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19.12.23

FIGHTING "CAT AND DOG" WHY FIGHT LIKE CATARACTS CATS AND RATS!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW


FIGHTING "CAT AND DOG" WHY FIGHT LIKE CATARACTS CATS AND RATS!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW








* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).


(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OMO YI TI YA WERE" MEANS "CHILD CHANGE/TURN AROUND, PUSH, BE MAD/CRAZY" OR "THIS CHILD HAS TURNED TO MAD/CRAZY PERSON" OR "THIS CHILD HAS SNAPPED MAD/CRAZY PERSON" OR "THIS CHILD HAS BECOME MAD/CRAZY PERSON!"

IS IT "REBELLION" OR "REBELLIOUS" OR "REBEL LION!"

IS IT "HOP RUINED BEN" OR "UPROOT BET!"

ISN'T IT "LUST BET" OR IS IT "LORDS BELTS!"

ISN'T IT "LOT; ABRAHAM" OR IS IT "RUTH; HANNAH" OR "TRUTH, HONOUR" OR "LOTS; A BRA, HAM! BURGER!"

IS IT "EBENEZA EH" OR "WHO IS YOUNG, GUILE!"

ISN'T IT "YEAH OLUWA GBA MI LOWO OTA, KEMI MASE SOFA MI RE DO?"

(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "SOFA MI RE DO" MEANS "TALK/TELL; DRAG ME, FUCK YOURSELF" OR "TALK/TELL AND DRAG IT TO SUCK DEEP, MAKE HIM/HER TO GET TIRED; THEN FUCK HIM/HER" OR "TALK/TELL; DRAG ME/DRAG AND SUCK DEEP; SEE EH FUCK/SEE EDO" OR "TALK/TELL; DRAG IT/DELAY; I STILL FUCK YOU/I SEE YOU FUCK!"

SOMEBODY NOW ASKED ONLINE: "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME! ARE YOU REFERRING TO ME!"

THE AI QUESTIONNAIRE AND TRNSLATOR NOW SAID!: "NO, OH I AM TALKING ABOUT EDO STATE!"

THE GHANAIAN NOW SAID AS IF THE AI ROBOT IS THE MAID/HOUSE HELP OF THE HOUSE IN AN ALL ROUND DIGITAL WORLD SO THAT THE MALE ROBOT CAN PASS HER THE FORK SO SHE COULD EAT!: "WHAT? THE FORK PLEASE!"

THE AI ROBOT NOW HEARD!: "WHAT THEN, FUCK PLEASE!"

AFTER THE MALE AI ROBOT RAPED THE HUMAN GHANAIAN LADY, SHE NOW SAID!: "BULL SHIT!"

THAT'S HOW THIS GHANAIAN LADY REALIZED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "HAND VIBRATOR" AND "ROBOT VIBRATOR!"

SHE DID NOT KNOW THAT THE A.I. IS MEANT FOR ONLY SEX AND SO HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED TO HEAR EVERYTHING AS SEX! IT WAS BUILT FOR "SEX LOVE, THAT IS, EROTIC LOVE!"

NOW, DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "HUMAN PROGRAMMING," "ANIMAL PROGRAMMING," AND "ROBOT PROGRAMMING!"

MY ISSUE NOW IS WHY "RECAPTCHA" WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH WHETHER I AM A ROBOT OR HUMAN! CAN ROBOT CLICK ON PHONE AND IT WILL NOT BREAK, IS IT MADE OF RUBBER OR SO! EHN, HEN BEFORE I FORGOT THE MALE PRIVATE PART AND HANDS OF THIS ROBOT IS MADE OF RUBBER AND SO HE NEEDED NO RUBBER/CONDOM AND DID NOT RAPE HER TO DEATH EVEN IF IT WAS FOR LONG HOURS AS THE ROBOT WAS STRONGER THAN HER AND ALL SHE KEPT SAYING TO STOP THE MALE ROBOT BEFORE THE REAL OWNER CAME BACK FROM WORK ALL SOUNDED LIKE "DO MORE INSTEAD OF LEAVE ME!" YOU KNOW THAT NIGERIA ENGLISH SOUNDS DIFFERENT FROM GHANAIAN WAY OF SPEAKING ENGLISH! AS NIGERIANS, GHANAIANS GO DEY TALK ONE THING, YOU GO DEY HEAR ANOTHER THING SO TEY SO TEY SO TEY, BACK THEN THEM SAY NA THEM SABI ENGLISH PASS US! SHE LEARN NIGERIA ENGLISH AFTER THAT! THE MAN SHE WENT TO VISIT WAS GAY, THAT'S WHY HE HAD SUCH AND HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE GAY SO, SHE DID NOT SUSPECT HIM!"

MOVIE SKIT ENDED

LESSONS LEARNT!: "GALATIANS 5:13 SAYS 'BY LOVE, SERVE ONE ANOTHER'!"


NOW JOIN NTA 10 IN THE FIGHT AGAINST RAPE AND RAPISTS! "RADIO AFRICA!" AFRICA EH, EH, AFRICA EH, ME CONTINENT, AFRICA, AFRICA, AFRICA, AFRICA EH!"

THERE ARE DIFFERNT TYPES OF RAPES AND RAPISTS!

SO, AFTER WRITING THIS "FICTION FEASIBLE STORY ABOUT SEX ESCAPADES WITH A.I. THAT BROUGHT HER STIGMATIZATION UNTIL SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY AND HE HELP HER TO KEEP THE SECRET AND MARRIED HER TO AVOID SPENDING 14 YEARS IMPRISONMENT PLUS CHARGES OF RAPE SINCE HE IS THE OWNER OF THE "RAPIST ROBOT," I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING AND THEN MY "LION ELF" WHISTLED FROM NEARBY AFAR AS HE SAID CLEARLY IN EXCITEMENT!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "ME YOZO; MEYOZO" WHICH MEANS "DO IT AGAIN; DO IT AGAIN!"

SAY THIS PRAYER AGAINST 'RAPES AND RAPISTS!': "ANY SPIRIT THAT SAYS THAT A.I. VIBRATOR WILL RAPE ME, I SAY HOLY FIRE CONSUME THEM BY FIRE! HOLY FIRE!!!! HOLY GHOST FIRE, OH BURN THEM THE RIGHT BURNING SINCE DESIRE DEY BURN THEM!"

SO, I SAY TO YOU ALL!: "MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!"

DESCRIPTION OF THE HANDS OF HEAVENLY CHRISTMAS ELVES COMPLETE HAND! THEY ARE NOT WITCH OH BUT JUST MAKE YOUR HEAVENLY WISHES WHEN YOU SEE ONE THIS CHRISTMAS IN YOUR DREAMS! IN YOUR DREAM WHILE YOU SLEEP AND/OR DAY DREAM!: "EACH HAND HAS "10 FINGERS," AS IN, ONE FINGER HAS TWO BRANH-LIKE FINGERS EACH, SO, MATHEMATICALLY AND THEORITICALLY IN ALL PRACTICAL SENSE OF EXPERIMENTAL DISCOVERY, TWO TIMES FIVE EQUALS 10 (2 X5 = 10) OR THE FEMALE ELF CAN GROW THESE TEN FINGERS ON ONE HAND FROM FOUR FINGERS WITHOUT THE TINIEST/INDEX FINGER! CONTINUE, NO INDEXING PLEASE. JUST KNOW THAT, "GOD DEY!" 'MILLIONS AND BILLIONS, IF NOT TRILLIONS OR MORE WASHED AWAY JUST LIKE THAT, KARMA EXISTS!' SO, MY YOUNG CHILDREN YOU BETTER NOT POUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY FOR SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!YOU BETTER NOT POUT; YOU BETTER NOT CRY, I AM TELLING YOU WHY! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN! WHEN YOU TURN CHRISTMAS SEASON TO RAG DAY IS WHEN A BILLIONAIRE IN DOLLARS IS DRESSED LIKE A PAUPER BECAUSE HE/SHE CAN'T HELP IT AND THE MONEY NO REACH HIM HAND, THAT'S WHAT KIND OF RAPE HAPPENED TO THAT LADY BY AI ROBOT. THAT GHANAIAN LADY FEELS SO RAPED

TO MY AUDIENCES, WORLDWIDE!: "THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL!"

NOW AS I DROP THE PEN FOR THIS PARTICULAR STORY, I KEEP HEARING IN REAL LIFE IN MY EARS FROM INSIDE, A SMILING SPIRIT SAYING WHILE DRESSED IN WHITE!: "I HAVE BEEN RAPED; I FEEL SO RAPED! I HAVE BEEN RAPED; I HAVE BEEN RAPED; I FEEL SO RAPED!"



AUDIENCE CLAP FOR ME OH, I TRIED IN FORMING THIS BEAUTIFUL TRAGIC STORY! VISIT MY HOW FAR BLOG FOR REAL LIFE DAY TO DAY A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND DIGITAL PRODUCTS!


















WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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18.12.23

"COME ON MEN! COME ON 'BOARD MEN! I AM SINGLE, UHM, UH OR ME BORED! I AM; ONE GOD! I AM; SINGLE GOD! Three persons in ONE GOD ALMIGHTY!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

"COME ON MEN! COME ON 'BOARD MEN! I AM SINGLE, UHM, UH OR ME BORED! I AM; ONE GOD! I AM; SINGLE GOD! Three persons in ONE GOD ALMIGHTY!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW







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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

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STORY BEGINS!

NOTE THAT (DISCLAIMER)!: "HE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT; SHE IS NOT ME THAT DO IT BUT IT IS ME THAT DO IT!"


STUDENT SAID!: "SIR IF YOU ARE NOT A 'HE' AND YOU ARE NOT A 'SHE' AND YOU DECIDED TO CALL YOURSELF AN 'IT' THEN YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL THEN!"


ALL THE TEACHERS AROUND LAUGHED AT THE SCHOOL TEACHER BECAUSE IT WAS A DAY BEFORE "CHILDREN'S DAY!"


SO, ON THE DAY BEFORE "TEACHER'S DAY!" STOLEN STOLE, WHO? STOREY! ONCE UPON A TIME! STORY!!!!


THE STUDENTS WERE SO HAPPY TO LEARN A NEW STORY FROM THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER BEFORE THE MAIN TEACHER BECAUSE AFTERALL HE IS NOT A LITERATURE TEACHER TO BE TELLING STORIES UP AND DOWN! THE JSS2 SOCIAL STUDIES TOPIC WAS "PARTS OF A CAR/MOTOR!"

THE TEACHER STARTED THE MAIN SIDE STORY, HE WILL TALK UP AND TALK DOWN SO, ONE OF THE STUDENTS DECIDED TO SLEEP, THE SAME STUDENT THAT CALLED HIM ANIMAL A DAY BEFORE CHILDREN'S DAY TO MAKE MOCKERY OF HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FELLOW TEACHERS IN THE TEACHERS STAFF ROOM! HE WROTE HIS STORY ON THE "BOARD" AS HE WAS TELLING IT!: "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'A KNOCKED HEAD' AND 'A KNOCKED ENGINE' IS THAT A KNOCKED HEAD WAS 'KNOCKED BY A CURVED/INVERTED FINGER' WHILE 'A KNOCKED ENGINE" GOT RUSTED BY WATER OR SO! NOW, CAN WATER RUST THE INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD THAT IS 70% WATER ALREADY ACCORDING TO OUR SO-CALLED ABLE SCIENTISTS? AND CAN FINGER RUST THE ENGINE OF A MOTOR THAT IS ALWAYS BEING REPAIRED BY HUMAN FINGERS?"

THEN, THAT'S HOW ONE STUDENT WOKE UP BEFORE HE COULD CLEAN THE "BLACK" BOARD FOR THE TOPIC OF THE DAY, SO THEN, THE TEACHER NOW ASKED HIM THE TOPIC THEN AFTER QUICKLY READING THE SO-CALLED SHORT STORY WRITTEN ON THE "BLACKS-BOARD" AS ABOVE, HE THEN SAID HIS ANSWER!: "SEX EDUCATION!"

ALL HIS CLASSMATES IN THE CLASSROOM LAUGHED AT HIM THAT DAY EVEN AS THE SCHOOL TEACHER BROUGHT OUT THE CANE TO FLOG HIM THE COMBINATION OF WHAT HE DID A DAY BEFORE "CHILDREN'S DAY AND THIS D-Day OF RECKONING WHICH WAS THE DAY BEFORE " TEACHER'S DAY" IN ORDER TO TEACH HIM A LESSON OR TWO OF THE FUTURE FEATURED LESSONS OF THE DAY!


PART ONE MOVIE/SKIT ENDED


STORY CONTINUES....


PART TWO BEGINS....

THEN IMMEDIATELY, AS E DEY HAPPEN E DEY HOT AS E DEY HURT; THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED AT THE OTHER STUDENT TO GO FOR LONG BREAK/BRAKE!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "PUO" WHICH MEANS "GET OUT" OR "LEAVE!"

THEN, SO INSTANTLY HE SHOUTED AT THE SLEEPING OFFENDER STUDENT AND SAID EVEN AS HE FLOGGED THE STUDENT!: (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "MUO" WHICH MEANS "LEARN!"

BUT WHAT HE SAID SOUNDED AS, LIKE!: "PUO MUO" AS IF HE SAID "COW LEATHER!"

ND SO THE STUDENTS LAUGHED MORE AND SINCE THEN THE "SEX EDUCATION STUDENT HAVE BEEN REFERRED TO AS!: "PUO MUO! GIVE ME PUO MUO! GIVE ME SOME PUO MUO! SEXUALLY ACTIVE STUDENT! WHO IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THIS SCHOOL?"

AND THE STUDENT LEFT THE SCHOOL LIKE RESIGNATION FROM GOVERNMENT WORK AND BECAME A DROP OUT AS THE STREETS BECKONED ON HIM AND THIS WAS OUT OF FEAR OF FACING SUCH HATRED IN ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT HE WENT TO LEARN MECHANIC INSTEAD OF STUDYING MECHANICAL ENGINEERING AND BECAME AN ALL TIME MOTOR REPAIRER AND NOW KNOWS MOTOR PARTS TUTORIALS MORE THAN THE SCHOOL TEACHER THAT TAUGHT HIM!


INSTRUCTION: "NOW ALSO RELATE THIS STORY TO ALL TIME WORLD WOMANIZER WHO WAS TRAINED BY A LOCAL WOMANIZER!"


ALLALAIA? ALLALAIA!!!! A MEN!

HALIRELUYA? HALIRELUYA!!! I MEAN, AMEN!
















WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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17.12.23

THE VISION (REAL STORY)! HAPPY SUNDAY SERVICE!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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THE VISION (REAL STORY)! HAPPY SUNDAY SERVICE!: READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW








* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).




THE DESCRIPTION OF AN ARROW SHAPEπŸ—¨πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸšΌ〰πŸ”Ί;
THE CURVY SLIM/NARROW ROAD/PATH/WAY THAT IS ALL FRESH AND SANDY WITHOUT ANY TRACE OF GRASS/WEED/GREEN PLANTS ON IT EXCEPT BY THE SIDE AND IT LEADS DIRECTLY TO A 3/4 (THREE-QUARTER) COVERED OPENING OF A STRONG SHORT TRIANGULAR PYRAMID CAVE FOR REFUGE THAT IS OPENED 1/4 (ONE-QUARTER) AND THE 3/4 (THREE OVER FOUR/THREE-QUARTER) COVER HAS INSCRIBED SHAPE/SCULPTURE/PICTURE OF JISOS/JESUS INSCRIBED INTO IT AND HE IS ALL SMILING BUT THE HAPPY/JUBILATING/GYRATING VERY CURVY ROAD/PATH HAD NO ONE FORTH COMING BUT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS THERE DRESSED IN WHITE TOP AND MILKY COLOURED LONG SKIRT COVERING FROM HER WAIST TO FEET AND WITH A LIGHT INSIDE THE CAVE TAKING CARE OF IT (THE INSIDE OF THE CAVE) AND THE BABY(IES) INSIDE LOOKING UP TO HER WITH THIS BRIGHT SHINING TORCH LIGHT PROVIDED BY OUR LORD AND MASTER JISOS CHRIST! THIS IS THE FIRST 2023 "CHRISTMAS SEASON VISION FROM ME TO YOU FOR YOU TO READ!" Interprete IT PLEASE TO SUIT YOUR LIFE THE WAY GOD CHOOSES TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!


IS IT "STILL TUNNEL TO YOU" OR "JISOS, THE WAY! JISOS, THE LIGHT! AND IN TRUTH, HE IS JISOS, THE TRUTH!


HAPPY SUNDAY TO Y'ALL! AND A MEERY CHRISTMAS TO YOU πŸŽ„! THE TRIANGULAR PYRAMID SHAPED HOME LOOKED MORE LIKE THIS PARTICULAR CHRISTMAS TREE πŸŽ„ PICTURE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM! THIS IS ONE OF THE MAIN SYMBOLS OF THIS SHAPE CHRISTMAS TREE, SO TRAVEL WITH ME ON THIS JOURNEY ALSO VIA THE BLOG CALLED TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY!

STORY ENDS... THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE SLIM PATH-FAT TUNNEL FOR THE END IS ALSO WIDE AND SPACIOUS! JISOS CHRIST IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END FOR HE IS THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! IS HE THE ONE COVERED BY THE STRONG TOMB SEAL TO YOU DURING EASTER SEASON OR IS HE THE ONE COVERING YOURS 3/4 (THREE-QUARTER) AND FEELING AT HOME WITH YOU IN PROTECTIVE HAPPINESS AND SMILES DURING CHRISTMAS SEASON!


FOR THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD IT, WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE πŸŽ„?









COURTESY: CHISOM BUSINESS VENTURES ONLINE ON https://g.co/kgs/P1Z123


WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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16.12.23

(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EBENEZA, EBEZINA EBENEZA" MEANS "EBENEZA, DON'T CRY, SHOW AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM; IF THEY CRY, LOOK, ANSWER/REPLY/RESPOND" OR "EBENEZA, EH CRY AND SHOW THEN GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CANE FROM; IF THEY CRY AND LOOK; SWEEP!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "EBENEZA, EBEZINA EBENEZA" MEANS "EBENEZA, DON'T CRY, SHOW AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM; IF THEY CRY, LOOK, ANSWER/REPLY/RESPOND" OR "EBENEZA, EH CRY AND SHOW THEN GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CANE FROM; IF THEY CRY AND LOOK; SWEEP!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW









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STORY BEGINS!!!

(IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "CHI IWE NDU" MEANS "GOD, IF YOU VEX/GET ANGRY, I SEW/I CHUCK/I PRICK" OR "GOD, ANGER/VEX, SHOULD I SEW/SHOULD I PRICK/SHOULD I CHUCK" OR "GOD, DO YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE LIFE" OR "GOD, YOU HAVE SEWING/CHUCKING/PRICKING!"

πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ SO, ONE CERTAIN POLITICIAN, INCE UPON A TIME, SAT TO SING!: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "NIGERIA YI, TI GBOGBO WA NI, KOMA GBODO BAJE! EJE KA SOWO PO GBE NTI ALE GBE! AJO OLE DABI ILE! NIGERIA YIN, TI GBIGBO WA NI! GBE, KEMI GBE!" WHICH MEANS "THIS NIGERIA PUSHED ALL OF US, THAT'S WHAT IT IS, IT MUST NOT SPOIL/RUIN/GET BAD! LET US/BLOOD COUNT JOIN HANDS TOGETHER/FOLD HANDS TOGETHER TO CARRY I WILL PUSH BASTARD AND CARRY/WHAT WE CAN CARRY! TO LEAK CANNOT BE LIKE TO HARDEN/MAKE STRONG! YOUR NIGERIA PUSHED ALL OF US, THAT'S WHAT IT IS! CARRY; LET ME CARRY/CARRY SO THAT I CAN CARRY!"




ONE OF THE MASSES SHOUTED: "YOU DON GBOGBO US! NA ZOBO ALL OF US THEY DRINK AS LIES! IT IS ALL OF US THAT YOU ARE DOING, AFTERALL (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "GBOGBO WA" MEANS "ALL OF US!"

THE POLITICIAN UNWAVERINGLY SAID WITH ALL BOLDNESS IN RESPONSE TO ALL!: "I AM BRINGING YOU TO MATURITY (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "GBOGBO" ALSO MEANS "MATURE, MATURE!"

MASSES IN THE 🎬 FILM/MOVIEπŸŽ₯ SHOUTED ANGRILY AT HIM!: "YOU WILL CARRY BOMB, NOT MONEY!"


SO, THAT'S HOW THE REAL AUDIENCES OF THE "LIVE SHOW DRAMA" ALMOST STONED HIM TO DEATH WITH PLASTIC CHAIRS BECAUSE HE PUT HIMSELF INTO THE CHARACTER AND THEY FORGOT THAT HE WAS NOT A POLITICIAN BUT ONLY A STAGE ACTOR! THIS MAN IS STILL RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL AS WE SPEAK!


SOMEONE THAT THE NARRATOR DIS NOT EVEN TALK TO JUST PUT MOUTH, SAYING!: "YOU CAN LIE EHN, WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN AND NOBODY HEARD OF IT BUT YOU! JUST THANK YOUR GOD YOU ARE AN APOSTLE YOU THIS GIRL CHISOM!"


APOSTLE CHISOM SAID!: "AUNTY ABEG MIND YOURSELF BEFORE I FORGET MY HAND FOR YOUR FACE WITH "SERIES OF SLAPS," E BE LIKE SEY YOU NO KNOW WHERE WE DEY! YOU NO SEE SEY WE DEY SHOOT MOVIE?"


THE "WAKA PASS AUNTY WEY ENGLISH DEY CALL PASSERBY" COME SAY!: "I NO KNOW APOSTLE CHISOM YOU KNOW SEY YOU BE POPULAR CELEBRITY WEY I DEY SEE YOUR FACE FOR CHISOM BUSINESS VENTURES ONLINE 24/7 EVERYDAY AND THE THING WEY YOU DEY TALK RESEMBLE SOMETHING WEY BE LIKE LIE! YOU GO TALK ONE, TALK ANOTHER ONE! I NO GET! I NO GET AM! I NO UNDERSTAND! CON WON SHADES!"


APOSTLE CHISOM NOW SAID!: "BUT I NO TALK TO YOU NAW! NOW, I BEG, ABEG KNOW NOW SEY NA MOVIE SERIES I DEY NARRATE!"


SHE COME LAUGH PASS AND CONTINUE HER JOURNEY TO THE MARKETPLACE WITH HER POLYTHENE BAG/POLY BAG AS SHE WAS ALSO A 300L/300 LEVEL POLYTECHNIC STUDENT! SHE STILL LAUGHED AS SHE WALKED AWAY, SAYING!: "THIS SISTER APOSTLE CHISOM TOO DEY LIE, CHAI! I CATCH AM! FILM KO, FILM NI! SOMETHING THAT I CAUGHT HER EXPLAINING WITH ALL PASSION AND SERIOUSNESS, AFTER SHE GO SEY NA TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY, WE SAID WE WANTED TO TAKE IT PERMANENTLY SHE NO GREE, SHE DID NOT AGREE! NOW, I CERTAINLY HAVE SOMETHING ON HER TO BLACKMAIL HER WITH!"

THE MOVIE SET CAMERA MAN CAME OUT AFTER VIDEOING ALL OF THEM AND SHOUTED AS SHE STOPPED THE 300L STUDENT!: "PHOTO!"

SHE NOW BROUGHT OUT THE N56,000 THAT SHE WAS TAKING TO THE MARKET AND GAVE IT TO THE CAMERA MAN BECAUSE A BLACKMAILER KNOWS ANOTHER BLACKMAILER AND THEY EXCHANGED PHONE NUMBERS! SINCE, THAT TIME THE CAMERA MAN AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN FUCKING/SEXING HER UP AND DOWN LIKE NO MAN'S BUSINESS ALL IN THE NAME OF BLACKMAIL EVEN PROSTITUTE BETTER PASS AM!


THE SKIT ENDED AS THE NARRATOR KEPT TALKING LIKE A CANARY CALVARY BIRD! THEY PLAYED PIANO OF "STORY OF MY LIFE AND I KNOW HE KNOWS THAT I'VE BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND IT'S KILLING HIM INSIDE TO KNOW THAT I AM HAPPY WITH SOME OTHER GUY!"

THE IRONY OF IT ALL IS THAT "THE 300L STUDENT LOST HER ONE TRUE LOVE FROM NOT MINDING HER BUSINESS AND SHE WAS NOT HAPPY WITH SOME OTHER GUY FOR SHE WAS HAPPENING WITH SO MANY OTHER GUYS EXCEPT HER ONE TRUE LOVE AFTER HE CAUGHT HER ONCE!"











WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

MERRY CHRISTMAS (IN IGBO LANGUAGE) "UMU ADA" MEANS "THE CHILDREN OF FIRST DAUGHTER/DAUGHTERS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW









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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

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SO, ONE WHITE MAN NOW SAID!: "YOU MEAN "WHO MOVED ADA," DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "ADA" IS AN ACRONYMN FOR "AERONAUTICAL DEVELOPMENT AGENCY!"


ONE YORUBA MAN NOW SAID!: "OH YOU ARE WRONG, LET ME CORRECT YOU, WHERE I COME FROM "ADA IS AN AKO NAME FOR KNIFE, CUTLASSES, MACHETES!"


THE ENGLISH MAN ASKED: "WHAT'S ADA, WHAT'S AKO?"


THE YORUBA MAN SAID!: "ADA, AS I SAID, MEANS KNIVES, CUTLASS AND MACHETE" WHILE "AKO MEANS "WHYNING" OR "GUY! "


THE IGBO WOMAN  SUPPORTED!: "LIKE WHEN YOU ARE DOING GUY!"


THEN THE ENGLISH MAN SAID!: "YOU MEAN 'GAYS,' WHAT A DRY JOKE!"


THEN THE YORUBA MAN, WITH FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO PERSUADE HIM TO AGREE THAT HE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT HE MEANS, SAID!: "ADA CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE CREATED IT" WHILE "AKO CAN ALSO MEAN 'WE REFUSE/REFUSED!"


THE WHITE MAN REMAINED ADAMANT AND SO, THE YORUBA MAN AND HIS IGBO WIFE FELT FRUSTRATED AND LEFT ANGRILY SAYING!: "ERROR NAUGHTY 'CON' DEVELOPMENT AGENCY," WHO WANTS THAT"


THE ENGLISH WHITE MAN SHOUTED AFTER THEM AS THEY LEFT EVEN WITH THE CUNNING GRIN ON HIS FACE AS THEY LEFT DARING THEM TO REPORT HIM AGAIN!: "MAIL EFFICIENCY!"


AND SHOUTED BACK AT HIM WITHOUT TURNING/LOOKING BACK!: "MAD 'F-ING' CHAINED, SEE!"


"THE WHITE MAN WAS A SLAVE TRADER WHILE THE BLACK MAN AND WIFE WERE HIS NEWLY BOUGHT INTERVIEWED SLAVES!"


LET'S SING TO JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON TOO, NOW! : "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"


END OF SHORT SKIT STONING, I MEAN, STOREY, OH, STORY! 

LESSONS LEARNT FROM THE ABOVE CANARY CALVARY JISOS/JESUS BIRTH SONG! 

- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE HUSBAND OF THE BLACK WOMAN AND NOT HER BROTHER! 

- THE BLACK MAN WAS THE SLAVE OF THE WHITE MAN AND NOT HIS BLOOD BROTHER! 

- THE WHITE MAN WAS THE SLAVE MASTER OF THE WOMAN AND NEITHER HER HUSBAND NOR HER BROTHER AND SO IT IS RIGHT TO SAY THAT THE CHILDREN BORN BY THIS BLACK WOMAN FOR HIM WERE ALL CALLED/REFERRED TO AS "BASTARDS," THAT IS, CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK! 

- THE WHITE MAN WAS PROBABLY SLEEPING WITH THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK MAN'S WIFE WITHOUT APPROVAL/PERMISSIONS AND SO THEY WERE CERTAINLY NOT FRIENDS AND THE WHITE MAN'S LIFE WAS AT STAKE FOR MAKING HIS KIDS CALL HIM FATHER INSTEAD OF HIM! 


ALL THE STAGE AUDIENCE STOOD UP AND LEFT, SAYING!: "CAN'T YOU FORGIVE THE DEAD, ARE WE OUR LATE FATHERS???"

THEN THE NARRATOR SHOUTED!: "FORGIVENESS KILL YOU THERE!"




THE WHOLE MOVIE ENDED AND THE REAL AUDIENCES IN THE CINEMA PLAZA/VENUE STOOD AND LAUGHED CLAPPING AS THEY GAVE THE FILM A1 WITH A STANDING OVATION AND GOLDEN BUZZER!!!! 


COMPREHENSIVE ENGLISH LANGUAGE "STORY" QUESTIONS? 

(1) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE IGBO WOMAN LEFT ANGRILY? 

(2) DO YOU KNOW WHY THE YORUBA MAN LEFT ANGRILY? 

(3) CAN WE SAY THAT THE ENGLISH MAN UNDERSTOOD BUT WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT "AN EXPENSIVE JOKE BY BEHAVING AS IF HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND?"


INSTRUCTION!: "PLEASE COMMENT YOUR ANSWERS TO THESE COMPREHENSIVE QUESTIONS ABOVE IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS WRITE-UP!"











WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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15.12.23

🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

🀣🀣"MUSIC BY DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!” ABEG, "DJ ONE CANE MOONLIGHT" WHO BE, I MEAN, WHO IS "DJ YOUR WEEPING IT IS!": READ AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW







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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

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🀣 A CERTAIN JSS2 LEARNER/STUDENT ASKED HER CRK (CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE) SCHOOL TEACHER THIS QUESTION!: "IMAGINE IT IS YOU I AM REFERRING TO FOR A SECOND SIR, 'WHEN YOU STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY,' WHAT ARE YOU!"

πŸ€£πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚ LOVE THIS, THE TEACHER SAID!: "THIEF, HIRED ASSASSAIN, AND HOODLUM!"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ€£ THE STUDENT SAID!: "EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE DEVIL!"

THE SCHOOL TEACHER SHOUTED! : "YOU GO COLLECT OH!"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ SEE, EHN, SINCE THEN THE MEMORY OF THE 24 STROKES OF CANE WEY THE STUDENT COLLECT FROM THE CRK SCHOOL TEACHER DEY STILL GIVE AM "EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!"

(IN PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "IF TO SAY "NA FOR WHITE MAN LAND E HAPPEN LIKE USA FOR EXAMPLE", THEM FOR SUE AM, AFTERALL, (IN GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "HE IS A CRK TEACHER AND SHOULD HAVE SURELY KNOWN THAT THE 'HOLY BIBLE SAYS THAT THE DEVIL HAS COME TO STEAL, KILL AND TO DESTROY!'"

THIS THING HAPPENED FEW DAYS BEFORE EASTER BREAK FROM SCHOOL, ONE SPECTACULAR THING HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS BEING FLOGGED! SHE SAID AND SHOUTED TO WARN HIM THAT SHE MIGHT FAINT OUT OF EMPTY STOMACH!: "TEACHER, WHY CANE, MOOD LENT!"

SO, EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE SCHOOL TEACHER TAUGHT THEY HEARD! : "DJ, ONE CANE MOON LIGHT!"

AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HER THINKING SHE WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND SO SHE FAINTED AND DIED ON THE SPOT! 

OYA LAUGH LET ME SEE YOU! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’˜πŸ˜‚πŸΊπŸΌπŸŽ±

UMU CHINEKE EH! EH, EH! I AM SURE YOU ALL LOVE THIS JOKE NOW FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE....CAN'T AN APOSTLE CRACK A JOKE! BUT E DEY HAPPEN OH! CHAI!!! VERY FUNNY! FUNNY SCHOOL TEACHERS!!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸΌπŸΊ⚾... It's a GOAL!!!!! MAD OH!!! MAD ON!!!! MAD OH!!!! SO, SO FUNNY, SO FUN HIT!"

SOMEBODY SAY: "BLOOD OF JESUS/JISOS CHRIST COVER ME, AMIN, AMEN! ALLALAIA EH, AMEN OH! AM IN!"

SING THIS HYMN SONG, JUST BROWSE IT UP ON YOUR PHONE SET AND USE IT ON THE MOVUE SETS TOO!: "BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD! BEHOLD, AMONG MEN THE DWELLING PLACE OF GOD, THEY SHALL BE HIS PEOPLE, AND HE SHALL BE THEIR LORD AND GOD!"











WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"












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14.12.23

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "CHEF AND COOK" IS THE ANSWER BETWEEN "CHAUFFEUR AND DRIVER!": LEADING FEW, READING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW


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NOW I ASK: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "KING HEROD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW TESTAMENT PART OF THE HOLY BIBLE" AND "GOVERNOR HEROD TOWARDS THE END IF IT ALL!"

ANSWER: (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "ITAN" MEANS "STORY" OR "TO DECEIVE" OR "TO BE WHYNING SOMEONE!"

SOMEONE PASSING BY DID AS IF IT WAS NOT THE ANSWERER THAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND SHOUTED!: "EXCLAIM LATE, LATE, LATE TILL, OH, LEARN EXPLAIN LATE LATE LATE!"

ONE FAT SENATOR NOW SHOUTED SMALL!: "OH MY GOD!"

SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER HEARD A BOB MARLEY SONG FROM AFAR AS HE WAS TEACHING IN THE CLASSROOM! THE SONG GOES THUS: "NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY! NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS YOUR BROTHER! NOT EVERY WHITE MAN IS AN ENEMY!"

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THOSE THAT IGBOS CALL "OYIBO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "COLD PEELED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD PEELED!"

ONE OF THE STUBBORN STUDENTS REMEMBERED WHAT HE HEARD THE SENATOR SAY IN THEIR MEETING/GATHERING AND ALSO SAID!: "OH MY GOD!"

SO, THE SCHOOL TEACHER IGNORED HER BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY USED TO HER STUBBORN ATTITUDE AND THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, HE HISSED AND CONTINUED!: "THE BLACKS WHO WERE IGBOS MUST HAVE BELIEVED THAT FOR YOU TO BE WHITE MAN, THEN, "YOUR SKIN COLOUR WAS DERIVED FROM COLD PEEL," THAT IS, EXTREME COLD PEELED OFF YOUR REAL BLACK SKIN. FURTHER MORE, I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT THE TERM/THE WORD "OYIBO" IS "COLD BOILED" OR "THE ONE THAT COLD BOILED" BUT HOW POSSIBLE IS IT FOR COLD TO BOIL YOU UNLESS THEY WERE REFERRING TO "ICE BLOCKS" OR "SNOW" THAT MADE THE WHITES "SNOW WHITES" FROM BEING "APE BLACKS!" NOW, ON A MORE SERIOUS "NOTE," THAT IS, DON'T WRITE THIS ON A ROUGH SHEET BUT ON YOUR REAL "NOTE BOOKS," THIS IS MY "TEXT MESSAGE" FOR ALL THE SCIENTISTS DEAD AND ALIVE THAT BELIEVES THAT THE BLACKS WERE FORMALLY APES BY MEANS OF "EVOLUTION" OR "WHATSOEVER THEY CALLED IT!" THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH BLACKS AND WHITES! NO RACISTS PLEASE, BE CAR FULL!

SO, THAT SAME "SO CALLED STUBBORN STUDENT" FORGOT HERSELF AND SPOKE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE!: "SEE RACIST WEY DEY CALL PERSON RACIST!"

THE SCHOOL TEACHER HAD IT TO HIS THROAT AND ALMOST SLAPPED HER, SINCE THEN SHE HAS BEEN SINGING ONE OF BOB MARLEY'S SONGS AS IF TO APPEASE THE TEACHER BECAUSE SHE FELT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT SHE SPOKE BUT THE REST OF THE STUDENTS WERE CONFUSED IF IT IS THE RACIST ACCUSATION FROM HER TO HIM OR THE PIDGIN! ANYTIME SHE SEES HIM SHE SINGS!: "NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE! NO MORE! NO VANACULAR! TEACHER NO TEACH ME NONSENSE!! NO MORE, NO VANACULAR!"

THE MAIN REASON SHE SANG THIS IS THAT THIS TEACHER IS A COCK YORUBA TEACHER THAT LIKES TO SPEAK YORUBA TOO MUCH! SO, IT WAS LIKE ANOTHER ACCUSATION FROM THE FEMALE STUDENT AGAINST THE MALE TEACHER!"

STORY CONTINUES! "ITAN HERE WE COME!"

SO, THEY WERE STILL IN THE CLASS AFTER THE SHORT BREAK WAS OVER!!! THE MALE SCHOOL TEACHER SAID!: "SO, IF YOU WERE BORN WHITE, IT MEANS "COLD PEELED BORN YOU AND IF I AM WRONG ABOUT YOUR IMMEDIATE PARENTS SKIN COLOURS THEN YOU MUST HAVE AN "ANCESTRAL COLD PEELED LINEAGE! THANKS!" NOW YOU STUBBORN GIRL, USE THE REMAINING PERIOD TO THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE!

THE FEMALE STUDENT FAKED AN EXCITEMENT AND WAS LIKE!: "OH TEACHER, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ON! IS MY CLOTH STAINED BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT! SIR, LET ME LEAVE THE CLASS BEFORE YOU TO GO TO THE TOILET AND CHECK HOW STAINED I AM BECAUSE OF MY MENSTRUAL PERIOD!"

SOMEBODY SHOUTED FROM THE SENATE HOUSE: "WHAT IS ALL THIS HATE SPEECH!

THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE A STUDENT SNEAKED A BROWSING PHONE INTO THE SCHOOL AND WAS WATCHING SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS VIDEO CONTENT DURING CLASS AND MISTAKENLY TURNED ON THE VOLUME TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL JUST WHEN THE TEACHER WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE CLASS!

APOSTLE CHISOM, THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND OWNER CAME IN IN SUPPORT OF THE SCHOOL TEACHER BUT SHE HAS NOT BEEN TOLD THAT AN SS3 STUDENT BROUGHT A PHONE TO SCHOOL AS THEY WERE PREPARING FOR THEIR MOCK EXAMS!: "I STUDIED THE HATE SPEECH OF "APES ARE BLACKS AND BLACKS ARE APES" WITH MY EARS BACK THEN IN SCHOOL! HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU BE! "APE IS NOT HATE SPEECH" BUT "COLD PEELED IS HATE SPEECH!" COME ON, GET OUT, OFF, HEAR! GET OUT OF HERE!"

THE SENATOR MAN SAID ANOTHER THING SO THAT THEY CAN KILL APOSTLE CHISOM THE WAY THEY KILLED CAESAR BECAUSE THAT YOUNG BOY WITH A PHONE WAS WATCHING LIVE SHOW ORGANISED BY HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER WHO ALLOWED HIM TO ATTEND ONLINE DURING THEIR FREE PERIOD IN SCHOOL TO GET HIS MIND PREPARED FOR POLITICS! WHAT THE SENATOR MAN SAID WAS!": "GIVE CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR!"

SO, APOSTLE CHISOM NOW RAN AWAY TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!

STAGE PLAY ENDED!

SO, A LOUD VOICE CAME FROM BEHIND HER AS SHE RAN AWAY! BEHOLD IT WAS JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST AND HE SAID TO HER!: "MY DAUGHTER, IT'S ME! DON'T YOU READ THE BIBLE AT ALL? DON'T YOU KNOW THE CONTEXT OF "GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR IN THE HOLY BIBLE?"

APOSTLE CHISOM NOW COME AND SAID!: "OH JISOS/JESUS, IT'S EVEN YOU! YOU FEAR ME DEAR! YOU JUST MAKE ME FEAR! YOU TALK YOUR OWN, I HEAR MY OWN TO BE FORE-WARNED IS TO BE FORE-ARMED!"

AND THEY BOTH BOWED AND LEFT THE ACTING STAGE SINGING!: "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! HAH, HAH, HAH! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! HEH! GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAIST! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED! DASH IT TO THE SNOW WHITE ON A WORN HORSE OPENLY SLAYED! WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE AND SINK; THEY SLAYED HIS SON TONIGHT! OH, GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL THE WAY! OWN WHAT FUN IT IS TO RISE ON A WORN HORSE, OPENLY SLAYED!"





OTHERS JOINED IN TO LEAVE THE STAGE AFTER THEY SHOUTED!: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIN GUN!"

AND ALL THE AUDIENCES GAVE THEM A STANDING OVATION FOR THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH DIFFERENT DYNAMICS!






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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"


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"I AM! WIERD; OH GIRL HURRAY!" READ VIEW AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

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SKIT BEGINS!!!! ALLALAIA; AMEN! AM IN!

πŸ’¦πŸ’›πŸ’› "GINGLE BELLS, GINGLE BELLS; GINGLE ALL; THE WAY!"

πŸ’ŸπŸ’£πŸ’ž "JISOS/JESUS, THE WAY; GINGLE ALL OF THEM! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!"


SOMEBODY NOW SAID!: "SISTER, THIS BOMB WEY YOU DEY THROW UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS SINCE! NA WHO YOU HELP?"

NA HIM I TALK!: "YOU DON TALK AM SEY THE PERSON WEY I HELP IS CALLED "WHO!"

NOW I ASK!: IS IT "MANY HISSED, MUST" OR "MARY KISSED MUSK" OR "MANY TREASON MASSACRE" OR "MERRY CHRISTMAS" OR "MAY HE KISS MASK" OR "MAY, HE, CHRIST MOURNS!"

APOSTLE CHISOM NOW SAID IT WAS TIME FOR "QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!":
(1) SHOULD WE GO NAKED TO CELEBRATE CHRIST JISOS/JESUS THIS CHRISTMAS, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL "CLEAVAGE SELF", LET'S DO? 

ANSWER: "JISOS/JESUS CHRIST WAS STRIPPED NAKED DURING EASTER SEASON AND NOT CHRISTMAS SEASON; BUT PRESERVE CAUTION EVEN IF OUR LORD JISOS CHRIST WAS BORN NAKED INTO THIS WORLD AND WENT BACK NAKED THE WAY HE CAME!" FOR IT IS BORN TO A MAN TO DIE ONCE AFTER THAT ONCE THAT YOU WERE BORN! BUT FOR UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN; A CHILD IS GIVEN!

(2) WHAT IS THE THING THAT GOD SAID THAT ALL MAN-KIND SHOULD DO?

ANSWER: "GO AND MULTIPLY! SIMPLE; EKWE!"

(3) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF EKWE?

ANSWER: YOU CAN FORGET SO EASILY "IN THE BOOK OF TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY" 'EKWE' MEANS "AGREEMENT" OR "WHAT WAS AGREED UPON" SO, SAMPLE EKWE!

(4) WHO ARE THE KINDS OF MAN, AS IN, MAN-KINDS?

ANSWER: "WO-MAN" AND "MAN!"

(5) WHAT "OTHER KINDS OF MAN" DO WE HAVE?

ANSWER: "ANI-MAN" OR "ANIMAL MAN" OR "ANY MAN!"


SO, EVERYBODY "CLAPPED FOR APOSTLE CHISOM" AS SHE ANSWERED THE FIVE AUDIENCES AND SATISFIED THEIR CURIOSITY TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF CORRECTION, AS IN, APOSTLE CHISOM WAS QUITE HIGHLY CORRECT AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AGREED AND "THEY STARTED BORNING LIKE FOWL TO IMITATE JISOS CHRIST/JESUS CHRIST, THE MOTHER HEN" INSTEAD OF THEM "BURNING LIKE CHARRED ROASTED CORN WITH THEIR HALFLY USED OR TOTALLY UNUSED CAPS AND CUPS, I MEAN "THINGS!"

SKIT ENDED!!!! HALIRELUYA, AMIN, AMEN! JIHOVAH HALIRELUYA! ALLALAIA EH, AMEN TO EACH OF A MAN!"

SO, AS APOSTLE CHISOM DOES NOT HAVE MONEY UPON ALL THE WORLDWIDE CLAPS AND EMULATIONS, SHE NOW STARTED SHOUTING ONLINE THROUGH HER PHONE SET BEFORE SHE LEFT THE THE MOVIE SET, SHE WROTE ONLINE LIKE SHE RODE ON HIGH!: (IN ENGLI-YORUBA LANGUAGE) "HEY OLUWA, GBA MI LOWO OTA, KEMI MA SE CHAFFEUR!" WHICH MEANS "HEY LORD, HELP/COLLECT ME FROM THE HANDS OF ENEMY, SO THAT I WILL NOT DO DRIVER!"












WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"














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"FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW

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"FLARE UP; FAIR ON; FARE HOARD! IN FARE, FLARE FAIR!": READ, SING AND WHAT'S YOUR VIEW








* When I say, "I AM A DIVINE CHRISTIAN! ARE YOU DIVINE?"
YOUR RESPONSE IS: "I AM!"

* COURTESY: DIVINE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (DCCG).



SO, SUDDENLY, ALL OF A SUDDEN; ONLY OF A SUDDEN FOR NOTHING TOOK TIME AND IT STARTED WITHIN A TWINKLING WINKING OF AN EYE, SO SOMEONE SAID: "YOU KNOW, GET SENSE; SHE HALF!"

THE OTHER HEARD!: "YOU; NO; GET SEX! SHE HAVE!"

NA SO "WERE" START TO DEY PLAN MARRIAGE! NOTE THAT, HERE "WERE" MEANS "MAD/CRAZY PERSON" IN YORUBA LANGUAGE!

THEN ONE DAY, SOMEBODY ASKED: "ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?"

THE MAN SAID: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE!"

THE LADY IN QUESTION SHOUTED: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WE'RE WHERE; WERE WHEN?"

THE SAME PERSON ASKED AGAIN!: (IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "WHEREN'T SHE? WHERE THEN? WERE? WERE?"

THE GIRL'S PARENTS CAME IN SHOCKED AT HEARING ABOUT A MARRIAGE WITH THEIR CHILD WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT: "WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT?"

THE MAN OPENED HIS MOUTH AND SHOUTED AT THE MAN THAT EARLIER SAID HE CAN HAVE HER WITH HIS MOUTH AGAP BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED HIM SAYING "SHE HAVE" BECAUSE HE LACKED SEX IN HIS LIFE SO, HE DECIDED TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY WITH A BIG SOCIETAL WEDDING THAT HE HAS INVITED ALMOST EVERYBODY IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE WORLDWIDE! HE ONLY SAID WITH SHOCK!: "AH; AH!"

THE MAN WAS LIKE WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE THEN HE SAID!: "WHERE? WHERE IS IT? WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE IS IT?"

THE DAUGHTER WAS SHOCKED AND SAID!: "OH; OH! WHAT IS IT? WHERE, WE WERE WHERE? WE WERE REASON?"

THE MAN SHOUTED AND FAINTED!: "HEH!"

HE CALLED ON HIS EYE WITNESS FOR BEING LED ON BY THE GIRL WHO COLLECTED ALL THE GIFTS HE SHOWERED HER WITH!: "HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YAHWEH; HIS NAME IS YAHWEH! YAHWEH! HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YESHUA; HIS NAME IS YESHUA! YESHUA! YESHUA! HE'S MY GOD AND HIS NAME IS YESHUA; HIS NAME IS YESHUA! YESHUA! YESHUA!"





CURTAINS CLOSED! SKIT-LIKE STAGE DRAMA ENDED!


QUESTIONS AND ANSWER SECTION!: MY QUESTION GOES THUS, (IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "OGUN OGUN ORO" MEANS "WAR, WAR, OH THINK/OH TURN AROUND/OH HAVE A CHANGE OF MIND" OR "YOU/HE/SHE CHUCKED; YOU/HE/SHE CHUCKED; YOU TWISTED/WHYNED IT ROUND" OR "INHERITANCE, INHERITANCE, YOU/HE/SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT" OR "MEDICINE, MEDICINE, IT'S RIPE" OR "CHARM, CHARM, OH, THINK ABOUT IT!" NOW FROM LESSONS THOUGHT EARLIER ON THIS "TAKE IT OKAY, OKAY PLATFORM WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A PLATINIUM FORM" WHAT IS THE MEANING OF "OGOGORO" ASIDE FROM "ALCOHOLIC DRINKS LIKE SCHNAPPS!"






WHEN I SAY: "ALLALAIA"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "AMEN!"

WHEN I SAY: "AMEN"

YOUR RESPONSE IS: "ALLALAIA!"




(IN YORUBA LANGUAGE) "MA GBE IGI LE E KURO NI INO KU INO" (MEANING IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE) "I WILL CARRY STICK AND PURSUE YOU OUT THROUGH EXCESS FLOGGING!"











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6.12.23

JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE

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JESUS CHRIST, 100% MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE






Men oh... 


Merry Christmas out of my clear conscience and cosigned by my Lord Jisos.

As a lover of Jisos Christ, one will wonder why all the fight against "ZEALOUS AND CALM CHRISTIANS HERE AND THERE." I think He has already died on the Cross of Calvary by the hands of some of the Israelites, His apostles immediately after His death suffered the same persercutions till their home calling.

Home calling is like receiving a sudden phone call and rushing back to where you came from. It can also be receiving an email message or a phone call not too sudden but telling you to round off that time to come back home is so so time or even nearer than you were thinking but the main thing about home calling is the home itself. 

Christians say their home is in Heaven, some English literates say, "Home is where the heart lies." The bible even say that we should take heaven as our "TREASURE BANK" and that after one stores treasure in Heaven there is still a reward in Heaven for such a person for "BANKING WITH HEAVEN." Now, Israelites this is why you see Christians preaching up and down aside from the instruction that Jisos Christ said that Christians, most especially, those called to be "APOSTLES" that they should "SPREAD THE WORD." It is now looking as if, "WE LIKE ONE ALLAH PASS FIGHT." 

Before we continue, Allah means God in Hausa language, so our own one true Allah is enfolded in the name "JISOS CHRIST." Do you understand it now, I mean, do you understand where we are coming from now because I know where I am coming from. 

You know, when you fight Christians and their CHRISTMAS you are bent to meet OVERWHELMING CHALLENGES AND OBSTACLES. WHY? This is because Jisos Christ is the reason for Christmas. Some can even be like, "WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT CHRISTMAS, OH LORD CALL ME HOME NOW FOR I NEED HOME CALLING." Now take your time, imagine it, "TAKE A SECOND TO IMAGINE YOURSELF KILLING SUCH A PERSON." With the way I even see it, "DECEMBER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CHRISTMAS TREES AND CHRISTMAS SONGS." Some feel that "CHICKEN" is the reason for Christmas. 



Do you remember that verse you heard one time about "MOTHER HEN?"



Now if you ask why oh, why the persecutions, One will say, they wish the faithful Christians to cough out the exact location of Jisos Christ our Lord but, the thing is Jisos Christ is Spirit. If they persist, I think you should tell the persecutors that He is everywhere so that they will keep looking for Him here and there, far and wide and even self become all time TRAVELLER.



Christians tried to live like Jisos Christ, quarell was what they got. They continued, killings continued just like they did with their God, our Lord Jisos.



Oh yeah, Oh yea Israelites... Just in the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...Merry Christmas in advance.



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