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"GOOD EVENING ALL TO ALL MY CHURCH MEMBERS! By the way, I'm not in the mood for "JOKES" right now and I mean it! I'm not for "JOKES!" Are you one of the "JOKES" of this world?": READ FOR WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

IT'S REAL WONDER WITH RUIN, WHO WAN DIE!" LAUGHTER ALOUD!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

"THE STORY OF THE QUEEN AND THE OTHER QUEEN BEGAN A CENTURY OR MORE AGO!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

DOES "YOU WRENCH" MEAN "POVERTY STRICKEN PERSON" OR "YOU SMELL BAD" OR "BAD SMELLING THING!" CHOOSE YOUR OWN NOW!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "KARACHIKA" MEANS "THE ACT OF CLAIMING TO BE ABOVE GOD IS PLENTIER!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

"HAPPY SUNDAY, Y'ALL! MANY MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ARREARS FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE WORLD WIDE WEPT FOR NO DEATH HAPPENED TO ME AT ALL! BURIAL OF EMPTY CASKETE! OH, SCHOLAR STICKER, THE SCHOLASTICA; SCHOLAR SHIP, THE SHIP OF A SCHOLAR!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

How come "uh wow uh, pawpaw, men, y'all" turned out to be "uwa wu pawpaw men, yo!": Read and what's your view

"WAR HUB HEAL; ONE HUBBY; WANT HUBBY! WRONG ACCUSATION/FALSE ACCUSATION IS A BAD THING! MOREOVER, YOUR CHURCH IS NOT BY FORCE SO DON’T COME NEAR ME WITH GUNS 'CAUSE IT WON'T WORK ONE BIT!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEWS

"WHO DID I CALL 'DJ ASS WASHER,' THE REMIX! IS THE PERSON STILL ALIVE TODAY? HOW FAR GAY PRO MAX PRISON (PROFESSIONAL MAXIMUM PRISON)!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

DEMOCRACY MEANS "THEM ALL CRAZY!" STAMATICS CONTINUES! PRAISE THE LORD, SOMEBODY: READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW