE ENGLISH LANGUAGE "STORY" QUESTIONS?

(1) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE IGBO WOMAN LEFT ANGRILY?

(2) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE YORUBA MAN LEFT ANGRILY?

(3) CAN WE SAY THAT THE ENGLISH MAN UNDERSTOOD BUT WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT "AN EXPENSIVE JOKE BY BEHAVING AS IF HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND?"

INSTRUCTION!: "PLEASE COMMENT YOUR ANSWERS TO THESE COMPREHENSIVE QUESTIONS ABOVE IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS WRITE-UP!"

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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15.12.23

🤣🤣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

🤣🤣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D. C. C. G.

INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

🤣 A CERTAIN JSS2 LEARNER/STUDENT ASKED HER CRK (CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE) SCHOOL TEACHER THIS QUESTION!: "IMAGINE IT IS YOU I AM REFERRING TO FOR A SECOND SIR, 'WHEN YOU STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY,' WHAT ARE YOU!"

🤣😇😂 LOVE THIS, THE TEACHER SAID!: "THIEF, HIRED ASSASSAIN, AND HOODLUM!"

😂😇😇🤣 THE STUDENT SAID!: "EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE DEVIL!"

THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED! : "YOU GO COLLECT OH!"

😂😂😂🤣😂 SEE, EHN, SINCE THEN THE MEMORY OF THE 24 STROKES OF CANE WEY THE STUDENT COLLECT FROM THE CRK SCHOOL TEACHER DEY STILL GIVE AM "EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!"

(IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "IF TO SAY "NA FOR WHITE MAN LAND E HAPPEN LIKE USA FOR EXAMPLE", THEM FOR SUE AM, AFTERALL, (IN GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "HE IS A CRK TEACHER AND SHOULD HAVE SURELY KNOWN THAT THE 'HOLY BIBLE SAYS THAT THE DEVIL HAS COME TO STEAL, KILL AND TO DESTROY!'"

THIS THING HAPPENED FEW DAYS BEFORE EASTER BREAK FROM SCHOOL, ONE SPECTACULAR THING HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS BEING FLOGGED! SHE SAID AND SHOUTED TO WARN HIM THAT SHE MIGHT FAINT OUT OF EMPTY STOMACH!: "TEACHER, WHY CANE, MOOD LENT!"

SO, EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE SCHOOL TEACHER TAUGHT THEY HEARD! : "DJ, ONE CANE MOON LIGHT!"

AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HER THINKING SHE WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND SO SHE FAINTED AND DIED ON THE SPOT!

OYA LAUGH LET ME SEE YOU! 😇😂🤣💘😂🍺🍼🎱

UMU CHINEKE EH! EH, EH! I AM SURE YOU ALL LOVE THIS JOKE NOW FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE....CAN'T AN APOSTLE CRACK A JOKE! BUT E DEY HAPPEN OH! CHAI!!! VERY FUNNY! FUNNY SCHOOL TEACHERS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💘😂😂😂😂🍒🍼🍺⚾... It's a GOAL!!!!! MAD OH!!! MAD ON!!!! MAD OH!!!! SO, SO FUNNY, SO FUN HIT!"

SOMEBODY SAY: "BLOOD OF JESUS/JISOS CHRIST COVER ME, AMIN, AMEN! ALLALAIA EH, AMEN OH! AM IN!"

SING THIS HYMN SONG, JUST BROWSE IT UP ON YOUR PHONE SET AND USE IT ON THE MOVUE SETS TOO!: "BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD! BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD!"

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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14.12.23

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G.

INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

NOW I ASK: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "KING HEROD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW TESTAMENT PART OF THE HOLY BIBLE" AND "GOVERNOR HEROD TOWARDS THE END IF IT ALL!"

ANSWER: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ITAN" MEANS "STORY" OR "TO DECEIVE" OR "TO BE WHYNING SOMEONE!"

SOMEONE PASSING BY DID AS IF IT WAS NOT THE ANSWERER THAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND SHOUTED!: "EXCLAIM LATE, LATE, LATE TILL, OH, LEARN EXPLAIN LATE LATE LATE!"

ONE FAT SENATOR NOW SHOUTED SMALL!: "OH MY GOD!"

SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER HEARD A BOB MARLEY SONG FROM AFAR AS HE WAS TEACHING IN THE CLASSROOM! THE SONG GOES THUS: "NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THOSE THAT IGBOS CALL "OYIBO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "COLD PEELED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD PEELED!"

ONE OF THE STUBBORN STUDENTS REMEMBERED WHAT HE HEARD THE SENATOR SAY IN THEIR MEETING/GATHERING AND ALSO SAID!: "OH MY GOD!"

SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER IGNORED HER BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY USED TO HER STUBBORN ATTITUDE AND THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, HE HISSED AND CONTINUED!: "THE BLACKS WHO WERE IGBOS MUST HAVE BELIEVED THAT FOR YOU TO BE WHITE MAN, THEN, "YOUR SKIN COLOUR WAS DERIVED FROM COLD PEEL," THAT IS, EXTREME COLD PEELED OFF YOUR REAL BLACK SKIN. FURTHER MORE, I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT THE TERM/THE WORD "OYIBO" IS "COLD BOILED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD BOILED" BUT HOW POSSIBLE IS IT FOR COLD TO BOIL YOU UNLESS THEY WERE REFERRING TO "ICE BLOCKS" OR "SNOW" THAT MADE THE WHITES "SNOW WHITES" FROM BEING "APE BLACKS!" NOW, ON A MORE SERIOUS "NOTE," THAT IS, DON'T WRITE THIS ON A ROUGH SHEET BUT ON YOUR REAL "NOTE BOOKS," THIS IS MY "TEXT MESSAGE" FOR ALL THE SCIENTISTS DEAD AND ALIVE THAT BELIEVES THAT THE BLACKS WERE FORMALLY APES BY MEANS OF "EVOLUTION" OR "WHATSOEVER THEY CALLED IT!" THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH BLACKS AND WHITES! NO RACISTS PLEASE, BE CAR FULL!

SO, THAT SAME "SO CALLED STUBBORN STUDENT" FORGOT HERSELF AND SPOKE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!: "SEE RACIST WEY DEY CALL PERSON RACIST!"

THE SCHOOL TEACHER HAD IT TO HIS THROAT AND ALMOST SLAPPED HER, SINCE THEN SHE HAS BEEN SINGING ONE OF BOB MARLEY'S SONGS AS IF TO APPEASE THE TEACHER BECAUSE SHE FELT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT SHE SPOKE BUT THE REST OF THE STUDENTS WERE CONFUSED IF IT IS THE RACIST ACCUSATION FROM HER TO HIM OR THE PIDGIN! ANYTIME SHE SEES HIM SHE SINGS!: "NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE! NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE!! NO MORE, NO VANACULAR!"

THE MAIN REASON SHE SANG THIS IS THAT THIS TEACHER IS A COCK YORUBA TEACHER THAT LIKES TO SPEAK YORUBA TOO MUCH! SO, IT WAS LIKE ANOTHER ACCUSATION FROM THE FEMALE STUDENT AGAINST THE MALE TEACHER!"

STORY CONTINUES! "ITAN HERE WE COME!"

SO, THEY WERE STILL IN THE CLASS AFTER THE SHORT BREAK WAS OVER!!! THE MALE SCHOOL TEACHER SAID!: "SO, IF YOU WERE BORN WHITE, IT MEANS "COLD PEELED BORN YOU AND IF I AM WRONG ABOUT YOUR IMMEDIATE PARENTS SKIN COLOURS THEN YOU MUST HAVE AN "ANCESTRAL COLD PEELED LINEAGE! THANKS!" NOW YOU STUBBORN GIRL, USE THE REMAINING PERIOD TO THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE!

THE FEMALE STUDENT FAKED AN EXCITEMENT AND WAS LIKE!: "OH TEACHER, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ON! IS MY CLOTH STAINED BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT! SIR, LET ME LEAVE THE CLASS BEFORE YOU TO GO TO THE TOILET AND CHECK HOW STAINED I AM BECAUSE OF MY MENSTRUAL PERIOD!"

SOMEBODY SHOUTED FROM THE SENATE HOUSE: "WHAT IS ALL THIS HATE SPEECH!

THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE A STUDENT SNEAKED A BROWSING PHONE INTO THE SCHOOL AND WAS WATCHING SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS VIDEO CONTENT DURING CLASS AND MISTAKENLY TURNED ON THE VOLUME TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL JUST WHEN THE TEACHER WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE CLASS!

APOSTLE CHISOM, THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND OWNER CAME IN IN SUPPORT OF THE SCHOOL TEACHER BUT SHE HAS NOT BEEN TOLD THAT AN SS3 STUDENT BROUGHT A PHONE TO SCHOOL AS THEY WERE PREPARING FOR THEIR MOCK EXAMS!: "I STUDIED THE HATE SPEECH OF "APES ARE BLACKS AND BLACKS ARE APES" WITH MY EARS BACK THEN IN SCHOOL! HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU BE! "APE IS NOT HATE SPEECH" BUT "COLD PEELED IS HATE SPEECH!" COME ON, GET OUT, OFF, HEAR! GET OUT OF HERE!"

THE SENATOR MAN SAID ANOTHER THING SO THAT THEY CAN KILL APOSTLE CHISOM THE WAY THEY KILLED CAESAR BECAUSE THAT YOUNG BOY WITH A PHONE WAS WATCHING LIVE SHOW ORGANISED BY HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER WHO ALLOWED HIM TO ATTEND ONLINE DURING THEIR FREE PERIOD IN SCHOOL TO GET HIS MIND PREPARED FOR POLITICS! WHAT THE SENATOR MAN SAID WAS!": "GIVE CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR!"

SO, APOSTLE CHISOM NOW RAN AWAY TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!

STAGE PLAY ENDED!

SO, A LOUD VOICE CAME FROM BEHIND HER AS SHE RAN AWAY! BEHOLD IT WAS JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST AND HE SAID TO HER!: "MY DAUGHTER, IT'S ME! DON'T YOU READ THE BIBLE AT ALL? DON'T YOU KNOW THE CONTEXT OF "GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR IN THE HOLY BIBLE?"

APOSTLE CHISOM NOW COME AND SAID!: "OH JISOS/JESUS, IT'S EVEN YOU! YOU FEAR ME DEAR! YOU JUST MAKE ME FEAR! YOU TALK YOUR OWN, I HEAR MY OWN TO BE FORE-WARNED IS TO BE FORE-ARMED!"

AND THEY BOTH BOWED AND LEFT THE ACTING STAGE SINGING!: "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! HAH, HAH, HAH! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! HEH! GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAIST! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! DASH IT TO THE SNOW WHITE ON A WORN HORSE OPENLY SLAYED! WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE AND SINK; THEY SLAYED HIS SON TONIGHT! OH, GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED!"

OTHERS JOINED IN TO LEAVE THE STAGE AFTER THEY SHOUTED!: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIN GUN!"

AND ALL THE AUDIENCES GAVE THEM A STANDING OVATION FOR THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH DIFFERENT DYNAMICS!

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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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13.12.23

"I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G.

INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

SKIT BEGINS!!!! ALLALAIA; AMEN! AM IN!

💦💛💛 "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL; THE WAY!"

💟💣💞 "JISOS/JESUS, THE WAY; GINGLE ALL OF THEM! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!"

SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "SISTER, THIS BOMB WEY YOU DEY THROW UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS SINCE! NA WHO YOU HELP?"

NA HIM I TALK!: "YOU DON TALK AM SEY THE PERSON WEY I HELP IS CALLED "WHO!"

NOW I ASK!: IS IT "MANY HISSED, MUST" OR "MARY KISSED MUSK" OR "MANY TREASON MASSACRE" OR "MERRY CHRISTMAS" OR "MAY HE KISS MASK" OR "MAY, HE, CHRIST MOURNS!"

APOSTLE CHISOM NOW SAID IT WAS TIME FOR "QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!":

(1) SHOULD WE GO NAKED TO CELEBRATE CHRIST JISOS/JESUS THIS CHRISTMAS, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL "CLEAVAGE SELF", LET'S DO?

ANSWER: "JISOS/JESUS CHRIST WAS STRIPPED NAKED DURING EASTER SEASON AND NOT CHRISTMAS SEASON; BUT PRESERVE CAUTION EVEN IF OUR LORD JISOS CHRIST WAS BORN NAKED INTO THIS WORLD AND WENT BACK NAKED THE WAY HE CAME!" FOR IT IS BORN TO A MAN TO DIE ONCE AFTER THAT ONCE THAT YOU WERE BORN! BUT FOR UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN; A CHILD IS GIVEN!

(2) WHAT IS THE THING THAT GOD SAID THAT ALL MAN-KIND SHOULD DO?

ANSWER: "GO AND MULTIPLY! SIMPLE; EKWE!"

(3) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF EKWE?

ANSWER: YOU CAN FORGET SO EASILY "IN THE BOOK OF TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY" 'EKWE' MEANS "AGREEMENT" OR "WHAT WAS AGREED UPON" SO, SAMPLE EKWE!

(4) WHO ARE THE KINDS OF MAN, AS IN, MAN-KINDS?

ANSWER: "WO-MAN" AND "MAN!"

(5) WHAT "OTHER KINDS OF MAN" DO WE HAVE?

ANSWER: "ANI-MAN" OR "ANIMAL MAN" OR "ANY MAN!"

SO, EVERYBODY "CLAPPED FOR APOSTLE CHISOM" AS SHE ANSWERED THE FIVE AUDIENCES AND SATISFIED THEIR CURIOSITY TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF CORRECTION, AS IN, APOSTLE CHISOM WAS QUITE HIGHLY CORRECT AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AGREED AND "THEY STARTED BORNING LIKE FOWL TO IMITATE JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST, THE MOTHER HEN" INSTEAD OF THEM "BURNING LIKE CHARRED ROASTED CORN WITH THEIR HALFLY USED OR TOTALLY UNUSED CAPS AND CUPS, I MEAN "THINGS!"

SKIT ENDED!!!! HALIRELUYA, AMIN, AMEN! JIHOVAH HALIRELUYA! ALLALAIA EH, AMEN TO EACH OF A MAN!"

SO, AS APOSTLE CHISOM DOES NOT HAVE MONEY UPON ALL THE WORLDWIDE CLAPS AND EMULATIONS, SHE NOW STARTED SHOUTING ONLINE THROUGH HER PHONE SET BEFORE SHE LEFT THE THE MOVIE SET, SHE WROTE ONLINE LIKE SHE RODE ON HIGH!: (IN ENGLI-YORUBA LANGUAGE) "HEY OLUWA, GBA MI LOWO OTA, KEMI MA SE CHAFFEUR!" WHICH MEANS "HEY LORD, HELP/COLLECT ME FROM THE HANDS OF ENEMY, SO THAT I WILL NOT DO DRIVER!"

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WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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9.12.23

"FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

SO, SUDDENLY, ALL OF A SUDDEN; ONLY OF A SUDDEN FOR NOTHING TOOK TIME AND IT STARTED WITHIN A TWINKLING WINKING OF AN EYE, SO SOMEONE SAID: "YOU KNOW, GET SENSE; SHE HALF!"

THE OTHER HEARD!: "YOU; NO; GET SEX! SHE HAVE!"

NA SO "WERE" START TO DEY PLAN MARRIAGE! NOTE THAT, HERE "WERE" MEANS "MAD/CRAZY PERSON" IN YORUBA LANGUAGE!

THEN ONE DAY, SOMEBODY ASKED: "ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?"

THE MAN SAID: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE!"

THE LADY IN QUESTION SHOUTED: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE WHERE; WERE WHEN?"

THE SAME PERSON ASKED AGAIN!: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WHEREN'T SHE? WHERE THEN? WERE? WERE?"

THE GIRL'S PARENTS CAME IN SHOCKED AT HEARING ABOUT A MARRIAGE WITH THEIR CHILD WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT: "WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT?"

THE MAN OPENED HIS MOUTH AND SHOUTED AT THE MAN THAT EARLIER SAID HE CAN HAVE HER WITH HIS MOUTH AGAP BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED HIM SAYING "SHE HAVE" BECAUSE HE LACKED SEX IN HIS LIFE SO, HE DECIDED TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY WITH A BIG SOCIETAL WEDDING THAT HE HAS INVITED ALMOST EVERYBODY IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE WORLDWIDE! HE ONLY SAID WITH SHOCK!: "AH; AH!"

THE MAN WAS LIKE WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE THEN HE SAID!: "WHERE? WHERE IS IT? WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE IS IT?"

THE DAUGHTER WAS SHOCKED AND SAID!: "OH; OH! WHAT IS IT? WHERE, WE WERE WHERE? WE WERE REASON?"

THE MAN SHOUTED AND FAINTED!: "HEH!"

HE CALLED ON HIS EYE WITNESS FOR BEING LED ON BY THE GIRL WHO COLLECTED ALL THE GIFTS HE SHOWERED HER WITH!: "HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YAHWEH; HIS NAME IS YAHWEH! YAHWEH! HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YESHUA; HIS NAME IS YESHUA! YESHUA! YESHUA! HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YESHUA; HIS NAME IS YESHUA! YESHUA! YESHUA!"

CURTAINS CLOSED! SKIT-LIKE STAGE DRAMA ENDED!

QUESTIONS AND ANSWER SECTION!: MY QUESTION GOES THUS, (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OGUN OGUN ORO" MEANS "WAR, WAR, OH THINK/OH TURN AROUND/OH HAVE A CHANGE OF MIND" OR "YOU/HE/SHE CHUCKED; YOU/HE/SHE CHUCKED; YOU TWISTED/WHYNED IT ROUND" OR "INHERITANCE, INHERITANCE, YOU/HE/SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT" OR "MEDICINE, MEDICINE, IT'S RIPE" OR "CHARM, CHARM, OH, THINK ABOUT IT!" NOW FROM LESSONS THOUGHT EARLIER ON THIS "TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY PLATFORM WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A PLATINIUM FORM" WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "OGOGORO" ASIDE FROM "ALCOHOLIC DRINKS LIKE SCHNAPPS!"

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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6.12.23

JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE

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JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE

D.C.C.G.

IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)

Men oh...

Merry Christmas out of my clear conscience and cosigned by my Lord Jisos.

As a lover of Jisos Christ, one will wonder why all the fight against "ZEALOUS AND CALM CHRISTIANS HERE AND THERE." I think He has already died on the Cross of Calvary by the hands of some of the Israelites, His apostles immediately after His death suffered the same persercutions till their home calling.

Home calling is like receiving a sudden phone call and rushing back to where you came from. It can also be receiving an email message or a phone call not too sudden but telling you to round off that time to come back home is so so time or even nearer than you were thinking but the main thing about home calling is the home itself.

Christians say their home is in Heaven, some English literates say, "Home is where the heart lies." The bible even say that we should take heaven as our "TREASURE BANK" and that after one stores treasure in Heaven there is still a reward in Heaven for such a person for "BANKING WITH HEAVEN." Now, Israelites this is why you see Christians preaching up and down aside from the instruction that Jisos Christ said that Christians, most especially, those called to be "APOSTLES" that they should "SPREAD THE WORD." It is now looking as if, "WE LIKE ONE ALLAH PASS FIGHT."

Before we continue, Allah means God in Hausa language, so our own one true Allah is enfolded in the name "JISOS CHRIST." Do you understand it now, I mean, do you understand where we are coming from now because I know where I am coming from.

You know, when you fight Christians and their CHRISTMAS you are bent to meet OVERWHELMING CHALLENGES AND OBSTACLES. WHY? This is because Jisos Christ is the reason for Christmas. Some can even be like, "WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT CHRISTMAS, OH LORD CALL ME HOME NOW FOR I NEED HOME CALLING." Now take your time, imagine it, "TAKE A SECOND TO IMAGINE YOURSELF KILLING SUCH A PERSON." With the way I even see it, "DECEMBER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CHRISTMAS TREES AND CHRISTMAS SONGS." Some feel that "CHICKEN" is the reason for Christmas.

Do you remember that verse you heard one time about "MOTHER HEN?"

Now if you ask why oh, why the persecutions, One will say, they wish the faithful Christians to cough out the exact location of Jisos Christ our Lord but, the thing is Jisos Christ is Spirit. If they persist, I think you should tell the persecutors that He is everywhere so that they will keep looking for Him here and there, far and wide and even self become all time TRAVELLER.

Christians tried to live like Jisos Christ, quarell was what they got. They continued, killings continued just like they did with their God, our Lord Jisos.

Oh yeah, Oh yea Israelites... Just in the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...Merry Christmas in advance.

I just said to wish you Merry Christ mass. Read more now and later

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4.12.23

DADDY! JISOS, THE LIGHT; JESUS, THE DAY! NOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NOTHING REALLY FOR I THINK THERE IS NO MUCH DIFFERENCE HE IS OUR, AN/A MEN; I MEAN TO SAY, HE'S A MEN, THAT IS, DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE MAN, DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS DIFFERENT HEIGHT RANGE ETCETERA. I KNOW HE IS JUST ONE MAN ALL TOGETHER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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DADDY! JISOS, THE LIGHT; JESUS, THE DAY! NOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? NOTHING REALLY FOR I THINK THERE IS NO MUCH DIFFERENCE HE IS OUR, AN/A MEN; I MEAN TO SAY, HE'S A MEN, THAT IS, DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE MAN, DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS DIFFERENT HEIGHT RANGE ETCETERA. I KNOW HE IS JUST ONE MAN ALL TOGETHER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G.

IF; I (INTERNATIONAL FILMING INSTITUTE)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

AS FOR ME, LET ME ASK YOU OH, OH!: IS THE QUESTION "IS THIS IN REAL LIFE?" OR "IS THIS REAL? LIFE!"

THE MOVIE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER, APOSTLE CHISOM SKIT BEGINS: "LIGHT, CAMERA, ACTION!"

🧡💬💣 SO, I GAVE MY TOPIC AND HE ANSWERED: "YOU DON DEY MAD ABI?"

LET'S START WITH PRAISING GOD THAT IS ABOVE, AND GREATER THAN ALL PHONE TYPES AND SHAPES, PLEASE SING THIS NEW GOSPEL SONG WITH LOVE AND PASSION, 💯 ACTION!: SONG TITLE: "JESUS/JISOS, THE SUN WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!"

*** RAIN POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** SUN RAY POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** REIGN POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** SUN RAY POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** RAIN POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** SUN RAY POWER 100; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** REIGN POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!

*** SUN RAY POWER WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!

NOW I ASK, WHEN APOLOGIZING: ARE YOU SAYING " SORRY OH" OR "SORROW!"

IS IT "WITH THE HELL" OR "WITH HELD!"

IS IT "WHAT THE HELL" OR "WANT IT, EARL!"

IS IT "WINKED, AIR" OR "WINKED, EAR" OR "WINKED, HIGH" OR "WINTER" OR "WIN, THANK!"

IS IT "1997" OR "NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY 7!"

SOMEONE TOLD SOMEONE!: "SEVEN, YOU'VE BEEN COMING; YOU FORGOT THAT YOU'VE BEEN COMING!"

BEFORE THE OTHER SOMEONE THAT SUFFERED FROM DEMENTIA ALONGSIDE THE SOMEONE THAT SAID IT THAT ONCE HAD SOMETHING LIKE DEMENTIA COULD UNDERSTAND THAT THE SOMEONE THAT WAS TALKING WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS ECSTASY TIMES THAT LED TO THREE DIFFERENT PREGNANCIES THAT YIELDED THREE FOOTBALLER BOYS, ONE FROM BRAZIL, THE OTHER FROM CAMEROON, THE OTHER FROM PORTUGAL, THE SOMEONE THAT WAS BEING TALKED TO FROM PORTUGAL AND THE SOMEONE THAT WAS TALKING FROM NIGERIA. ALL THE BELLE WERE SPIRITUALLY WHERE THE FEMALE BUT BECAME PHYSICAL WHERE THE MALE IMPREGNANTER WAS, BUT ALL THE CHILDREN BECAME KINGS OF FOOTBALL PHYSICALLY TOO WHILE SHE WAS DELUDED WITH FORGETTING ABOUT HER THREE SONS!

VERY FUNNY!: I SAY, EHN HEN, HEY YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL SAY, "YOU CAN LIE!" DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SIMON PETER SAID WHEN JISOS/JESUS TOLD HIM THAT YOU DENY ME THREE TIMES BEFORE THE COCK CROW! E HAPPEN ABI E NO HAPPEN!

FILMING CONTINUE, HEY YOU, LIGHTER MAN, REDUCE THE LIGHT DO YOU WANT TO BLIND THE ACTOR PLUS ME SELF WEY DEY DIRECT WHEN THEY DIRECT!

YES, YES, YEAH, OH YEAH, LET'S CONTINUE: "NOTE THAT: "THE WOMAN IN QUESTION HAS BEEN IN NIGERIA ALL HER LIFE EVEN IF THE MAN IS A WORLDWIDE TRAVELLER, MY GUY DON'T FROWN, YOU GO ACT AM LIKE THE ACTS OF APOSTLE BECAUSE THE "MOVIE CHARACTER" IN QUESTION NO DEY SIT DOWN FOR ONE PLACE BUT HIM STILL NO REACH NIGERIA SIDE COME LOOK FOR HIM SPIRITUAL GIRL WITH HANDSOME SONS WEY DEY DO WELL!

THE LIGHTER MAN NOW SAID!: "I THINK SEY NA FILM, WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT PERSONAL, HOW WE WANNA TAKE ACT THIS KIND FILM, DEM THEY BORN FROM SPIRIT REACH PHYSICAL?"

AS THE DIRECTOR WEY I BE NOW, I "BALANCE HIGH, GUN GUN" AS IN HIM SHOOT ONE CHALLENGE, THEN I SHOOT AM BACK WITH JUST "SILENCE!"

ACTOR DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIRECTOR'S EXPLANATION, THEN, HE STARTED TO SHOUT!: "YEA, YEA, YEA!"

ANOTHER DIRECTOR NOW SAID OVER THE PHONE!: "WHAT IS IT SEF, NA WETIN HAPPEN, NA THIS SMALL THING WEY WE GIVE YOU MAKE YOU ACT NA YOU DEY SHOUT FOR MY GIRL HEAD, YOU NO NO SEY HIM NAME NA DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM?"

SO, THE ACTOR REARRANGED HIMSELF AND "BALANCED THE LINE, GOOD GOD!"

THE DIRECTOR OF THE MOVIE SKIT CONTINUED THE EXPLANATION

SO, ONE PHONE FREAK OF A GIRL IN THE CHURCH GATHERING FORGOT HERSELF AND STARTED SINGING "YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST" IN ORDER TO SEND IT LATER TO HER ONLINE FACEBOOK ADMIRER WHO EARLIER SENT HER A SMALL PORTABLE IPHONE THROUGH HER INDIGINEOUS EX-LOVER WHEN THEY WERE STILL DATING/LOVERS SO AS TO THREATEN HIM TO SEND HER THE NEWEST IPHONE OF ALL TIME THAT HAS NOT EVEN COME OUT BECAUSE HE USED THAT FORMER IPHONE TO BE SEEING HER NAKEDNESS BUT SOMEHOW IT WENT VIRAL AS IN VIRAL LEAKAGE THAT TYPE THAT NORMALLY GO LIKE VIRAL LEAKE NEWS BUT WORSE THIS TIME AROUND BUT HE HAS FINALLY SECRETLY MARRIED ANOTHER WHITE GIRL SINCE HE IS WHITE AND SHE IS BLACK BUT DO YOU KNOW THE COINCIDENCE THERE, THE BLACK-SKINNED GIRL/WOMAN IS THAT SPIRITUAL MOTHER OF THOSE HIS THREE MALE CHILDREN OUT OF WHICH HE COULD ONLY CLAIM ONLY THE LAST CHILD BUT THE FOOTBALL BLOOD REMAINS ALSO IN THE TWO OLDER FORMERLY ABANDONED BOYS AT CRADLE BECAUSE EVEN "THE BORNER, THAT IS THE WOMAN AND THE IMPREGNATER WHICH IS THE CURRENT MAN WAS ONCE UPON A TIME CRADLE BUT SEXUALLY ACTIVE SPIRITUALLY. THE FUNNY PART BE SEY DEM SUPPOSE DON DELIVER THESE TWO YOUNG CHILDREN FROM SPIRITUAL HUSBAND FOR THE GIRL AND SPIRITUAL WIFE FOR THE BOY IF TO SEY THEIR PARENTS KNOW. THE BOY DEY KNACK SPIRITUALLY LIKE SEY GROWN UPS DEY LEARN FROM AM BACK THEN. IT WAS HIS SKILL EVEN AS A SPIRITUAL CHILD. A GIFTED SPIRITUAL IMPREGNATER AND SHAPE CHANGER WHO WAS A KNACKER!

SO, AS I WAS SAYING, EHN, HEN, ACTRESS SEE YOU ARE THE FEMALE MOVIE CHARACTER HERE THIS IS THE SONG LYRICS! SO, LET'S GO TO SOMEWHERE QUIET LET ME TEACH YOU THE SONG WHILE HE ACTS HIS PART BECAUSE I HAVE FINISHED TELLING WHAT TO DO WITHOUT "WRITTEN MOVIE SCRIPTS!": " SO LONE, CONTINUE! SISTER, PLEASE BE FAST LET'S GO SOMEONE WHERE ELSE!"

NOTE THAT: "BY THIS TIME, THE MALE ACTOR EYE DON RED AS HIM WAN CRY!"

BUT LIGHTER MAN BE LIKE!: "NOW THEY HAVE LEFT YOU! YOU WAN HALA? WAHALA!"

EHN HEN SISTER, THIS PLACE IS QUIET ENOUGH, SING ALONG PLEASE!: "YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! MY LOVE, YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST OH! YOU WILL SURELY DELIVER MORE! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST! MY LOVE, YOU DELIVERED THE IPHONE I SAW LAST OH! PLEASE, BE SURE TO DELIVER MORE! WORKING IN DOMINION! I AM WALKING IN DOMINION! WHEN I TALK; I TALK WITH AUTHORITY EH! I AM WALKING IN DOMINION, AMEN!"

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SO, "THE FILM SET CHURCH CONGREGATION THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS SINGING THIS INSTEAD AND SO JOINED WITH THIS LYRICS EVEN THE ACTRESS SHE WAS TRAINING WAS SINGING THIS OTHER ONE TOO! SO, THEY SANG, EXCEPT THE APOSTLE DIRECTOR THIS TIME AROUND!: " YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS, YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS! MY LORD, YOU DELIVERED PAUL AND SILAS OH! YOU WILL SURELY DELIVER ME!"

DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM SAT DOWN ON THE FLOOR WITH HER HANDS ON HER HEAD WITH "FUNNY TEARS" IN HER LIFE AND EYES, SHE SAID: "ABEG, LIFE DONE TIRE ME, YOU DEY SURE SEY I NO GO ACT AM BY MYSELF, BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THIS FEMALE CHARACTER WELLA LIKE SEY NA ME E HAPPEN TO! I CAN GET MY SELF INTO THE CHARACTER!" SO, THAT WAS HOW, "DIRECTOR APOSTLE CHISOM BECAME THE DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, AND SONG ACTRESS OF THE MOVIE AS BELIEVED THE MOVIE LINES SHE WROTE 100% AND ACTED IT "97% LEVEL!" WOW, I DEY OH, HOW YOU DEY, LIKE THIS "HOW YOUR BIG EXPENSIVE PHONE(S) DEY, I NEED MY OWN CLASSY AND EXPENSIVE PHONE, I DON WRITE TIRE, YOU DEY HEAR, NOW I SAY MAKE I SING AM LIKE CANARY BIRD WEY NO GET DNA TO TEST RUN!!

COMMENTATOR NOW SHOUTED!: WAR LIE HE, IT'S A LIE BUT IT'S A PHONE DELIVERY MISUNDERSTANDING! DO YOU KNOW MY PHYSICAL ADDRESS, SEND IT PLEASE, THREE KINGS FOOTBALL FROM ONE WOMAN IS NO JOKE, I TRY AS I BORN THEM FOR YOU!"

SO, AFTER APOSTLE DIRECTED AND ACTED IT, IN THE FILM OH, THE ONLINE LOVED PLAYED AND LISTEN TO THE SONG AND ASKED!: "IS THIS A SCAM?"

THEN HER FELLOW PASTORS THAT CAME FOR SITE-SEEING DECIDED TO USE THE SAME SONG TITLE: "JESUS/JISOS, THE SUN WON ANDROID; BEST IN AFRICA!" AS THEIR DISMISSAL SONG AND MIRACLES FILLED EVERYWHERE IN THEIR OWN CHURCH TOO! THEY SANG IT IN THEIR OWN WAY TOO! SOME SANG IT EXACTLY THE SAME WAY BUT THE MIRACLES REMAINED THE SAME!

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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3.12.23

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER; YOU DEFAMED ME AND MADE ME GO FROM BEING "FAMOUS" TO BEING AN "UNPOPULAR DEMAND!" OH, YOU'VE DEFORMED ME, WHAT A DEFORMATION OF CAR RANKED HIGH!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER; YOU DEFAMED ME AND MADE ME GO FROM BEING "FAMOUS" TO BEING AN "UNPOPULAR DEMAND!" OH, YOU'VE DEFORMED ME, WHAT A DEFORMATION OF CAR RANKED HIGH!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO MY IF; I NATION CONGREGATION! UMU D.C.C.G. EH, EH, EH! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!

IS IT 🍓🍇🍒 "DEFAMATORY" OR "DEAL AFFIRMATIVE! "

ONE CERTAIN EMPLOYER WAS TRAINING HIS OWN EMPLOYEES AND HE SAID O THEM! : "THE LAW OF BUSINESS SAYS, 'SERVE MY CUSTOMER LIKE YOU OWN IT! OWN IT, OWN IT! "

HE TOLD THEM! : "IF YOU DO THIS, 'I SHALL BE HEALED' FROM ALL THE PAINS YOU CAUSED ME BEFORE!'

SO, SOME OF THEM THEM LIKE THE STORY OF THR SHARED TALENTS IN THE BIBLE BY THE MASTER, EXCEPT THIS TIME HE GAVE THEM THE SAME EQUAL RIGHTS! THEY THEN DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO OWN HIS BUSINESS IS TO ACTUALLY STEAL IT UNDER HIS NOSE! THE OTHERS WHISTLE BLOWED ON THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR EVIL INTENTIONS OF WANTING TO LEAVE A GENEROUS MAN HIGH AND DRY, POOR!"

THEN, HE SANG TO THE GOOD ONES! : "HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST" WHEREBY, IN THIS CONTEXT (DUE TO THE CONTEST HE EARLIER GAVE TO ALL HIS STAFF), "HOSANNA" MEANS "UPROOT, SPREAD IT/DO MARKETING/DO ADVERTISEMENT; I AM NOW GOING BACK TO WHERE I CAME FROM/I AM GOING BACK HOME!"

I SAY, "HAPPY SUNDAY!"

NOTE THAT! : (IN ENGLI-IGBO LANGUAGE) "JIHOVAH, OGOLOGO NMA AGHA, OGOLOGO NMA AGHA" MEANS "JIHOVAH, LONG GOOD BATTLE/WAR, LONG GOOD BATTLE/WAR” OR "JIHOVAH, LONG KNIFE OF WAR/BATTLE, LONG KNIFE OF WAR/BATTLE" OR "JIHOVAH, CUTLASS/MACHETE OF WAR/BATTLE, CUTLASS/MACHETE OF WAR/BATTLE" OR "JIHOVAH, HE HAS BOUGHT LOOK HE HAS BOUGHT KNIFE OF BATTLE/KNIFE OF WAR/WAR'S KNIFE/BATTLE'S KNIFE" OR "JIHOVAH, HE/SHE HAS BOUGHT LOOK HE/SHE HAS BOUGHT, GOOD, WAR/BATTLE! "

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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1.12.23

"NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"NA YOU DEY TOUCH WALTER FOR PHONE; WATER IS FUN! SWIM MORE, IN LICE IN LIARS! SWEEP, MOURNING LIAR! THESE ARE THE SOURCES OF CULTISM TRAINING WHERE THEY USE CUTLASSES TO MATCHETE PEOPLE IN HIGHER INSTITUTION AND ON THE STREETS! CULT ROBE CORRUPT SALT AND LIARS! WHO SAID THIS, 'IF I TORCH LIGHT YOU, EHN, HEN END!' MATCHES NKO, ON ON!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

D.C.C.G.

INTERNATONAL FILMING INSTITUTE (IF; I)

* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

"MALES MAILS MAIZES, FEMALES FIN MAILS FIT MAILS SINCE!"

💀💘 SO, IS IT "MALES FADED BROWN TOP, BLACK SHORT KNICKER AND A BLACK FACE CAP LIKE OLDEN DAYS DRIVER; THE ALWAYS BLACKS IN ALL WAYS YOU PASS THROUGH" OR "A SHININV WHITE SUTAN AND A RED SPOTTED WITE HEAD TIE/GEAR TIED ROUND TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A ROPE, AND SITTING AT THE OWNER'S SEAT IN THE CAR; THE FAKE SMILING WHITES! "

😢💀💘 IS IT "COURTING HIM, MUSTN'T END" OR "CULTISM MUST END! "

✌ IS IT "MUST, USELESS HER" OR "MALTS, USE ENTER" OR "MUSK, YOUTHS AID" OR "MOSQUE, QUAKE HAND, ARK! "

😂😭 LAUGH OR CRY, IS IT "THE RICH MHST DINE FOR THE POOR TO LIVE" OR "THE POOR MUST SUFFER FOR THE RICH TO SURVIVE! "

INSTRUCTIONS FROM ABOVE ON HIGH "AS IT IS, IT IS IN HEAVEN!": "JISOS/JESUS CHRIST THE HOLY LORD SPIRITUAL SAID THAT YOU SHOULD LORD SPIRITUAL REALM AS GOOD CHRISTIANS!" LET ME ASK YOU FIRST, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY TO YOU THAT "THE PHYSICAL IS CONTROLLED BY THE SPIRITUAL" OR "THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE PHYSICAL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE SPIRITUAL! " NOW, NA THE PERSON WEY SEE THE FUTURE NA HIM SEE, IF YOU LIKE CALL AM PROPHET OR NOT, WHEN THE THING WEY THE PERSON WEY DEY SEE SEE HAPPEN, THE ANSWER MOST TIMES NA "IF I HAD KNOWN" OR "NO ONE TOLD ME THAT IT WILL BE NA THIS" OR "NA ONLY BAD THING YOU DEY SEE NOW E DONE HAPPEN NA YOU CAUSE AM BECAUSE NA YOU SEE AM BEFORE E HAPPEN" OR "TAME YOUR MOUTH, IT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU SAID!" NOW I ASK YOU, "WHY DON'T YOU SAY "TAME YOUR HANDS?" HAVEN'T YOU HEARD IT SAID BEFORE THAT "WHAT IS WRITTEN IS WRITTEN?" AND THE WORLD WE USED TO KNOW ENDED BADLY AGAIN IN THE FUTURE AND SOMEONE WANTED TO CURSE THE SEER WHOM ACCUSED AS THE CAUSE. MY DEAR, "MY DEAR, I SAY TO YOU THAT, "THAT CURSE GO HOOK FOR YOUR THROAT FOR YOU GO CHOKE, I SWEAR! GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME, THE LORD KNOW BEST!"

SOMEBODY NOW SAID! : "NOTHING IS DOING THIS GIRL, NA ONLY WEED BECAUSE THEM DEY MIX WEED FOR HIM FOOD!"

THE GIRL NOW SAID LIKE A HIGH DRUNKARD! : "I AM HIGH IN THE LORD, LEAVE ME MAKE I DEY SEE THINGS DEY GO, ABEG DEY GO!"

🏀🏈🏐⚾🏉🎱SONG TITLE! : "JISOS/JESUS- ALL I HAVE! "

"ALL I HAVE IS YOU IN HEAVEN, ON EARTH! ALL I HAVE IS YOU! ALL I HAVE IS YOU IN HEAVEN, ON EARTH! ALL I HAVE IS YOU! JESUS/JISOS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU, UH, UH! JISOS/JESUS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU! JISOS/JESUS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU, UH, UH! JESUS/JISOS, ALL I HAVE IS YOU!"

ONE FOOTBALL FREAK OF A STRANGER NOW SHOUTED AT THE BALCONY'S BACKGROUND, I MEAN THE BACKGROUND OF THE BALCONY!: "IT FIT BE SAY NA YOUR PAPA BRING ME COME LAGOS WEY YOU DEY PLAY ME LIKE FOOTBALL ANY HOW! YOU TOO KILL, I BEG SHUT UP!"

SO, THE HIGH ON CHEAP DRUGS FEMALE PASTOR STARTED ANOTHER FORM OF CONVINCING PREACHING!: YES, I SAID IT, KEEP SAYING THAT I AM HIGH ON CHEAP DRUGS BECAUSE I LIKE ROAD SIDE CHEMIST/BIOCHEMISTS SHOPS FOR TREATMENTS OVER THE COUNTER THAN YOUR UNCARING INN OF A HOSPITAL, SEE HOW YOU KILLED MY PAL, MY PADI IS HURT HOT!" FOR INSTANCE, "DO YOU KNOW THAT OUR GOOD VIRGIN MARY COULD HAVE ASKED "JISOS CHRIST FOR PALM WINE AT THE WEDDING AT CANA, "IT IS EITHER!"

(1) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST WAS A GOOD PALM WINE TAPER, I MEAN, TAPPER!"

"SOMEONE SHOUTED WITH HIS MOUTH OPENED, A GAP!": "HEH!!!!!"

(2) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST KNEWTHE BEST AND FASTEST WAY TO SOURCE FOR PALM WINE FOR HE IS SPECILIST IN THAT AXIS OR AREA!"

ANOTHER PERSON NOW SHOUTEF WITH HER EYES WIDE OPENED IN SHOCK!: "HMMM! SEE ME, SEE WAHALA! TROUBLE! HEH!"

(3) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST OWNED AN ALCOHOL BREWERY! "

"SHOCKINGLY, SOMEONE WHISPERED TO ANOTHER BUT MADE SURE SHE HEARD IT AT THE SAME TIME! : "THIS AUNTY NAME IS 'I DON'T LIKE PEACE, I ONLY LIKE TROUBLE EVERYTIME'!"

THE OTHER SLEEPY WOKE UP AND PERSON SHOUTED! : "EVERY TIME, HEAVY; TYPE! "

(4) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO FOOT THE BILLS/PAY FOR ANOTHER PALM WINE THATBWILL REACH THE REMAING "GUESTS" THAT NEEDED TO BE SATISFIED!"

"ONE ENVIOUS WOMAN SHOUTED!": "CONTINUE, KNOW IT ALL!"

(5) THOSE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE WERE TOO CLOSE TO HER OR THEY WERE NOT JUST FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WERE LIKE FAMILY FRIENDS!

SOMEONE WHO HEARD HER FROM OUTSIDE THE CHURCH PREMISES 'TEXTING ON THE MICROPHONE!' SHOUTED LIKE A MOUNTAIN ECHO TO EVERYONE'S HEARING AND CONTINUED ON HIS OWN JOURNEY!: "TORMENTED FOWL!"

BEFORE THE NEXT PERSON COULD SAY ANYTHING, SHE ALSO SHOUTED AT THAT PERSON AND EVERY OTHER PERSON SHUT UP AND HER INTOXICATING PREACHING CONTINUED! EVERY BODY JUST FOLDED THEIR HANDS JUST LOOKING AT HER WITH HER WITH A FROWN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HER PREACHINGS WERE TOXIC CATERING! : " YES, BRING IT ON! OH, YEAH OH!"

(6) "VIRGIN MARY WENT ON TO TELL THE SERVANTS/WEDDING MANAGER TO DO AS HE SAYS BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY USED TO JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST ANSWERED/RESPONDED LIKE THAT BUT ENDING UP DOING SOMETHING TO APPEASE HER EVEN AFTER OR BEHIND HER BACK AS LONG AS THERE IS A 'GOOD RIGHT' IN IT! FOR, EXAMPLE, LOOK AT THE TEMPLE MATTER WHEN HE WAS 12 YEARS AND "THE WAY HE RESPONDED! "

(7) "JOSEPH ASKED HER TO DO THAT PHYSICALLY!"

(8) "JOSEPH MAYHAVE ALREADY BEEN PHYSICALLY 'DEAD' BY THAT TIME AT WEDDING AT CANA! LEARNED LAND OF OUR FATHERS!"

(9) "JOSEPH WAS AT WORK AS A HARD-WORKING CARPENTER!"

SOMEONE SLEEPING SHOUTED FROM HIS SLEEP! EVERYONE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT HIM BECAUSE HE WAS A BACK-BENCHER WITH AN EXPRESSION OF WHERE IS THIS ONE COMING FROM!, DISTURBING THE NEIGHBOUR WITH HOOD: "HARDLY WORKING SCAN PAINTERS!"

(10) "JOSEPH WAS AT HOME RESTING FOR THE WEEKEND AFTER A WEEK-LONG HARD WORK!"

(11) "THE HOLY SPIRIT MINISTERED TO HER (THAT IS, VIRGIN MARY) TO DO SO!"

THAT SAME BACK-BENCHER CAME OUT FROM THE BACK BENCH TO THE FRONT-ALTAR WHILE STENCHING HEAVILY OF ALCOHOL SMELL AND THEY NOW KNEW WHERE THE SMELL OF ALCOHOL THEY'VE BEING PERCEIVING SINCE WAS COMING FROM! AND HE SAID TO THE FEMALE PREACHER! : "YOU NO GET SENSE, SENT LIKE YOU!"

AND SHE RESPONDED AND THUNDER OF THE LORD GOD ON HIGH FIRED HIM TO HIS DEATH FOR SHE ONLY SAID AND CONTINUED PREACHING BECAUSE HIS SUDDEN DEATH MADE THE CHURCH TO SCATTER!: "BLESS YOU BROTHER!"

(12) "THE PRESENCE OF PALM-WINE IN ANYBWEDDING TILL THE END OF THE PROGRAM/FEAST IN THISE DAYS WAS A NECCESSARY REQUIREMENT! GO AND ASK ' IGBO PEOPLE' ABOUT TRADITIONAL WEDDINGS BEFORE YOU SAY THAT I AM HIGH AND HARD ON 'IGBO' EVEN AS A FEMALE PREACHER OF 'THE WORD OF GOD! ' DEM DON DO YOU BEFORE?"

(13) "JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST SAID 'MY TIME HAS NOT COME' MEANS 'IT WASN'T TIKE FOR HIMTO SHOWCASE HIMSELF TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE HIS IMMEDIATE HOME/HOUSEHOLD (THAT IS, OTHER PEOPLE ASIDE FROM/EXCEPT JOSEPH, HIS EARTHLY FATHER AND VIRGIN MARY, HIS MOTHER! FOR INSTANCE WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO BE KILLED, HE TOLD THEM THEY DID NOT CATCH HIM BEFORE BECAUSE 'HIS TIKEHAD NOT COKE! ALLALAIA, AMEN!" NOW STAND UP, LET'S PRAY! "

(14) I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD NOW, "MAN, PEOPLE PERISH BECAUSE OF LACK OF NON LEDGE, I MEAN, KNOWLEDGE!"

SOMEONE SHOUTED AT HER!: "NO USE YOUR REGGAE SONG SPOIL MY BLUES SONG! NO USE YOUR REGGAE SPOIL MY BLUES!"

(15) THE FEMALE PREACHER CONTINUED HER PRAYER POINTSIN SHOUTING AND HAPPINESS BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN VINDICATED/EXORNORATED!": "OUR ENEMIES SHALL ALL DIE IN A HORRYFYING MANNER! BUT MY DEAR GOOD CHRISTIANS, AS FOR US, UNTIMELY DEATH IS NOT OUR PORTION IN JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST NAME EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT UNTIMELY UNTHINKABLE UNIMAGINABLE BLESSINGS IS PERMITTED FOR US BECAUSE BLESSINGS CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH FOR US AS BEING GOOD CHRISTIANS IS CONCERNED WE ARE CONCERNED FOR OUR CONSIGNMENTS TO BE DELIVRED TO US IN TIME!"

"SO, THE CAMERA MAN SNAPPED HER ON THE PULPIT/CHURCH ALTAR AS HE WAS PAID TO DO THAT SINCE IT WAS 'THEIR BAZAAR DAY!' SHE GOT BOUNCER WHOM THE CAMERA MAN PASSED BY SAYING ALOUD TO EVERYONE'S HEARING LIKE A COURT HEARING BT THIS TIME IT WAS A CHURCH!": "PHOTO!!!!"

AFTER THE PICTURE SNAP SHOTS, SHE SHOUTED AS A GROUND OPENING FOR THE BAZAAR TO CONTINUE! : "PRAISE THE LORD WHO IS, A MEN! ALLAH NLA, ALLALAIA, AMEN! LAID, GHOST! HE'S GOOD! OUR GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND EVERYWHERE!"

"EVERYONE IN THE CHURCH PREMISES SAID IN CHORUS WITH HER!": "GOD IS GOOD!"

🥤SKIT ENDED, MOVIE BEGINS!!!!!!! 🥃🍸🍷🥂🍻🍺🍼🎂

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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29.11.23

"YOU SUNK; MY BLOOD! WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RACISM AND TRIBALISM!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"YOU SUNK; MY BLOOD! WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RACISM AND TRIBALISM!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).

💔 IS IT "SUNK" OR "SOAKED" OR "SUCK!"

💔 MUSICIAN LIKE ME! SONG ANALYSIS!:

💣❤💔 "OMALICHA NI IBU GO MU O" MEANS "BEAUTY AND YOU, LOAD, BUY ME, OH" OR "AND YOU STILL FINISHED CLIMBING FOR YOU HAVE CARRIED ME ALREADY OH" OR "BEAUTY/PRETTY ONE FOR YOU HAVE FINISHED KILLING ME ALREADY OH" OR "YOU STILL FINSIHED EATING FOR YOU HAVE CARRIED ME ALREADY OH" OR "GOLD-DIGGER FOR YOU HAVE FINISHED KILLING ME ALREADY OH!"

💔❤💣 "CHIKE" MEANS "GOD'S CREATION" OR "THE CREATION OF GOD!"

💔💔💔💯 "CHE KWA NU NI IBU GO MU O!" MEANS "JUST THINK/WAIT NOW FOR YOU, LOAD, BUY ME OH" OR "JUST THINK NOW FOR YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED ME OH!" OR "JUST WAIT NOW FOR YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED ME" OR "JUST EVEN BE SECURITY/SECURE FOR YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED ME OH!"

💯💔💔💔💣 ❤❤❤ "ZO KOZU NA" MEANS "RAINED LIKE THE DEAD/A CORPSE AND WENT BACK TO HIS/HER/ITS ROOTS" OR "RAIN LIKE THE DEAD/A CORPSE/A DECEASED AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM/CAME FROM!" OR "RAIN SO THAT IT WILL BE ENOUGH BECAUSE...!"

SONG TITLE!: "I'VE FALLEN 'OUT OF LOVE' WITH YOU!"

NOW I ASK; NOW TELL ME! NA WHO TELL ME?: IS IT "CELEB BEATINGS" OR "SELECT VICTIMS!"

💔💫🗨🗯 💣💯 🖤❣💔💞 IS IT "THE SARCASTIC COMEDIAN" OR "THE STRAIGHT FORWARD, STRAIGHT SHOOTERS, COMA, DEAL! COMMANDO; COME AND DO; COME MAN DO? COME, MAN DO!"

WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"

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We use Cookies and similar tracking technologies to track the activity on Our Service and store certain information. Tracking technologies used are beacons, tags, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze Our Service. The technologies We use may include:

Cookies or Browser Cookies. A cookie is a small file placed on Your Device. You can instruct Your browser to refuse all Cookies or to indicate when a Cookie is being sent. However, if You do not accept Cookies, You may not be able to use some parts of our Service. Unless you have adjusted Your browser setting so that it will refuse Cookies, our Service may use Cookies.
Web Beacons. Certain sections of our Service and our emails may contain small electronic files known as web beacons (also referred to as clear gifs, pixel tags, and single-pixel gifs) that permit the Company, for example, to count users who have visited those pages or opened an email and for other related website statistics (for example, recording the popularity of a certain section and verifying system and server integrity).

Cookies can be "Persistent" or "Session" Cookies. Persistent Cookies remain on Your personal computer or mobile device when You go offline, while Session Cookies are deleted as soon as You close Your web browser. Learn more about cookies on the Privacy Policies website article.

We use both Session and Persistent Cookies for the purposes set out below:

Necessary / Essential Cookies

Type: Session Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies are essential to provide You with services available through the Website and to enable You to use some of its features. They help to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts. Without these Cookies, the services that You have asked for cannot be provided, and We only use these Cookies to provide You with those services.
Cookies Policy / Notice Acceptance Cookies

Type: Persistent Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies identify if users have accepted the use of cookies on the Website.
Functionality Cookies

Type: Persistent Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies allow us to remember choices You make when You use the Website, such as remembering your login details or language preference. The purpose of these Cookies is to provide You with a more personal experience and to avoid You having to re-enter your preferences every time You use the Website.

For more information about the cookies we use and your choices regarding cookies, please visit our Cookies Policy or the Cookies section of our Privacy Policy.

Use of Your Personal Data

The Company may use Personal Data for the following purposes:

To provide and maintain our Service, including to monitor the usage of our Service.
To manage Your Account: to manage Your registration as a user of the Service. The Personal Data You provide can give You access to different functionalities of the Service that are available to You as a registered user.
For the performance of a contract: the development, compliance and undertaking of the purchase contract for the products, items or services You have purchased or of any other contract with Us through the Service.
To contact You: To contact You by email, telephone calls, SMS, or other equivalent forms of electronic communication, such as a mobile application's push notifications regarding updates or informative communications related to the functionalities, products or contracted services, including the security updates, when necessary or reasonable for their implementation.
To provide You with news, special offers and general information about other goods, services and events which we offer that are similar to those that you have already purchased or enquired about unless You have opted not to receive such information.
To manage Your requests: To attend and manage Your requests to Us.
For business transfers: We may use Your information to evaluate or conduct a merger, divestiture, restructuring, reorganization, dissolution, or other sale or transfer of some or all of Our assets, whether as a going concern or as part of bankruptcy, liquidation, or similar proceeding, in which Personal Data held by Us about our Service users is among the assets transferred.
For other purposes: We may use Your information for other purposes, such as data analysis, identifying usage trends, determining the effectiveness of our promotional campaigns and to evaluate and improve our Service, products, services, marketing and your experience.

We may share Your personal information in the following situations:

With Service Providers: We may share Your personal information with Service Providers to monitor and analyze the use of our Service, to contact You.
For business transfers: We may share or transfer Your personal information in connection with, or during negotiations of, any merger, sale of Company assets, financing, or acquisition of all or a portion of Our business to another company.
With Affiliates: We may share Your information with Our affiliates, in which case we will require those affiliates to honor this Privacy Policy. Affiliates include Our parent company and any other subsidiaries, joint venture partners or other companies that We control or that are under common control with Us.
With business partners: We may share Your information with Our business partners to offer You certain products, services or promotions.
With other users: when You share personal information or otherwise interact in the public areas with other users, such information may be viewed by all users and may be publicly distributed outside. If You interact with other users or register through a Third-Party Social Media Service, Your contacts on the Third-Party Social Media Service may see Your name, profile, pictures and description of Your activity. Similarly, other users will be able to view descriptions of Your activity, communicate with You and view Your profile.
With Your consent: We may disclose Your personal information for any other purpose with Your consent.

Retention of Your Personal Data

The Company will retain Your Personal Data only for as long as is necessary for the purposes set out in this Privacy Policy. We will retain and use Your Personal Data to the extent necessary to comply with our legal obligations (for example, if we are required to retain your data to comply with applicable laws), resolve disputes, and enforce our legal agreements and policies.

The Company will also retain Usage Data for internal analysis purposes. Usage Data is generally retained for a shorter period of time, except when this data is used to strengthen the security or to improve the functionality of Our Service, or We are legally obligated to retain this data for longer time periods.

Transfer of Your Personal Data

Your information, including Personal Data, is processed at the Company's operating offices and in any other places where the parties involved in the processing are located. It means that this information may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of Your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ than those from Your jurisdiction.

Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by Your submission of such information represents Your agreement to that transfer.

The Company will take all steps reasonably necessary to ensure that Your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy and no transfer of Your Personal Data will take place to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place including the security of Your data and other personal information.

Delete Your Personal Data

You have the right to delete or request that We assist in deleting the Personal Data that We have collected about You.

Our Service may give You the ability to delete certain information about You from within the Service.

You may update, amend, or delete Your information at any time by signing in to Your Account, if you have one, and visiting the account settings section that allows you to manage Your personal information. You may also contact Us to request access to, correct, or delete any personal information that You have provided to Us.

Please note, however, that We may need to retain certain information when we have a legal obligation or lawful basis to do so.

Disclosure of Your Personal Data

Business Transactions

If the Company is involved in a merger, acquisition or asset sale, Your Personal Data may be transferred. We will provide notice before Your Personal Data is transferred and becomes subject to a different Privacy Policy.

Law enforcement

Under certain circumstances, the Company may be required to disclose Your Personal Data if required to do so by law or in response to valid requests by public authorities (e.g. a court or a government agency).

Other legal requirements

The Company may disclose Your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:

Comply with a legal obligation
Protect and defend the rights or property of the Company
Prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
Protect the personal safety of Users of the Service or the public
Protect against legal liability

Security of Your Personal Data

The security of Your Personal Data is important to Us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While We strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect Your Personal Data, We cannot guarantee its absolute security.

Children's Privacy

Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 13. If You are a parent or guardian and You are aware that Your child has provided Us with Personal Data, please contact Us. If We become aware that We have collected Personal Data from anyone under the age of 13 without verification of parental consent, We take steps to remove that information from Our servers.

If We need to rely on consent as a legal basis for processing Your information and Your country requires consent from a parent, We may require Your parent's consent before We collect and use that information.

Links to Other Websites

Our Service may contain links to other websites that are not operated by Us. If You click on a third party link, You will be directed to that third party's site. We strongly advise You to review the Privacy Policy of every site You visit.

We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We may update Our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify You of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.

We will let You know via email and/or a prominent notice on Our Service, prior to the change becoming effective and update the "Last updated" date at the top of this Privacy Policy.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us:

By email: victoriarichnwankwo89@gmail.com
By phone number: 08038081630

Zero fur EULA

End-User License Agreement (EULA) of Zero fur

This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you and Zero fur

This EULA agreement governs your acquisition and use of our Zero fur software ("Software") directly from Zero fur or indirectly through a Zero fur authorized reseller or distributor (a "Reseller").

Please read this EULA agreement carefully before completing the installation process and using the Zero fur software. It provides a license to use the Zero fur software and contains warranty information and liability disclaimers.

If you register for a free trial of the Zero fur software, this EULA agreement will also govern that trial. By clicking "accept" or installing and/or using the Zero fur software, you are confirming your acceptance of the Software and agreeing to become bound by the terms of this EULA agreement.

If you are entering into this EULA agreement on behalf of a company or other legal entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind such entity and its affiliates to these terms and conditions. If you do not have such authority or if you do not agree with the terms and conditions of this EULA agreement, do not install or use the Software, and you must not accept this EULA agreement.

This EULA agreement shall apply only to the Software supplied by Zero fur herewith regardless of whether other software is referred to or described herein. The terms also apply to any Zero fur updates, supplements, Internet-based services, and support services for the Software, unless other terms accompany those items on delivery. If so, those terms apply.

License Grant

Zero fur hereby grants you a personal, non-transferable, non-exclusive licence to use the Zero fur software on your devices in accordance with the terms of this EULA agreement.

You are permitted to load the Zero fur software (for example a PC, laptop, mobile or tablet) under your control. You are responsible for ensuring your device meets the minimum requirements of the Zero fur software.

You are not permitted to:

Edit, alter, modify, adapt, translate or otherwise change the whole or any part of the Software nor permit the whole or any part of the Software to be combined with or become incorporated in any other software, nor decompile, disassemble or reverse engineer the Software or attempt to do any such things
Reproduce, copy, distribute, resell or otherwise use the Software for any commercial purpose
Allow any third party to use the Software on behalf of or for the benefit of any third party
Use the Software in any way which breaches any applicable local, national or international law
use the Software for any purpose that Zero fur considers is a breach of this EULA agreement

Intellectual Property and Ownership

Zero fur shall at all times retain ownership of the Software as originally downloaded by you and all subsequent downloads of the Software by you. The Software (and the copyright, and other intellectual property rights of whatever nature in the Software, including any modifications made thereto) are and shall remain the property of Zero fur.

Zero fur reserves the right to grant licences to use the Software to third parties.

Termination

This EULA agreement is effective from the date you first use the Software and shall continue until terminated. You may terminate it at any time upon written notice to Zero fur.

It will also terminate immediately if you fail to comply with any term of this EULA agreement. Upon such termination, the licenses granted by this EULA agreement will immediately terminate and you agree to stop all access and use of the Software. The provisions that by their nature continue and survive will survive any termination of this EULA agreement. This EULA was created by App EULA Template Generator from App-Privacy-Policy.com for Zero fur

Governing Law

This EULA agreement, and any dispute arising out of or in connection with this EULA agreement, shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of ng.

Zero fur Disclaimer

Disclaimer for Zero fur

We are doing our best to prepare the content of this app. However, Zero fur cannot warranty the expressions and suggestions of the contents, as well as its accuracy. In addition, to the extent permitted by the law, Zero fur shall not be responsible for any losses and/or damages due to the usage of the information on our app. Our Disclaimer was generated with the help of the App Disclaimer Generator from App-Privacy-Policy.com

By using our app, you hereby consent to our disclaimer and agree to its terms.

Any links contained in our app may lead to external sites are provided for convenience only. Any information or statements that appeared in these sites or app are not sponsored, endorsed, or otherwise approved by Zero fur. For these external sites, Zero fur cannot be held liable for the availability of, or the content located on or through it. Plus, any losses or damages occurred from using these contents or the internet generally.

Zero fur Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions

Welcome to Zero fur!

These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Zero fur.

By using this app we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use Zero fur if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.

The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and all Agreements: "Client", "You" and "Your" refers to you, the person log on this website and compliant to the Company’s terms and conditions. "The Company", "Ourselves", "We", "Our" and "Us", refers to our Company. "Party", "Parties", or "Us", refers to both the Client and ourselves. All terms refer to the offer, acceptance and consideration of payment necessary to undertake the process of our assistance to the Client in the most appropriate manner for the express purpose of meeting the Client’s needs in respect of provision of the Company’s stated services, in accordance with and subject to, prevailing law of Netherlands. Any use of the above terminology or other words in the singular, plural, capitalization and/or he/she or they, are taken as interchangeable and therefore as referring to same. Our Terms and Conditions were created with the help of the App Terms and Conditions Generator from App-Privacy-Policy.com

License

Unless otherwise stated, Zero fur and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights for all material on Zero fur. All intellectual property rights are reserved. You may access this from Zero fur for your own personal use subjected to restrictions set in these terms and conditions.

You must not:

Republish material from Zero fur
Sell, rent or sub-license material from Zero fur
Reproduce, duplicate or copy material from Zero fur
Redistribute content from Zero fur

This Agreement shall begin on the date hereof.

Parts of this app offer an opportunity for users to post and exchange opinions and information in certain areas of the website. Zero fur does not filter, edit, publish or review Comments prior to their presence on the website. Comments do not reflect the views and opinions of Zero fur, its agents and/or affiliates. Comments reflect the views and opinions of the person who post their views and opinions. To the extent permitted by applicable laws, Zero fur shall not be liable for the Comments or for any liability, damages or expenses caused and/or suffered as a result of any use of and/or posting of and/or appearance of the Comments on this website.

Zero fur reserves the right to monitor all Comments and to remove any Comments which can be considered inappropriate, offensive or causes breach of these Terms and Conditions.

You warrant and represent that:

You are entitled to post the Comments on our App and have all necessary licenses and consents to do so;
The Comments do not invade any intellectual property right, including without limitation copyright, patent or trademark of any third party;
The Comments do not contain any defamatory, libelous, offensive, indecent or otherwise unlawful material which is an invasion of privacy
The Comments will not be used to solicit or promote business or custom or present commercial activities or unlawful activity.

You hereby grant Zero fur a non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, edit and authorize others to use, reproduce and edit any of your Comments in any and all forms, formats or media.

Hyperlinking to our App

The following organizations may link to our App without prior written approval:

Government agencies;
Search engines;
News organizations;
Online directory distributors may link to our App in the same manner as they hyperlink to the Websites of other listed businesses; and
System wide Accredited Businesses except soliciting non-profit organizations, charity shopping malls, and charity fundraising groups which may not hyperlink to our Web site.

These organizations may link to our home page, to publications or to other App information so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products and/or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party's site.

We may consider and approve other link requests from the following types of organizations:

commonly-known consumer and/or business information sources;
dot.com community sites;
associations or other groups representing charities;
online directory distributors;
internet portals;
accounting, law and consulting firms; and
educational institutions and trade associations.

We will approve link requests from these organizations if we decide that: (a) the link would not make us look unfavorably to ourselves or to our accredited businesses; (b) the organization does not have any negative records with us; (c) the benefit to us from the visibility of the hyperlink compensates the absence of Zero fur; and (d) the link is in the context of general resource information.

These organizations may link to our App so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party's site.

If you are one of the organizations listed in paragraph 2 above and are interested in linking to our App, you must inform us by sending an e-mail to Zero fur. Please include your name, your organization name, contact information as well as the URL of your site, a list of any URLs from which you intend to link to our App, and a list of the URLs on our site to which you would like to link. Wait 2-3 weeks for a response.

Approved organizations may hyperlink to our App as follows:

By use of our corporate name; or
By use of the uniform resource locator being linked to; or
By use of any other description of our App being linked to that makes sense within the context and format of content on the linking party's site.

No use of Zero fur's logo or other artwork will be allowed for linking absent a trademark license agreement.

iFrames

Without prior approval and written permission, you may not create frames around our Webpages that alter in any way the visual presentation or appearance of our App.

Content Liability

We shall not be hold responsible for any content that appears on your App. You agree to protect and defend us against all claims that is rising on our App. No link(s) should appear on any Website that may be interpreted as libelous, obscene or criminal, or which infringes, otherwise violates, or advocates the infringement or other violation of, any third party rights.

Reservation of Rights

We reserve the right to request that you remove all links or any particular link to our App. You approve to immediately remove all links to our App upon request. We also reserve the right to amen these terms and conditions and it's linking policy at any time. By continuously linking to our App, you agree to be bound to and follow these linking terms and conditions.

Removal of links from our App

If you find any link on our App that is offensive for any reason, you are free to contact and inform us any moment. We will consider requests to remove links but we are not obligated to or so or to respond to you directly.

We do not ensure that the information on this website is correct, we do not warrant its completeness or accuracy; nor do we promise to ensure that the website remains available or that the material on the website is kept up to date.

Disclaimer

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all representations, warranties and conditions relating to our App and the use of this website. Nothing in this disclaimer will:

limit or exclude our or your liability for death or personal injury;
limit or exclude our or your liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation;
limit any of our or your liabilities in any way that is not permitted under applicable law; or
exclude any of our or your liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law.

The limitations and prohibitions of liability set in this Section and elsewhere in this disclaimer: (a) are subject to the preceding paragraph; and (b) govern all liabilities arising under the disclaimer, including liabilities arising in contract, in tort and for breach of statutory duty.

As long as the website and the information and services on the website are provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature.

Zero fur Privacy policy

Privacy Policy for Zero fur

At Zero fur, one of our main priorities is the privacy of our visitors. This Privacy Policy document contains types of information that is collected and recorded by Zero fur and how we use it.

If you have additional questions or require more information about our Privacy Policy, do not hesitate to contact us.

Log Files

Zero fur follows a standard procedure of using log files. These files log visitors when they use app. The information collected by log files include internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, Internet Service Provider (ISP), date and time stamp, referring/exit pages, and possibly the number of clicks. These are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable. The purpose of the information is for analyzing trends, administering the app, tracking users' movement on the app, and gathering demographic information.

Our Advertising Partners

Some of advertisers in our app may use cookies and web beacons. Our advertising partners are listed below. Each of our advertising partners has their own Privacy Policy for their policies on user data. For easier access, we hyperlinked to their Privacy Policies below.

Google

https://policies.google.com/technologies/ads

Privacy Policies

You may consult this list to find the Privacy Policy for each of the advertising partners of Zero fur.

Third-party ad servers or ad networks uses technologies like cookies, JavaScript, or Beacons that are used in their respective advertisements and links that appear on Zero fur. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. These technologies are used to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content that you see on this app or other apps or websites.

Note that Zero fur has no access to or control over these cookies that are used by third-party advertisers.

Third Party Privacy Policies

Zero fur's Privacy Policy does not apply to other advertisers or websites. Thus, we are advising you to consult the respective Privacy Policies of these third-party ad servers for more detailed information. It may include their practices and instructions about how to opt-out of certain options.

Children's Information

Another part of our priority is adding protection for children while using the internet. We encourage parents and guardians to observe, participate in, and/or monitor and guide their online activity.

Zero fur does not knowingly collect any Personal Identifiable Information from children under the age of 13. If you think that your child provided this kind of information on our App, we strongly encourage you to contact us immediately and we will do our best efforts to promptly remove such information from our records.

Online Privacy Policy Only

This Privacy Policy applies only to our online activities and is valid for visitors to our App with regards to the information that they shared and/or collect in Zero fur. This policy is not applicable to any information collected offline or via channels other than this app. Our Privacy Policy was created with the help of the App Privacy Policy Generator from App-Privacy-Policy.com

Consent

By using our app, you hereby consent to our Privacy Policy and agree to its Terms and Conditions.

Chisom Business Ventures Online Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 20, 2024

Interpretation and Definitions

Interpretation

Definitions

For the purposes of this Privacy Policy:

Account means a unique account created for You to access our Service or parts of our Service.
Affiliate means an entity that controls, is controlled by or is under common control with a party, where "control" means ownership of 50% or more of the shares, equity interest or other securities entitled to vote for election of directors or other managing authority.
Application refers to Zero fur, the software program provided by the Company.
Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us" or "Our" in this Agreement) refers to Chisom Business Ventures Online, No. 1, Awgbu Avenue, Igbekele-Morogbo, Badagry, Lagos State.
Cookies are small files that are placed on Your computer, mobile device or any other device by a website, containing the details of Your browsing history on that website among its many uses.
Country refers to: Nigeria
Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone or a digital tablet.
Personal Data is any information that relates to an identified or identifiable individual.
Service refers to the Application or the Website or both.
Service Provider means any natural or legal person who processes the data on behalf of the Company. It refers to third-party companies or individuals employed by the Company to facilitate the Service, to provide the Service on behalf of the Company, to perform services related to the Service or to assist the Company in analyzing how the Service is used.
Third-party Social Media Service refers to any website or any social network website through which a User can log in or create an account to use the Service.
Usage Data refers to data collected automatically, either generated by the use of the Service or from the Service infrastructure itself (for example, the duration of a page visit).
Website refers to Chisom Business Ventures Online, accessible from https://g.co/kgs/P1Z123
You means the individual accessing or using the Service, or the company, or other legal entity on behalf of which such individual is accessing or using the Service, as applicable.

Collecting and Using Your Personal Data

Types of Data Collected

Personal Data

Email address
First name and last name
Phone number
Usage Data

Usage Data

Usage Data is collected automatically when using the Service.

We may also collect information that Your browser sends whenever You visit our Service or when You access the Service by or through a mobile device.

Information from Third-Party Social Media Services

The Company allows You to create an account and log in to use the Service through the following Third-party Social Media Services:

Google
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
LinkedIn

Tracking Technologies and Cookies

Cookies or Browser Cookies. A cookie is a small file placed on Your Device. You can instruct Your browser to refuse all Cookies or to indicate when a Cookie is being sent. However, if You do not accept Cookies, You may not be able to use some parts of our Service. Unless you have adjusted Your browser setting so that it will refuse Cookies, our Service may use Cookies.
Web Beacons. Certain sections of our Service and our emails may contain small electronic files known as web beacons (also referred to as clear gifs, pixel tags, and single-pixel gifs) that permit the Company, for example, to count users who have visited those pages or opened an email and for other related website statistics (for example, recording the popularity of a certain section and verifying system and server integrity).

We use both Session and Persistent Cookies for the purposes set out below:

Necessary / Essential Cookies

Type: Session Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies are essential to provide You with services available through the Website and to enable You to use some of its features. They help to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts. Without these Cookies, the services that You have asked for cannot be provided, and We only use these Cookies to provide You with those services.
Cookies Policy / Notice Acceptance Cookies

Type: Persistent Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies identify if users have accepted the use of cookies on the Website.
Functionality Cookies

Type: Persistent Cookies

Administered by: Us

Purpose: These Cookies allow us to remember choices You make when You use the Website, such as remembering your login details or language preference. The purpose of these Cookies is to provide You with a more personal experience and to avoid You having to re-enter your preferences every time You use the Website.

For more information about the cookies we use and your choices regarding cookies, please visit our Cookies Policy or the Cookies section of our Privacy Policy.

Use of Your Personal Data

The Company may use Personal Data for the following purposes:

To provide and maintain our Service, including to monitor the usage of our Service.
To manage Your Account: to manage Your registration as a user of the Service. The Personal Data You provide can give You access to different functionalities of the Service that are available to You as a registered user.
For the performance of a contract: the development, compliance and undertaking of the purchase contract for the products, items or services You have purchased or of any other contract with Us through the Service.
To contact You: To contact You by email, telephone calls, SMS, or other equivalent forms of electronic communication, such as a mobile application's push notifications regarding updates or informative communications related to the functionalities, products or contracted services, including the security updates, when necessary or reasonable for their implementation.
To provide You with news, special offers and general information about other goods, services and events which we offer that are similar to those that you have already purchased or enquired about unless You have opted not to receive such information.
To manage Your requests: To attend and manage Your requests to Us.
For business transfers: We may use Your information to evaluate or conduct a merger, divestiture, restructuring, reorganization, dissolution, or other sale or transfer of some or all of Our assets, whether as a going concern or as part of bankruptcy, liquidation, or similar proceeding, in which Personal Data held by Us about our Service users is among the assets transferred.
For other purposes: We may use Your information for other purposes, such as data analysis, identifying usage trends, determining the effectiveness of our promotional campaigns and to evaluate and improve our Service, products, services, marketing and your experience.

We may share Your personal information in the following situations:

With Service Providers: We may share Your personal information with Service Providers to monitor and analyze the use of our Service, to contact You.
For business transfers: We may share or transfer Your personal information in connection with, or during negotiations of, any merger, sale of Company assets, financing, or acquisition of all or a portion of Our business to another company.
With Affiliates: We may share Your information with Our affiliates, in which case we will require those affiliates to honor this Privacy Policy. Affiliates include Our parent company and any other subsidiaries, joint venture partners or other companies that We control or that are under common control with Us.
With business partners: We may share Your information with Our business partners to offer You certain products, services or promotions.
With other users: when You share personal information or otherwise interact in the public areas with other users, such information may be viewed by all users and may be publicly distributed outside. If You interact with other users or register through a Third-Party Social Media Service, Your contacts on the Third-Party Social Media Service may see Your name, profile, pictures and description of Your activity. Similarly, other users will be able to view descriptions of Your activity, communicate with You and view Your profile.
With Your consent: We may disclose Your personal information for any other purpose with Your consent.

Retention of Your Personal Data

Transfer of Your Personal Data

Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by Your submission of such information represents Your agreement to that transfer.

Delete Your Personal Data

You have the right to delete or request that We assist in deleting the Personal Data that We have collected about You.

Our Service may give You the ability to delete certain information about You from within the Service.

Please note, however, that We may need to retain certain information when we have a legal obligation or lawful basis to do so.

Disclosure of Your Personal Data

Business Transactions

Law enforcement

Other legal requirements

The Company may disclose Your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:

Comply with a legal obligation
Protect and defend the rights or property of the Company
Prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
Protect the personal safety of Users of the Service or the public
Protect against legal liability

Security of Your Personal Data

Children's Privacy

Links to Other Websites

We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We may update Our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify You of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.

We will let You know via email and/or a prominent notice on Our Service, prior to the change becoming effective and update the "Last updated" date at the top of this Privacy Policy.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us:

By email: victoriarichnwankwo89@gmail.com

Privacy policy

Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 20, 2024

Interpretation and Definitions

Interpretation

Definitions

For the purposes of this Privacy Policy:

Account means a unique account created for You to access our Service or parts of our Service.
Affiliate means an entity that controls, is controlled by or is under common control with a party, where "control" means ownership of 50% or more of the shares, equity interest or other securities entitled to vote for election of directors or other managing authority.
Application refers to Zero fur, the software program provided by the Company.
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Collecting and Using Your Personal Data

Types of Data Collected

Personal Data

Email address
First name and last name
Phone number
Usage Data

Usage Data

Usage Data is collected automatically when using the Service.

We may also collect information that Your browser sends whenever You visit our Service or when You access the Service by or through a mobile device.

Information from Third-Party Social Media Services

The Company allows You to create an account and log in to use the Service through the following Third-party Social Media Services:

Google
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
LinkedIn

Use of Your Personal Data

The Company may use Personal Data for the following purposes:

To provide and maintain our Service, including to monitor the usage of our Service.
To manage Your Account: to manage Your registration as a user of the Service. The Personal Data You provide can give You access to different functionalities of the Service that are available to You as a registered user.
For the performance of a contract: the development, compliance and undertaking of the purchase contract for the products, items or services You have purchased or of any other contract with Us through the Service.
To contact You: To contact You by email, telephone calls, SMS, or other equivalent forms of electronic communication, such as a mobile application's push notifications regarding updates or informative communications related to the functionalities, products or contracted services, including the security updates, when necessary or reasonable for their implementation.
To provide You with news, special offers and general information about other goods, services and events which we offer that are similar to those that you have already purchased or enquired about unless You have opted not to receive such information.
To manage Your requests: To attend and manage Your requests to Us.
For business transfers: We may use Your information to evaluate or conduct a merger, divestiture, restructuring, reorganization, dissolution, or other sale or transfer of some or all of Our assets, whether as a going concern or as part of bankruptcy, liquidation, or similar proceeding, in which Personal Data held by Us about our Service users is among the assets transferred.
For other purposes: We may use Your information for other purposes, such as data analysis, identifying usage trends, determining the effectiveness of our promotional campaigns and to evaluate and improve our Service, products, services, marketing and your experience.

We may share Your personal information in the following situations:

With Service Providers: We may share Your personal information with Service Providers to monitor and analyze the use of our Service, to contact You.
For business transfers: We may share or transfer Your personal information in connection with, or during negotiations of, any merger, sale of Company assets, financing, or acquisition of all or a portion of Our business to another company.
With Affiliates: We may share Your information with Our affiliates, in which case we will require those affiliates to honor this Privacy Policy. Affiliates include Our parent company and any other subsidiaries, joint venture partners or other companies that We control or that are under common control with Us.
With business partners: We may share Your information with Our business partners to offer You certain products, services or promotions.
With other users: when You share personal information or otherwise interact in the public areas with other users, such information may be viewed by all users and may be publicly distributed outside. If You interact with other users or register through a Third-Party Social Media Service, Your contacts on the Third-Party Social Media Service may see Your name, profile, pictures and description of Your activity. Similarly, other users will be able to view descriptions of Your activity, communicate with You and view Your profile.
With Your consent: We may disclose Your personal information for any other purpose with Your consent.

Retention of Your Personal Data

Transfer of Your Personal Data

Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by Your submission of such information represents Your agreement to that transfer.

Delete Your Personal Data

You have the right to delete or request that We assist in deleting the Personal Data that We have collected about You.

Our Service may give You the ability to delete certain information about You from within the Service.

Please note, however, that We may need to retain certain information when we have a legal obligation or lawful basis to do so.

Disclosure of Your Personal Data

Business Transactions

Law enforcement

Other legal requirements

The Company may disclose Your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:

Comply with a legal obligation
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Prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
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Changes to this Privacy Policy

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We will let You know via email and/or a prominent notice on Our Service, prior to the change becoming effective and update the "Last updated" date at the top of this Privacy Policy.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

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If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us:

By email: victoriarichnwankwo89@gmail.com

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// Import the functions you need from the SDKs you need import { initializeApp } from "firebase/app"; import { getAnalytics } from "firebase/analytics"; // TODO: Add SDKs for Firebase products that you want to use // https://firebase.google.com/docs/web/setup#available-libraries // Your web app's Firebase configuration // For Firebase JS SDK v7.20.0 and later, measurementId is optional const firebaseConfig = { apiKey: "AIzaSyA7mzMMbPM40CV56x-RLx98YnNIKVnGvms", authDomain: "chisom-business-ventures-onlin.firebaseapp.com", projectId: "chisom-business-ventures-onlin", storageBucket: "chisom-business-ventures-onlin.appspot.com", messagingSenderId: "120499692841", appId: "1:120499692841:web:5090a0146384ed9694c338", measurementId: "G-BW3X6HDDJP" }; // Initialize Firebase const app = initializeApp(firebaseConfig); const analytics = getAnalytics(app);

Google AI Studio cURL

#!/bin/bash API_KEY="YOUR_API_KEY" curl \ -X POST https://generativelanguage.googleapis.com/v1beta/models/gemini-1.0-pro:generateContent?key=${API_KEY} \ -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \ -d @<(echo '{ "contents": [ { "role": "user", "parts": [ { "text": "YOUR_USER_INPUT" } ] } ], "generationConfig": { "temperature": 0.9, "topK": 1, "topP": 1, "maxOutputTokens": 2048, "stopSequences": [] }, "safetySettings": [ { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_HARASSMENT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_HATE_SPEECH", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_SEXUALLY_EXPLICIT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_DANGEROUS_CONTENT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" } ] }')

Google AI Studio Javascript

// node --version # Should be >= 18 // npm install @google/generative-ai const { GoogleGenerativeAI, HarmCategory, HarmBlockThreshold, } = require("@google/generative-ai"); const MODEL_NAME = "gemini-1.0-pro"; const API_KEY = "YOUR_API_KEY"; async function runChat() { const genAI = new GoogleGenerativeAI(API_KEY); const model = genAI.getGenerativeModel({ model: MODEL_NAME }); const generationConfig = { temperature: 0.9, topK: 1, topP: 1, maxOutputTokens: 2048, }; const safetySettings = [ { category: HarmCategory.HARM_CATEGORY_HARASSMENT, threshold: HarmBlockThreshold.BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE, }, { category: HarmCategory.HARM_CATEGORY_HATE_SPEECH, threshold: HarmBlockThreshold.BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE, }, { category: HarmCategory.HARM_CATEGORY_SEXUALLY_EXPLICIT, threshold: HarmBlockThreshold.BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE, }, { category: HarmCategory.HARM_CATEGORY_DANGEROUS_CONTENT, threshold: HarmBlockThreshold.BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE, }, ]; const chat = model.startChat({ generationConfig, safetySettings, history: [ ], }); const result = await chat.sendMessage("YOUR_USER_INPUT"); const response = result.response; console.log(response.text()); } runChat();

Google AI Studio Swift

// In the Xcode Add Packages dialog, add this Swift package URL into the search bar: // https://github.com/google/generative-ai-swift // Add the following code to your Swift source code import GoogleGenerativeAI let config = GenerationConfig( temperature: 0.9, topP: 1, topK: 1, maxOutputTokens: 2048, ) // Don't check your API key into source control! guard let apiKey = ProcessInfo.processInfo.environment["API_KEY"] else { fatalError("Add `API_KEY` as an Environment Variable in your app's scheme.") } let model = GenerativeModel( name: "gemini-1.0-pro", apiKey: apiKey, generationConfig: config, safetySettings: [ SafetySetting(harmCategory: .harassment, threshold: .blockMediumAndAbove), SafetySetting(harmCategory: .hateSpeech, threshold: .blockMediumAndAbove), SafetySetting(harmCategory: .sexuallyExplicit, threshold: .blockMediumAndAbove), SafetySetting(harmCategory: .dangerousContent, threshold: .blockMediumAndAbove) ] ) let chat = model.startChat(history: [ ]) Task { do { let message = "YOUR_USER_INPUT" let response = try await chat.sendMessage(message) print(response.text ?? "No response received") } catch { print(error) } }

Android (Kotlin)

// In Android Studio, add the following dependency to your build.gradle.kts file: // implementation("com.google.ai.client.generativeai:generativeai:0.1.1") // Add the following code to your Kotlin source code import com.google.ai.client.generativeai.GenerativeModel val model = GenerativeModel( "gemini-1.0-pro", // Retrieve API key as an environmental variable defined in a Build Configuration // see https://github.com/google/secrets-gradle-plugin for further instructions BuildConfig.apiKey, generationConfig = generationConfig { temperature = 0.9f topK = 1 topP = 1f maxOutputTokens = 2048 }, safetySettings = listOf( SafetySetting(HarmCategory.HARASSMENT, BlockThreshold.MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE), SafetySetting(HarmCategory.HATE_SPEECH, BlockThreshold.MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE), SafetySetting(HarmCategory.SEXUALLY_EXPLICIT, BlockThreshold.MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE), SafetySetting(HarmCategory.DANGEROUS_CONTENT, BlockThreshold.MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE), ), ) val chatHistory = listOf( ) val chat = model.startChat(chatHistory) val response = chat.sendMessage("YOUR_USER_INPUT") // Get the first text part of the first candidate print(response.text) // Alternatively print(response.candidates.first().content.parts.first().asTextOrNull())

Google AI Studio Python

""" At the command line, only need to run once to install the package via pip: $ pip install google-generativeai """ import google.generativeai as genai genai.configure(api_key="YOUR_API_KEY") # Set up the model generation_config = { "temperature": 0.9, "top_p": 1, "top_k": 1, "max_output_tokens": 2048, } safety_settings = [ { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_HARASSMENT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_HATE_SPEECH", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_SEXUALLY_EXPLICIT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, { "category": "HARM_CATEGORY_DANGEROUS_CONTENT", "threshold": "BLOCK_MEDIUM_AND_ABOVE" }, ] model = genai.GenerativeModel(model_name="gemini-1.0-pro", generation_config=generation_config, safety_settings=safety_settings) convo = model.start_chat(history=[ ]) convo.send_message("YOUR_USER_INPUT") print(convo.last.text)

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